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Shopping online, though a quite ordinary thing nowadays, can still be tricky for some. Even if done completely sober, you might still end up with a totally different item that you envisioned before clicking 'Buy.' Inebriated online shopping is even trickier - you can truly outdo yourself with a surprising choice of goods in a bout of a drunk spontaneity.

So, just as you should never put car keys in the hands of someone who's had one too many, you should also keep them as far away from the computer as possible. Drunk shopping is a dangerous activity, and we've got a whole list of funny photos of people who ended up with strange purchases that they barely may or may not remember making.

Think about your future drunk fails. Don't drink and buy. Unless, of course, you're in the market for a plastic bag full of tiny handcuffs. If so, then this compilation of online shopping fails done while buzzed is excellent fodder for upcoming spendings.

See the funny fails depicting drunk online buys compiled by Bored Panda below!

#1

Let's All Take A Minute To Appreciate This Drunk Amazon Purchase

Let's All Take A Minute To Appreciate This Drunk Amazon Purchase

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Valentina
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's going to make some interesting bathroom selfies...

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Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

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#3

We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

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#4

My Friend's Latest Drunken Ebay Purchase

My Friend's Latest Drunken Ebay Purchase

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#5

My Mom Got Drunk Last Night And Bought My Family A Third Dog. Everybody Meet Hudson

My Mom Got Drunk Last Night And Bought My Family A Third Dog. Everybody Meet Hudson

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#6

Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you have a pet toad, you may have more than just a drinking problem, lol.

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#7

Sometimes Late Night Drunken Amazon Purchases Are A Good Idea

Sometimes Late Night Drunken Amazon Purchases Are A Good Idea

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#8

When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dog Socks Off Ebay

When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dog Socks Off Ebay

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#9

Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet

Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet

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Nicola Morley
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Needs eyelashes to complete the look. Maybe some lipstick and eye shadow too?

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#10

My Wife's Very Proud Of Her Drunken Purchase

My Wife's Very Proud Of Her Drunken Purchase

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I❤️My cat
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your wife is very pretty ( I am not hitting on her I am 11)

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Guritanu Cristian
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Saying to someone she is pretty is a compliment and not hitting on her. And she is pretty .

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Ok Ha-Neul
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i have a particular set of skills skills that i have aquired over a long career of drinking i will find you and i will buy you

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Bob CF
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's Funny...Every time I would see that pillow with Nicolas Cage staring back at me I'd get a chuckle or at least a smirk

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Samantha Christmann
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol reminds me of these : http://buffalonews.com/2018/03/12/discount-diva-shopping-while-intoxicated/

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monosmonosmonosmonos mon
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Common guys, you do know that this is Nicholas Cage, right (the actor)? LOL :P

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Judy Jewell
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you feel about your wife sleeping with Nick Cave in your bed?

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Melissa McMillan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ha! i almost bought this for my brother as a bday present a year ago, super sober!

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Desiree Ramirez
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The girl is gorgeous and I would prefer Johnny Depp or Matt Tuck.

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rick hctep (Rick45)
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think your wife has a sick mind buying that with that picture on it.

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I❤️My cat
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rick45 leave her alone and she was drunk did you not read the title of the article?!

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#11

Got Drunk On Amazon And Bought The Cat A House

Got Drunk On Amazon And Bought The Cat A House

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#12

Went Online-Shopping While Drunk... Now I Own A Jurassic-Pug

Went Online-Shopping While Drunk... Now I Own A Jurassic-Pug

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#14

So I Was Drunk One Night And Added This To My Amazon Wish List, My Mom Blindly Ordered Stuff For Christmas

So I Was Drunk One Night And Added This To My Amazon Wish List, My Mom Blindly Ordered Stuff For Christmas

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#15

While Drunk, I Somehow Found And Bought 8lbs Of Cereal Marshmallows

While Drunk, I Somehow Found And Bought 8lbs Of Cereal Marshmallows

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#16

Drunk Me Apparently Decided To Go Online Shopping Again

Drunk Me Apparently Decided To Go Online Shopping Again

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#17

"Hey Bud, I Got Really Drunk And Bought A Pig Last Night. Her Name Is Carol. Come Over And Meet Her."

