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Everything in moderation. That's how the old saying goes. But as you can see from this hilarious list of drunk compiled by Bored Panda, some people just don't know when enough is enough. From mistaking bars of soap for fudge and driving cars into pools, to making random purchases online (like Jeff Goldblum showers curtains for example) and waking up with a toaster full of pasta, the people below might not have remembered the crazy stuff they got up to, but they probably remembered the hangover! Don't forget to vote for the funniest picture, and remember to drink responsibly!

#1

Good Ride Home

Good Ride Home

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Abhisek Chakraborty
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like this man. In spite of being this drunk, he remembered to text that he does not need the lift anymore

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#3

Coming Back Home To Find Your Drunk Friend

Coming Back Home To Find Your Drunk Friend

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats not drunk. thats "almost" possessed. Imagine coming back home to this without the lights on

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#4

Got A Bit Drunk And Decided To Recreate The Stingray Pic With My Girlfriends

Got A Bit Drunk And Decided To Recreate The Stingray Pic With My Girlfriends

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#5

After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

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#6

So My Roommate Came Back Drunk Last Night And Doesn't Remember Designing An Entire Airplane

So My Roommate Came Back Drunk Last Night And Doesn't Remember Designing An Entire Airplane

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg ! That looks really good ... I'm impressed by those lines , they're good for a drunk person

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#7

Good Luck With That

Good Luck With That

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ioannis Utzo
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"ok, i got to focus now, so i can wake up at 8 30. so first i need to find out ...the numbers. Yeah ! thats it , the numbers . soooooo where is the numbers ...oh yeah i know!" another option is, dial the numbers!

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#8

Gf Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat... She's Fitting In

Gf Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat... She's Fitting In

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#9

Have You Ever Been So Drunk You Mistook A Chocolate Bar For Your Phone?

Have You Ever Been So Drunk You Mistook A Chocolate Bar For Your Phone?

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#10

Drunk Me Made A Drum Kit Out Of Cocktail Stirrers Last Night

Drunk Me Made A Drum Kit Out Of Cocktail Stirrers Last Night

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#11

Drunk Friends Did This

Drunk Friends Did This

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#12

Best Taxi Driver Award Goes To This Man

Best Taxi Driver Award Goes To This Man

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is so creepy at least he didn't leave you out on the street but if i woke up in a stranger's house i would be freaked out

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#13

Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

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Ella Hobasaurs
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When that person just doesn't answer, so you answer yourself, lol sadly my life

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#14

My Mom And Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath

My Mom And Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath

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#15

Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

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#20

You Know You're Drunk When

You Know You're Drunk When

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my god! I did that once. I was so plastered that I thought the stairs were moving. At least I didn't vomit.

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#21

I Just Painted My Favourite Meme, I'm Drunk And Haven't Painted Since I Was 12

I Just Painted My Favourite Meme, I'm Drunk And Haven't Painted Since I Was 12

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#22

Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat. I Guess This Is My Life Now. Meet Spaghetti

Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat. I Guess This Is My Life Now. Meet Spaghetti

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#23

Not Pictured: My Drunk Wife Loudly Singing The Jurassic Park Theme

Not Pictured: My Drunk Wife Loudly Singing The Jurassic Park Theme

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JillVille Child Care
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least the dog isn't too worried looking, seems quite happy with his transformation!

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#24

Came Back Home Really Drunk Last Night, This Morning I Went To Make Breakfast And Then This Happened

Came Back Home Really Drunk Last Night, This Morning I Went To Make Breakfast And Then This Happened

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#25

Random Drunk Guy Urinated On My Porch And Tried Entering The House At 4am A Couple Weeks Ago... Got This In The Mail Today

Random Drunk Guy Urinated On My Porch And Tried Entering The House At 4am A Couple Weeks Ago... Got This In The Mail Today

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#26

My Friends And I Got Drunk One Night In A Small Country Town. Woke Up The Next Morning With This Picture On My Phone

My Friends And I Got Drunk One Night In A Small Country Town. Woke Up The Next Morning With This Picture On My Phone

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Zenozenobee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Few years ago, in France (Bordeaux I think), a bunch of drunk guys stole a lama from a circus and wandered in the town taking pic and using streetcar. Seems that lama are good companion for drunk people

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#27

Bagel Seeds

Bagel Seeds

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David Ross
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lov.e it! Think of how you could mess with airbnb clients all over the house..

