Shopping online, though a quite ordinary thing nowadays, can still be tricky for some. Even if done completely sober, you might still end up with a totally different item that you envisioned before clicking 'Buy.' Inebriated online shopping is even trickier - you can truly outdo yourself with a surprising choice of goods in a bout of a drunk spontaneity.

So, just as you should never put car keys in the hands of someone who's had one too many, you should also keep them as far away from the computer as possible. Drunk shopping is a dangerous activity, and we've got a whole list of funny photos of people who ended up with strange purchases that they barely may or may not remember making.

Think about your future drunk fails. Don't drink and buy. Unless, of course, you're in the market for a plastic bag full of tiny handcuffs. If so, then this compilation of online shopping fails done while buzzed is excellent fodder for upcoming spendings.

See the funny fails depicting drunk online buys compiled by Bored Panda below!

#1

Let's All Take A Minute To Appreciate This Drunk Amazon Purchase

Let's All Take A Minute To Appreciate This Drunk Amazon Purchase

MorganLStamper Report

Valentina
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's going to make some interesting bathroom selfies...

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#2

Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

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#3

We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

mybeardismymanifesto Report

#4

My Friend's Latest Drunken Ebay Purchase

My Friend's Latest Drunken Ebay Purchase

Trizdizzle Report

#5

My Mom Got Drunk Last Night And Bought My Family A Third Dog. Everybody Meet Hudson

My Mom Got Drunk Last Night And Bought My Family A Third Dog. Everybody Meet Hudson

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#6

Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

Alicatscat Report

John L
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you have a pet toad, you may have more than just a drinking problem, lol.

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#7

Sometimes Late Night Drunken Amazon Purchases Are A Good Idea

Sometimes Late Night Drunken Amazon Purchases Are A Good Idea

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#8

When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dog Socks Off Ebay

When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dog Socks Off Ebay

educatedpenguin Report

#9

Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet

Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet

SirTenderBeard Report

Nicola Morley
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Needs eyelashes to complete the look. Maybe some lipstick and eye shadow too?

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#10

My Wife's Very Proud Of Her Drunken Purchase

My Wife's Very Proud Of Her Drunken Purchase

TILwhofarted Report

I❤️My cat
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your wife is very pretty ( I am not hitting on her I am 11)

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#11

Got Drunk On Amazon And Bought The Cat A House

Got Drunk On Amazon And Bought The Cat A House

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#12

Went Online-Shopping While Drunk... Now I Own A Jurassic-Pug

Went Online-Shopping While Drunk... Now I Own A Jurassic-Pug

cookiearthquake Report

#13

Sober Me Got A Present From Drunk Me

Sober Me Got A Present From Drunk Me

UsedCheese Report

#14

So I Was Drunk One Night And Added This To My Amazon Wish List, My Mom Blindly Ordered Stuff For Christmas

So I Was Drunk One Night And Added This To My Amazon Wish List, My Mom Blindly Ordered Stuff For Christmas

dddash Report

#15

While Drunk, I Somehow Found And Bought 8lbs Of Cereal Marshmallows

While Drunk, I Somehow Found And Bought 8lbs Of Cereal Marshmallows

fenix679 Report

#16

Drunk Me Apparently Decided To Go Online Shopping Again

Drunk Me Apparently Decided To Go Online Shopping Again

20somethingelse Report

#17

"Hey Bud, I Got Really Drunk And Bought A Pig Last Night. Her Name Is Carol. Come Over And Meet Her."

"Hey Bud, I Got Really Drunk And Bought A Pig Last Night. Her Name Is Carol. Come Over And Meet Her."

beekaylounge Report

#18

Ordered An Eggplant Vibrator. I'm A Straight Male...

Ordered An Eggplant Vibrator. I'm A Straight Male...

AbortedGallow Report

Claire
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vibrators don't mean you're not straight *rolls eyes*.