"Hey Bud, I Got Really Drunk And Bought A Pig Last Night. Her Name Is Carol. Come Over And Meet Her."

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#18

Ordered An Eggplant Vibrator. I'm A Straight Male...

Ordered An Eggplant Vibrator. I'm A Straight Male...

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#19

My Buddy Got Drunk And Ordered Some Shirts With His Face On It. He Gave Them Out To 15 Friends And The Dave Face Shirt Movement Started

My Buddy Got Drunk And Ordered Some Shirts With His Face On It. He Gave Them Out To 15 Friends And The Dave Face Shirt Movement Started

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#20

Best. Drunk. Purchase. Ever. Dadbod Beach Towel

Best. Drunk. Purchase. Ever. Dadbod Beach Towel

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#21

Apparently I Drunk Ordered 11.5lbs Of Cheese On Sunday

Apparently I Drunk Ordered 11.5lbs Of Cheese On Sunday

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#22

So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

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#23

Well All That Dumb Shit I Ordered On Amazon When I Was Zooted Came In The Mail Today. So This Is My New Look

Well All That Dumb Shit I Ordered On Amazon When I Was Zooted Came In The Mail Today. So This Is My New Look

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#24

I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day

I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day

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#27

Friend Got Drunk Last Night And Bought A Scorpion. Woke Up To This Snapchat

Friend Got Drunk Last Night And Bought A Scorpion. Woke Up To This Snapchat

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criminalgirl
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, yes you did. Should take this to an expert on how to care for them, or just give it to your local zoo.

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#29

Best Drunken Impulse Purchase

Best Drunken Impulse Purchase

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#30

I Got Drunk And Ordered A Single Bag Of Tea From Japan Off Ebay. I Wrote A Review, It Was Actually Pretty Nice

I Got Drunk And Ordered A Single Bag Of Tea From Japan Off Ebay. I Wrote A Review, It Was Actually Pretty Nice

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#31

I Bought This When I Was Drunk A Week Ago Apparently, Arrived This Morning

I Bought This When I Was Drunk A Week Ago Apparently, Arrived This Morning

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#33

So, One Night A Couple Weekends Ago, My Drunk Friend Made An Online Purchase Apparently. Yesterday, That Purchase Arrived

So, One Night A Couple Weekends Ago, My Drunk Friend Made An Online Purchase Apparently. Yesterday, That Purchase Arrived

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#35

Guys! My Drunk Purchase Came. It's Ocarina ( An Ancient Wind Musical Instrument)

Guys! My Drunk Purchase Came. It's Ocarina ( An Ancient Wind Musical Instrument)

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Carla Martin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it is a legend of zelda one too. Time to learn all the songs from Ocarina of Time

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#36

I Present To You My Proudest Drunken Ebay Purchase

I Present To You My Proudest Drunken Ebay Purchase

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#37

This Was My Best Drunk Ebay Purchase

This Was My Best Drunk Ebay Purchase

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#38

Drunk Me Buys Myself Awesome Presents

Drunk Me Buys Myself Awesome Presents

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#39

I Drunk Purchased A Danny Devito Life-Size Cutout

I Drunk Purchased A Danny Devito Life-Size Cutout

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#40

Drunk Me Bought Sober Me This

Drunk Me Bought Sober Me This

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#43

I Bought Entrance Into A Marathon. Better Start Training, I Guess

I Bought Entrance Into A Marathon. Better Start Training, I Guess

RosieEmily Report

#44

First Night Of Drunk Ebay... More To Come

First Night Of Drunk Ebay... More To Come

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Ani Spectrant
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Cheshire cat was creepy enough in floating cat mode - why this?

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#45

So A Drunken Conversation About Batman Stuff Lead To This Showing Up At My Door A Few Days Later...

So A Drunken Conversation About Batman Stuff Lead To This Showing Up At My Door A Few Days Later...