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#28

Had A Party And A Random Drunk Guy Slept On Our Couch. He Left Us This Note

Had A Party And A Random Drunk Guy Slept On Our Couch. He Left Us This Note

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#29

My Friend And I Were Drunk Photoshopping Last Night. Forgot We Made This

My Friend And I Were Drunk Photoshopping Last Night. Forgot We Made This

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#31

Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

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#32

My Mum Got Drunk For The First Time In 10 Years Today

My Mum Got Drunk For The First Time In 10 Years Today

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#33

Got Blackout Drunk Last Night... My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened

Got Blackout Drunk Last Night... My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened

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#34

We Enlarged A Photo Of A Drunk Friend. He's Not As Happy As Us

We Enlarged A Photo Of A Drunk Friend. He's Not As Happy As Us

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Neeraj Jha
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like how you have used your Friend's not so amused face for size reference.

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#36

So I Might've Got A Little Drunk And Made My Cat A Fort

So I Might've Got A Little Drunk And Made My Cat A Fort

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#37

Ordered A Pizza While Drunk Because Breakup. They Sent Me This

Ordered A Pizza While Drunk Because Breakup. They Sent Me This

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#38

Had A House Party Last Night, Still Can't Find The Key To My Mums Shoe

Had A House Party Last Night, Still Can't Find The Key To My Mums Shoe

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#39

Went Out Drinking With My Daughter Tonight. Pleased To Report I Was Able To Show Her How Adults Have A Sensible, Restrained Evening Without Going Over The Top

Went Out Drinking With My Daughter Tonight. Pleased To Report I Was Able To Show Her How Adults Have A Sensible, Restrained Evening Without Going Over The Top

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#40

My Buddy Dropped His Burrito After A Long Night Of Drinking. This Is What Defeat Looks Like

My Buddy Dropped His Burrito After A Long Night Of Drinking. This Is What Defeat Looks Like

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#41

Boyfriend Was Drunk Last Night. I Woke Up To This

Boyfriend Was Drunk Last Night. I Woke Up To This

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#42

This Drunk Woman Dropped Her Phone. She Picked Up Her Sandal Instead And Used Her Phone As The Sandal

This Drunk Woman Dropped Her Phone. She Picked Up Her Sandal Instead And Used Her Phone As The Sandal

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#44

Girlfriend Got Drunk Last Night And The Dog Was Equally Concerned And Unimpressed

Girlfriend Got Drunk Last Night And The Dog Was Equally Concerned And Unimpressed

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#45

After A Night Of Drinking My Friends Dropped Me Off At My Place

After A Night Of Drinking My Friends Dropped Me Off At My Place

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#46

Ever Been So Drunk, You Left Your Leg Outside The Pub?

Ever Been So Drunk, You Left Your Leg Outside The Pub?

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#47

We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

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#48

I Wake Up At 2am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

I Wake Up At 2am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

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#49

So, My Friend Drank Too Much, And Passed Out On The Table

So, My Friend Drank Too Much, And Passed Out On The Table

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#50

Next President Of The United States Of America

Next President Of The United States Of America

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#51

My Drunk Roommate Was "Saving It For Later"

My Drunk Roommate Was "Saving It For Later"

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am i the only one that doesn't care about the pizza but is thinking THAT BIKE IS FREAKIN AWESOME!

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#52

Got Blackout Drunk And Woke Up To This

Got Blackout Drunk And Woke Up To This

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#53

My Roommate Made Coasters Of Pics We Took Of Him Blacked Out

My Roommate Made Coasters Of Pics We Took Of Him Blacked Out

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#54

After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride... Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride... Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

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#55

Drunk Me Was Determined Not To Lose My Earrings Last Night

Drunk Me Was Determined Not To Lose My Earrings Last Night

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#56

Drunk Me Responsibly Took My Contacts Out Before Going To Sleep

Drunk Me Responsibly Took My Contacts Out Before Going To Sleep

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#57

Drunk Amazon Shopping Led To A Nice Surprise

Drunk Amazon Shopping Led To A Nice Surprise

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#58

3 Years Ago, Happy Drunk, I Thought I Met Jake Gyllenhaal… I'm Now 90% Sure I Didn't

3 Years Ago, Happy Drunk, I Thought I Met Jake Gyllenhaal… I'm Now 90% Sure I Didn't

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#59

Am I Too Late For The Drunk British People Bandwagon?