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#19

My Buddy Got Drunk And Ordered Some Shirts With His Face On It. He Gave Them Out To 15 Friends And The Dave Face Shirt Movement Started

My Buddy Got Drunk And Ordered Some Shirts With His Face On It. He Gave Them Out To 15 Friends And The Dave Face Shirt Movement Started

Diiiiirty Report

#20

Best. Drunk. Purchase. Ever. Dadbod Beach Towel

Best. Drunk. Purchase. Ever. Dadbod Beach Towel

ldebrouwer Report

#21

Apparently I Drunk Ordered 11.5lbs Of Cheese On Sunday

Apparently I Drunk Ordered 11.5lbs Of Cheese On Sunday

Phrezy Report

#22

So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

Thadiwyn Report

#23

Well All That Dumb Shit I Ordered On Amazon When I Was Zooted Came In The Mail Today. So This Is My New Look

Well All That Dumb Shit I Ordered On Amazon When I Was Zooted Came In The Mail Today. So This Is My New Look

thefakebryor Report

Raokshna Ryuzaki
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By the looks of the background picture it's well suited 😂👌

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#24

I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day

I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day

dr-drew Report

Raokshna Ryuzaki
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I buy thins kinda stuff of the net without being drunk 😆

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#25

Drunk Ebay Purchase...Welcome To My House

Drunk Ebay Purchase...Welcome To My House

coalminermining Report

#26

Thank You, Past Tipsy Sharon

Thank You, Past Tipsy Sharon

birdchick Report

#27

Friend Got Drunk Last Night And Bought A Scorpion. Woke Up To This Snapchat

Friend Got Drunk Last Night And Bought A Scorpion. Woke Up To This Snapchat

Ascoo Report

criminalgirl
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, yes you did. Should take this to an expert on how to care for them, or just give it to your local zoo.

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#28

Best Drunk Purchase Of My Life

Best Drunk Purchase Of My Life

BranDamaged Report

#29

Best Drunken Impulse Purchase

Best Drunken Impulse Purchase

Sarcastic-Prick Report

criminalgirl
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You must have been very, very, very drunk at the time.....

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#30

I Got Drunk And Ordered A Single Bag Of Tea From Japan Off Ebay. I Wrote A Review, It Was Actually Pretty Nice

I Got Drunk And Ordered A Single Bag Of Tea From Japan Off Ebay. I Wrote A Review, It Was Actually Pretty Nice

reddit.com Report

Michel M. Prins
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't argue with their reaction, this is amazing!

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#31

I Bought This When I Was Drunk A Week Ago Apparently, Arrived This Morning

I Bought This When I Was Drunk A Week Ago Apparently, Arrived This Morning

IanVersion2 Report

#33

So, One Night A Couple Weekends Ago, My Drunk Friend Made An Online Purchase Apparently. Yesterday, That Purchase Arrived

So, One Night A Couple Weekends Ago, My Drunk Friend Made An Online Purchase Apparently. Yesterday, That Purchase Arrived

Nezumirogane Report

#35

Guys! My Drunk Purchase Came. It's Ocarina ( An Ancient Wind Musical Instrument)

Guys! My Drunk Purchase Came. It's Ocarina ( An Ancient Wind Musical Instrument)

simondb49 Report

Carla Martin
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it is a legend of zelda one too. Time to learn all the songs from Ocarina of Time

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#36

I Present To You My Proudest Drunken Ebay Purchase

I Present To You My Proudest Drunken Ebay Purchase

Garrrr_Pirate Report

#37

This Was My Best Drunk Ebay Purchase

This Was My Best Drunk Ebay Purchase

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#38

Drunk Me Buys Myself Awesome Presents

Drunk Me Buys Myself Awesome Presents

mysoulisanislandmycarisaford Report

#39

I Drunk Purchased A Danny Devito Life-Size Cutout

I Drunk Purchased A Danny Devito Life-Size Cutout

hey_look_gary Report

#40

Drunk Me Bought Sober Me This

Drunk Me Bought Sober Me This

nortmachine Report

#41

Best Drunk Purchase In A While

Best Drunk Purchase In A While

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#42

This Is What Happens When You Amazon Drunk

This Is What Happens When You Amazon Drunk

Slimmer89 Report

#43

I Bought Entrance Into A Marathon. Better Start Training, I Guess

I Bought Entrance Into A Marathon. Better Start Training, I Guess

RosieEmily Report

criminalgirl
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Er...you mean Triathlon...much MUCH harder.

