Just as you should never put car keys in the hands of someone who's had one too many, you should also keep them as far away from the computer as possible. Online shopping and alcohol is a dangerous combination, and we've got a whole list of people who ended up with strange purchases that they barely may or may not remember making.


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Think about your future. Don't drink and buy. Unless, of course, you're in the market for a plastic bag full of tiny handcuffs.

See the most regrettable drunk online buys compiled by Bored Panda below!

#1 Let's All Take A Minute To Appreciate This Drunk Amazon Purchase

Let's All Take A Minute To Appreciate This Drunk Amazon Purchase

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Valentina 4 months ago

That's going to make some interesting bathroom selfies...

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#6 Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

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John L 4 months ago

If you have a pet toad, you may have more than just a drinking problem, lol.

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#9 Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet

Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet

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Nicola Morley 4 months ago

Needs eyelashes to complete the look. Maybe some lipstick and eye shadow too?

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#10 My Wife's Very Proud Of Her Drunken Purchase

My Wife's Very Proud Of Her Drunken Purchase

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I❤️My cat 4 months ago

Your wife is very pretty ( I am not hitting on her I am 11)

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