Am I Too Late For The Drunk British People Bandwagon?

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Ged Maybury
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never too late, honey. Right on time, actually. Now don't go away.

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#60

Got Drunk, Bought A Stegosaurus. No Regrets. Never Regret Dino Garb

Got Drunk, Bought A Stegosaurus. No Regrets. Never Regret Dino Garb

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#61

My Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And Brought Home A Random Little Person Who He Just Met, Who Is Now Passed Out On My Couch And Snoring Like A Bear

My Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And Brought Home A Random Little Person Who He Just Met, Who Is Now Passed Out On My Couch And Snoring Like A Bear

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#62

My Dog Wasn't Happy When A Drunk Friend Decided To Sleep With Her At 1 Am

My Dog Wasn't Happy When A Drunk Friend Decided To Sleep With Her At 1 Am

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#63

My Friend Improved Her Netflix Suggestions In One Easy Step

My Friend Improved Her Netflix Suggestions In One Easy Step

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#65

Chatting With Abul From Boohoo Customer Service

Chatting With Abul From Boohoo Customer Service

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#66

So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

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#67

My Friend Was Drunk When He Decided To Tattoo A Black Face Charmander With No Experience Or Artistic Ability. The Flame Saves It

My Friend Was Drunk When He Decided To Tattoo A Black Face Charmander With No Experience Or Artistic Ability. The Flame Saves It

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somehow - it's better than a thousand others. This Charmander has got BACKSTORY!

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#68

I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day. 10/10 Would Buy Again

I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day. 10/10 Would Buy Again

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#69

Just Letting The Airport Know That Everything Is Okay

Just Letting The Airport Know That Everything Is Okay

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#71

I Broke Our Shower Curtain Rod Last Night While Drunk And Immediately Went To The Backyard And Handcrafted A New One

I Broke Our Shower Curtain Rod Last Night While Drunk And Immediately Went To The Backyard And Handcrafted A New One

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#73

Totally Drunk And Thinking I Was Meeting Bono. Nailed It

Totally Drunk And Thinking I Was Meeting Bono. Nailed It

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#74

So My Brother Got Blackout Drunk The Other Night. He Found This In His Toaster The Next Morning

So My Brother Got Blackout Drunk The Other Night. He Found This In His Toaster The Next Morning

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#75

I Got Drunk At A Red Wings Game And Woke Up To This Picture On My Phone. I'm The One Playing The Piano

I Got Drunk At A Red Wings Game And Woke Up To This Picture On My Phone. I'm The One Playing The Piano

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#76

Got Too Drunk Last Night. Apparently My Cat And I Shared A Quesadilla Before I Passed Out

Got Too Drunk Last Night. Apparently My Cat And I Shared A Quesadilla Before I Passed Out

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DeAnna Anderson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a cat once that loved Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza. If I didn't bring one for her, wow, she was in a mood.

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#77

This Is A Piece Of The Bar Of Specialty Soap My Wife Bought That Apparently Drunk Me Thought Was Fudge

This Is A Piece Of The Bar Of Specialty Soap My Wife Bought That Apparently Drunk Me Thought Was Fudge

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#78

Heard A Noise Downstairs, Went To Check It Out... Found Drunk Neighbor Like This

Heard A Noise Downstairs, Went To Check It Out... Found Drunk Neighbor Like This

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#80

I Was Drunk Last Night, Looks Like I Tried To Charge My Wallet Because I Was Out Of Money

I Was Drunk Last Night, Looks Like I Tried To Charge My Wallet Because I Was Out Of Money

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#81

Drunk Photoshop Skills

Drunk Photoshop Skills

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Caroline Murphy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see how when I've seen that exact same picture with a different background... So either this is a fake post, or you've done this twice and your mum's a moron

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#82

Drunk Boyfriend Decided To Change The Name Of Our Soap Last Night

Drunk Boyfriend Decided To Change The Name Of Our Soap Last Night

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, this is great! My daughter (who was not drunk) just watched Deadpool last night and this part was stuck in my head. Come to work in the morning to see this? Perfect timing! Love it!

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#83

My Drunk Roommate Left Me A Surprise This Morning

My Drunk Roommate Left Me A Surprise This Morning

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#84

My Roomate Came In Drunk Last Night And Without Saying A Word, Taped These To Every Single Packet Of Popcorn We Had. Revolutionary

My Roomate Came In Drunk Last Night And Without Saying A Word, Taped These To Every Single Packet Of Popcorn We Had. Revolutionary

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#85

Drunk By The Campfire Eating Hotdogs When Suddenly... Deer!