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#44

First Night Of Drunk Ebay... More To Come

First Night Of Drunk Ebay... More To Come

IdontKillKids Report

Ani Spectrant
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Cheshire cat was creepy enough in floating cat mode - why this?

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#45

So A Drunken Conversation About Batman Stuff Lead To This Showing Up At My Door A Few Days Later...

So A Drunken Conversation About Batman Stuff Lead To This Showing Up At My Door A Few Days Later...

halloween_Jill Report

#46

DAE Shop While Drunk On eBay? Just Got This In The Mail

DAE Shop While Drunk On eBay? Just Got This In The Mail

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#47

The Purchase I Made From Ebay Whilst Very Drunk Has Arrived

The Purchase I Made From Ebay Whilst Very Drunk Has Arrived

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#48

One Drunk Amazon Purchase Later

One Drunk Amazon Purchase Later

frakkin Report

#49

So I Drunk-Bought That Nic Cage Shirt. Best Purchase I've Ever Made

So I Drunk-Bought That Nic Cage Shirt. Best Purchase I've Ever Made

imgur.com Report

Tess
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that's the best purchase you've ever made I'm concerned for you

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#50

More Having One Of Those, "Why Did I Order 100 Tiny Handcuffs?" Moments

More Having One Of Those, "Why Did I Order 100 Tiny Handcuffs?" Moments

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#51

Got Drunk In Mexico. Bought A Statue Of Predator Flexing Made Of Bone. No Regrets

Got Drunk In Mexico. Bought A Statue Of Predator Flexing Made Of Bone. No Regrets

Pismo1 Report

#52

So This Is Quite Possibly The Greatest Drunk Amazon Purchase Ever

So This Is Quite Possibly The Greatest Drunk Amazon Purchase Ever

Lindsay Elyse Report

#53

I Have Six Novelty Phones. If That Didn't Spur From Alcohol I Don't Know What Would. Phones Include, Krusty The Clown, Coca Cola Polar Bear, Garfield, French Fry, Swatch Style (Clear And You Can See All The Wires, And Bart Simpson

I Have Six Novelty Phones. If That Didn't Spur From Alcohol I Don't Know What Would. Phones Include, Krusty The Clown, Coca Cola Polar Bear, Garfield, French Fry, Swatch Style (Clear And You Can See All The Wires, And Bart Simpson

reddit.com Report

Jasmin Hürlimann
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, i got the same garfield phone (but i got it since 1991, as a kid, no alcohol)

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#54

I Got Drunk One Night And Ordered A $20 Laminated Poster. I Have No Regrets

I Got Drunk One Night And Ordered A $20 Laminated Poster. I Have No Regrets

dsnyder24 Report

#55

What To Do If You're Drunk And Accidentally Order Communion Bread Off Ebay

What To Do If You're Drunk And Accidentally Order Communion Bread Off Ebay

marteljb Report

Maureen Zappellini
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm.wonder if you can get gluten free communion wafers? After all, Jesus did look like he shopped at the coop...

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#56

Latest Drunk Amazon Purchase. I Have No Words

Latest Drunk Amazon Purchase. I Have No Words

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#57

When This Drunk Purchase Arrives In The Mail

When This Drunk Purchase Arrives In The Mail

Hay_Malenchini Report

#58

I Have Zero Regrets

I Have Zero Regrets