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#46

DAE Shop While Drunk On eBay? Just Got This In The Mail

DAE Shop While Drunk On eBay? Just Got This In The Mail

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#47

The Purchase I Made From Ebay Whilst Very Drunk Has Arrived

The Purchase I Made From Ebay Whilst Very Drunk Has Arrived

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#49

So I Drunk-Bought That Nic Cage Shirt. Best Purchase I've Ever Made

So I Drunk-Bought That Nic Cage Shirt. Best Purchase I've Ever Made

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Tess
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that's the best purchase you've ever made I'm concerned for you

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#50

More Having One Of Those, "Why Did I Order 100 Tiny Handcuffs?" Moments

More Having One Of Those, "Why Did I Order 100 Tiny Handcuffs?" Moments

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#51

Got Drunk In Mexico. Bought A Statue Of Predator Flexing Made Of Bone. No Regrets

Got Drunk In Mexico. Bought A Statue Of Predator Flexing Made Of Bone. No Regrets

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#52

So This Is Quite Possibly The Greatest Drunk Amazon Purchase Ever

So This Is Quite Possibly The Greatest Drunk Amazon Purchase Ever

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#53

I Have Six Novelty Phones. If That Didn't Spur From Alcohol I Don't Know What Would. Phones Include, Krusty The Clown, Coca Cola Polar Bear, Garfield, French Fry, Swatch Style (Clear And You Can See All The Wires, And Bart Simpson

I Have Six Novelty Phones. If That Didn't Spur From Alcohol I Don't Know What Would. Phones Include, Krusty The Clown, Coca Cola Polar Bear, Garfield, French Fry, Swatch Style (Clear And You Can See All The Wires, And Bart Simpson

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Jasmin Hürlimann
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, i got the same garfield phone (but i got it since 1991, as a kid, no alcohol)

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#54

I Got Drunk One Night And Ordered A $20 Laminated Poster. I Have No Regrets

I Got Drunk One Night And Ordered A $20 Laminated Poster. I Have No Regrets

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#55

What To Do If You're Drunk And Accidentally Order Communion Bread Off Ebay

What To Do If You're Drunk And Accidentally Order Communion Bread Off Ebay

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Maureen Zappellini
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm.wonder if you can get gluten free communion wafers? After all, Jesus did look like he shopped at the coop...

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#56

Latest Drunk Amazon Purchase. I Have No Words

Latest Drunk Amazon Purchase. I Have No Words

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#57

When This Drunk Purchase Arrives In The Mail

When This Drunk Purchase Arrives In The Mail

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#58

I Have Zero Regrets

I Have Zero Regrets

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#59

Drunk Bought Caterpillars Off Amazon A Couple Of Weeks Ago. Here Are All 5 Little Guys Dreaming Of Being A Butterfly

Drunk Bought Caterpillars Off Amazon A Couple Of Weeks Ago. Here Are All 5 Little Guys Dreaming Of Being A Butterfly

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#60

When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dad Toilet Paper For His Birthday With A Person He Hates On It Which Resulted In The Weirdest Text I've Ever Recieved

When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dad Toilet Paper For His Birthday With A Person He Hates On It Which Resulted In The Weirdest Text I've Ever Recieved

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#61

Sometimes Ordering Things From Amazon While Drunk Turns Out Great

Sometimes Ordering Things From Amazon While Drunk Turns Out Great

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Elina Palin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That actually comes in very handy whilst at an outdoor event in case of rain and you need to hold your beer and also your phone...

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#62

Ordered It At 4am (Drunk), Forgot About It, Showed Up In My Mailbox Yesterday

Ordered It At 4am (Drunk), Forgot About It, Showed Up In My Mailbox Yesterday

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#63

Best Drunk Amazon Purchase I've Ever Made

Best Drunk Amazon Purchase I've Ever Made

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#64

Drunk Me Likes To Buy Sober Me Presents

Drunk Me Likes To Buy Sober Me Presents

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#65

Got A Package In The Mail Today, I Forgot I Ordered. Best Drunken Purchase Of The Summer Yet!

Got A Package In The Mail Today, I Forgot I Ordered. Best Drunken Purchase Of The Summer Yet!