Drunk By The Campfire Eating Hotdogs When Suddenly... Deer!

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#86

Not The Best Purchase For The Next Day Hangover

Not The Best Purchase For The Next Day Hangover

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#87

My Drunk Girlfriend Was Really Upset About Losing In Connect Four

My Drunk Girlfriend Was Really Upset About Losing In Connect Four

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#88

Drunk Me Should Not Be Allowed To Buy Things At 4am

Drunk Me Should Not Be Allowed To Buy Things At 4am

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#89

Drunk Hubby Thought He Grabbed A Pillow Before Passing Out

Drunk Hubby Thought He Grabbed A Pillow Before Passing Out

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#90

So A Friend Got Really Drunk, Made A Few Phonecalls And Ended Up In A Mcdonalds Kitchen Making Himself The Most Awesome Cheezeburger Ever

So A Friend Got Really Drunk, Made A Few Phonecalls And Ended Up In A Mcdonalds Kitchen Making Himself The Most Awesome Cheezeburger Ever

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#91

Drunk Me Tried Making Ravioli Last Night

Drunk Me Tried Making Ravioli Last Night

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We've got the victim, the murder weapon, and now a confession. Case closed!

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#92

"He Said The Room Was Spinning And We Wanted To Help Him" - Drunk Girls At Party Last Night

"He Said The Room Was Spinning And We Wanted To Help Him" - Drunk Girls At Party Last Night

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And now we all wish there was a picture of him just after he woke up

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#93

My Roommates And I Write Erotic Fridge Poetry When We Get Drunk

My Roommates And I Write Erotic Fridge Poetry When We Get Drunk

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#94

Drunk Me Made My Lunch Last Night, I Like His Style

Drunk Me Made My Lunch Last Night, I Like His Style

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#95

So, This Is What I Woke Up To This Morning

So, This Is What I Woke Up To This Morning

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Cip IESAN
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe there are more girls sleeping under the couch or behind the TV set. The Stratocaster seems to be unharmed.

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#96

Drunk Me Thought I Was Onto Something

Drunk Me Thought I Was Onto Something

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jamie1707
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hot dog slices, cheese on Ritz crackers are one of our favorite drunk snacks. Been making them since college, way back in the last century.

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#98

I'm Building A Wall So My Neighbors Can't See Me Drinking And Won't Suspect Me Of Being A Drunk

I'm Building A Wall So My Neighbors Can't See Me Drinking And Won't Suspect Me Of Being A Drunk

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#99

Drunk Me Has Some Explaining To Do

Drunk Me Has Some Explaining To Do

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#102

My Buddy Was So Drunk He Couldn't Ride The Tandem Home. My Other Buddy Improvised

My Buddy Was So Drunk He Couldn't Ride The Tandem Home. My Other Buddy Improvised

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#103

Me And My Mate Sam Got So Drunk We Facetimed Ourselves To Tell Us How Great It Was Going

Me And My Mate Sam Got So Drunk We Facetimed Ourselves To Tell Us How Great It Was Going

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy on the left looks a little like that Malcom guy from Malcom in the Middle

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#104

Brother Got Very Drunk At The Daytona 500 And Disappeared From Our Tailgate. When I Texted To Ask If He Was Ok He Responded With This. Yes, He Is Charging His Phone. No, He Did Not Have A Pit Pass

Brother Got Very Drunk At The Daytona 500 And Disappeared From Our Tailgate. When I Texted To Ask If He Was Ok He Responded With This. Yes, He Is Charging His Phone. No, He Did Not Have A Pit Pass

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#105

My Drunk Dad Ordered 42 Hotdogs

My Drunk Dad Ordered 42 Hotdogs

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#106

Drunk Me Is No Longer Allowed To Pack My Lunches. 8 Cheese Sticks, Some Gummy Cows, And Lucky Charms In A Bag With Milk

Drunk Me Is No Longer Allowed To Pack My Lunches. 8 Cheese Sticks, Some Gummy Cows, And Lucky Charms In A Bag With Milk

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#107

I Guess My Roommate Ordered Pizza After Some Serious Drinking

I Guess My Roommate Ordered Pizza After Some Serious Drinking

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#108

Drunk Me Still Isn't Saying What Happened, But I'm Fairly Sure That He Rolled In Around 4am