The_Lonliest_Munk Report

#66

Have You Ever Gotten So Drunk With Your Friends You Bought 250 Nuggets, Taken A Picture Of It, Ate Them, Passed Out, And Had No Memory Of It? Because That's What Happened Last Night

Have You Ever Gotten So Drunk With Your Friends You Bought 250 Nuggets, Taken A Picture Of It, Ate Them, Passed Out, And Had No Memory Of It? Because That's What Happened Last Night

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#68

Apparently I Ordered My Dad A Present And Card While I Was Drunk. The Red Thing Is An Apron

Apparently I Ordered My Dad A Present And Card While I Was Drunk. The Red Thing Is An Apron

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#69

I Designed And Ordered The Thimble On The Right While Drunk Apparently

I Designed And Ordered The Thimble On The Right While Drunk Apparently

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you were sober when you ordered the other one? That's more concerning!

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#70

Do I Ever Get Drunk And Order Things Off Amazon? No, Why Do You Ask?

Do I Ever Get Drunk And Order Things Off Amazon? No, Why Do You Ask?

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#71

Sometimes I Regret My Drunk Purchases. This Is Not One Of Those Times

Sometimes I Regret My Drunk Purchases. This Is Not One Of Those Times

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#72

Best Drunk Purchase I've Ever Made. Our Lords Signature

Best Drunk Purchase I've Ever Made. Our Lords Signature

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Heather Self
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently Nic Cage is the saint of drunken purchases. This is at least the fifth or sixth (or seventh) time he's appeared in rhis post! 😆

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#73

My Brother Got Drunk And Ordered 20 Pounds Of Wasabi Peas

My Brother Got Drunk And Ordered 20 Pounds Of Wasabi Peas

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#74

As Far As Drunk Purchases Go... I Think I Did Ok On This One

As Far As Drunk Purchases Go... I Think I Did Ok On This One

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#75

Note To Myself: Always Buy Shit Online After Too Many Drinks

Note To Myself: Always Buy Shit Online After Too Many Drinks

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#77

Bought A Cardboard Cutout Of The Dos Equis Man When I Was Drunk

Bought A Cardboard Cutout Of The Dos Equis Man When I Was Drunk

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Kjorn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i don't always order cardboard... but when i do... i order Dos Equis

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#78

I Feel Like This Qualifies As A Successful Drunk Purchase

I Feel Like This Qualifies As A Successful Drunk Purchase

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#80

Sometimes Drunk Purchases Aren't So Bad

Sometimes Drunk Purchases Aren't So Bad

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#81

So I Got Drunk While Watching 'Lord Of War' When I Had Access To Amazon

So I Got Drunk While Watching 'Lord Of War' When I Had Access To Amazon

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#82

Got Drunk And Went On Ebay. This Is The Result 5 Days Later. Regret Level = 0

Got Drunk And Went On Ebay. This Is The Result 5 Days Later. Regret Level = 0

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#83

Best Drunk Art Fair Purchase Ever

Best Drunk Art Fair Purchase Ever

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#84

Blackout, On The Internet. Ordered A Case Of Whippits. Yes, That Is 240 Whippits

Blackout, On The Internet. Ordered A Case Of Whippits. Yes, That Is 240 Whippits

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#85

Got Drunk Last Night And Bought 16 Packets Of Powdered Milk

Got Drunk Last Night And Bought 16 Packets Of Powdered Milk

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Nicci Cimino
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need to meet the person that bought massive bags of cereal and you'll be a perfect match for each other!

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#86

My Mom Did Some Drunk Amazon Shopping And Bought 10 Rolls Of Toilet Paper With Obama's Face On It

My Mom Did Some Drunk Amazon Shopping And Bought 10 Rolls Of Toilet Paper With Obama's Face On It

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Janet Margaret
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the first time I thought a drunken purchase was a waste of money... didn't they have one with Trump's ahole lips on it?

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#87

This Came In The Mail Today, Reminding Me To Not Ebay While Drunk (SFC)

This Came In The Mail Today, Reminding Me To Not Ebay While Drunk (SFC)

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#88

My Boyfriend Got Drunk And Bought This Poster For $12

My Boyfriend Got Drunk And Bought This Poster For $12

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#89

Got Drunk. Bought Shirt. No Ragrets

Got Drunk. Bought Shirt. No Ragrets

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#90

My Friend Got Drunk And Ordered Communion Wafers On Amazon

My Friend Got Drunk And Ordered Communion Wafers On Amazon

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