Drunk Me Still Isn't Saying What Happened, But I'm Fairly Sure That He Rolled In Around 4am

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#109

So This Happened To My Neighbor Last Night... Don't Drive Drunk

So This Happened To My Neighbor Last Night... Don't Drive Drunk

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#110

That Time The Sheriff Had To Tow My Drunk Ass Back To Shore

That Time The Sheriff Had To Tow My Drunk Ass Back To Shore

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#111

Guess Which One Was Made With The Help Of Alcohol

Guess Which One Was Made With The Help Of Alcohol

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#112

Woke Up To A Random Girl On The Couch Who Apparently Wandered Into The Wrong House

Woke Up To A Random Girl On The Couch Who Apparently Wandered Into The Wrong House

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#113

My Friends Ordered Pizza While They Were Drinking Last Night. I Don't Think They Thought This Through

My Friends Ordered Pizza While They Were Drinking Last Night. I Don't Think They Thought This Through

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#114

For Two Days I Couldn't Find My Glasses, And Then I Found A Note From Drunk Me

For Two Days I Couldn't Find My Glasses, And Then I Found A Note From Drunk Me

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#115

Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife

Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife

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#116

My Drunk Friend Thought A Table Made A Good Blanket

My Drunk Friend Thought A Table Made A Good Blanket

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#117

Instructions: Get Drunk. Preheat Oven To 450. Place Pizza On Middle Oven Rack. Go To Sleep

Instructions: Get Drunk. Preheat Oven To 450. Place Pizza On Middle Oven Rack. Go To Sleep

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#118

Drunk Me Decided To Buy A T-Shirt. Naturally I Forgot About It, Until A Package Arrived In The Mail

Drunk Me Decided To Buy A T-Shirt. Naturally I Forgot About It, Until A Package Arrived In The Mail

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#119

She Swears She Wasn't Drunk. She Hates Chocolate And We Do Not Play Tennis

She Swears She Wasn't Drunk. She Hates Chocolate And We Do Not Play Tennis

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#120

We Work At A Bar, After Closing Down (At 4am) We Walked Out To Find This Guy; Pants Down, Passed Out. We Took A Picture And Then Took One On His Phone For Him. (We Also Woke Him Up And Put Him In A Cab) But At Least He Got A Pic When He Woke Up

We Work At A Bar, After Closing Down (At 4am) We Walked Out To Find This Guy; Pants Down, Passed Out. We Took A Picture And Then Took One On His Phone For Him. (We Also Woke Him Up And Put Him In A Cab) But At Least He Got A Pic When He Woke Up

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#122

Okay, No More Drunk Amazon Shopping

Okay, No More Drunk Amazon Shopping

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#123

Stumbled To Find This After A Night Of Heavy Drinking

Stumbled To Find This After A Night Of Heavy Drinking

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#125

The Little One Is Happy Though

The Little One Is Happy Though

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#126

How I Found My Roommate After A Night Of Drinking

How I Found My Roommate After A Night Of Drinking

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#127

Came Home Drunk And Decided To Have A Bath, This Is This Is The Result

Came Home Drunk And Decided To Have A Bath, This Is This Is The Result

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#128

Got Drunk Last Night And This Is The Only Thing In My Pockets When I Woke Up

Got Drunk Last Night And This Is The Only Thing In My Pockets When I Woke Up

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#129

Smooth Move Drunk Me

Smooth Move Drunk Me

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#130

When Your Friend Is Severely Intoxicated, Goes Missing For Several Hours And Turns Up Last Minute For The Train Home

When Your Friend Is Severely Intoxicated, Goes Missing For Several Hours And Turns Up Last Minute For The Train Home

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How? Wait, no. I don't think I'd like to know how he managed that

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#131

How My Drunk Roommate Tries To Get Me To Wake Him Up For Our 8:30 Class

How My Drunk Roommate Tries To Get Me To Wake Him Up For Our 8:30 Class

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Parmeisan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Look down, wind may have blown notes away" "If worse comes to worse please physically pull me out of bed and onto the ground I can wear whatever" "I better be f*****g awake and standing next to you before you open this door" "Ignore any and all excuses I say please PLEASE for why I can't come to class" "I'm fer real" "PS it's 4:AM and I'm drunk that's why I ask this of you" "It's actually 5:00 am I'm f****d"

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#132

She Told Me She Wasn't Drunk, Then Fell Asleep Like This

She Told Me She Wasn't Drunk, Then Fell Asleep Like This

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#133

It Was My Friend's 21st Birthday Last Week. He Passed Out Like This. And Yes, Those Are Pizza Rolls

It Was My Friend's 21st Birthday Last Week. He Passed Out Like This. And Yes, Those Are Pizza Rolls

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#134

My Drunk Neighbor Waking Up For A Smoke Break

My Drunk Neighbor Waking Up For A Smoke Break

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#135

My Sister Didn't Appreciate My Drunk Amazon Purchase

My Sister Didn't Appreciate My Drunk Amazon Purchase

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#136

My Drunk Friend Looks Like He Died For Our Sins

My Drunk Friend Looks Like He Died For Our Sins

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#138

Found This Amazing Headline I Cut From A Newspaper A Few Years Back

Found This Amazing Headline I Cut From A Newspaper A Few Years Back

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#139

But When She Will Realise...

But When She Will Realise...

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#140

In My Family When We Get Blackout Drunk, People Write Down What You Say And Hang It On The Fridge

In My Family When We Get Blackout Drunk, People Write Down What You Say And Hang It On The Fridge

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#141

My Husband Came Home Drunk With A New Haircut Last Night

My Husband Came Home Drunk With A New Haircut Last Night

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JillVille Child Care
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But he came home drunk and snuggled up with you, that, in itself says a lot. :) Cute hair cut. How did he feel about it afterwards?

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#142

I Just Found Where Drunk Me Left My Friday Night Dinner

I Just Found Where Drunk Me Left My Friday Night Dinner

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Connie Martin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can totally see this. Drunk you thought, "Hey look! It fits EXACTLY! How cool is that! I'd better leave it there to show everybody tomorrow."

#143

Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And I Woke Up To This In The Kitchen This Morning

Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And I Woke Up To This In The Kitchen This Morning

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#144

Drunk John Thinks Really Highly About Sober John

Drunk John Thinks Really Highly About Sober John

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#146

The Point At Which I Knew I Was Pretty Drunk

The Point At Which I Knew I Was Pretty Drunk

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#147

Drunk Me Pretty Into A Conversation

Drunk Me Pretty Into A Conversation

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#148

My Mother In Law Tried To Bake Some Round Sugar Cookies While Drunk

My Mother In Law Tried To Bake Some Round Sugar Cookies While Drunk

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#149

I Think My Husband Was A Little Drunk Last Night. This Is A Contact Lense

I Think My Husband Was A Little Drunk Last Night. This Is A Contact Lense

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#150

My Friend's Taken Lazy To A New Drunk Level

My Friend's Taken Lazy To A New Drunk Level

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#152

Accidentally Photobombed My Girlfriend's Sisters Engagement Photos After A Long Night Of Drinking

Accidentally Photobombed My Girlfriend's Sisters Engagement Photos After A Long Night Of Drinking

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#153

Good To Know That I Stay On Top Of Things When I'm Drunk

Good To Know That I Stay On Top Of Things When I'm Drunk

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#154

I Got Drunk And Tried To Make Mac And Cheese Last Night But I Accidentally Passed Out On The Couch For 3 Hours

I Got Drunk And Tried To Make Mac And Cheese Last Night But I Accidentally Passed Out On The Couch For 3 Hours

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Aaron Pie
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And now you have a Frisbee that when lands in the next doors yard, will have the neighbours screaming about alien cow pats. Profit.

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#155

My Roommate Came Home Drunk, Put A Pizza In The Oven, Then Passed Out. 6 Hours Later And This Is The Result (Compared To Properly Cooked Pizza)

My Roommate Came Home Drunk, Put A Pizza In The Oven, Then Passed Out. 6 Hours Later And This Is The Result (Compared To Properly Cooked Pizza)

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Sam Petter
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude there's no need for comparison to know that this pizza is burnt to hell

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#156

I Found This The Next Day After A Long, Long Night Of Excessive Drinking

I Found This The Next Day After A Long, Long Night Of Excessive Drinking

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#157

Chicken Nuggets And Tater Tots Slow Roasted In My Oven For 8 Hours While I'm Passed Out Drunk In The Other Room

Chicken Nuggets And Tater Tots Slow Roasted In My Oven For 8 Hours While I'm Passed Out Drunk In The Other Room

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