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This Guy Keeps Trolling The Government With His Driving Licence Photos, And The Results Are Hilarious
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This Guy Keeps Trolling The Government With His Driving Licence Photos, And The Results Are Hilarious

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Comedian Jono Zalay and his family have developed the awesome tradition of lightly trolling the government over the years, by presenting themselves on official photo ID’s as ‘characters.’

It all started with his dad. “He would dress up for ID photos and eventually drivers licenses, Jono told Bored Panda. “His past characters included mafia hitman, lumberjack, and civil war general where he shaved his beard into burnsides. He ended up keeping that look for like six months.”

Jono recently took to Twitter to document his latest driver’s license incarnation. “Recently moved back to California and had to do a driver’s license renewal,” he wrote. “This is my story.” Having previously sported an impressive handlebar mustache, cornrows, and a mullet Billy Ray Cyrus would be proud of, he chose to raise the bar this time by going all-out anti-authority.

Doesn’t it give him to bother with the cops though? “It’s never really been anything more than an inconvenience with these driver’s license photos,” he explained. “I’ve been pulled over by cops or extra scrutinized by the TSA, but they mostly just do a double-take and let me go on my way. Because ultimately, it’s my face, and I don’t do anything to alter that. There are as many authorities who have given me a laugh or smile than having given me a stern eye-roll.”

We all know that going to any kind of government department, the DMV especially, pretty much sucks. The queues, the sticky plastic seats, getting passed from line to line as the clerk decides to close just as you finally arrive at the photo booth… the thirst for revenge is somewhat understandable. So why not have a little fun with them as Jono has?

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Scroll down to check out Jono’s hilarious drivers licence troll, and click here to support his quest to make his licence plate FARTS69. It’s for a good cause!

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Maria T.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is he trolling the government? If anyone, he's trolling himself for spending a ton of time and energy on idiotic photos that no one will really see.

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Robert Wiersema
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In most states. If your photo ID picture doesn't look like you, you could be held until your identity is confirmed.

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Ben Smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you think he knows the government couldn't care less and he's just trolling himself because he has to show these idiotic pictures anytime he has to produce his ID?

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Benj
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, my initial reaction to seeing this post was "it's not cool to f*ck with your drivers license. It's there for a reason and you need to make sure you look like yourself." That being said, after looking at the images, you can clearly tell that it is the same guy.

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Polleekin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was thinking that too. I work at a place that sells alcohol and I see a lot of IDs. A lot of people give me IDs with weird hair, or piercings they no longer have. Or the other way, nicely groomed photos when they now look wild. A persons face is the important part, not hair and jewelry in the ID vs. in person.

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Catherine Griffin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For all of the people who are talking c**p about this guy, I will have you know I laughed so hard until I cried. Maybe I'm easily amused. If so, so what!? It's all done for a laugh. For goodness sakes, lighten up, people!

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Ever Excel
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You want to know what i think? Alright, I think you're doing great job

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Bored Fox
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In most European countries it is not allowed to have mouth open in the official ID cards so it is streange to see those IDs with mouth open.

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Tinpot
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you're not allowed to smile at all. That's why my resting b***h face ruins every photo ID I have.

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Phillip Moderow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I object to the characterization of the DMV as "pretty much sucks". The DMVs here in Las Vegas and Henderson are friendly, efficient and reasonably quick. You're an idiot for saying moronic things like, "Everyone knows that DMVs ... ". Not everyone, moron.

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thebridget
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should very passionate about this subject. Do you or a loved one manage the DMVs in Vegas & Henderson?

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d bradley
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is "just too funny" for me to understand, appreciate, care about or laugh at

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David Barnett
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Up until the "white guy" comment, I thought he was enjoying his life. Now I pity the fool. Him and his white privilege hating self.

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Amaranthim Talon
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone who took time to respond to my comment, thank you. I can't for the life of me find it, so apologies, cannot further respond/comment. I can't ever find responses on Panda posts.

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DancingToMyself
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That happens to me all the time. I just logg out, and again logg in. I've been doing that every one and then. Should be fine. :)

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Lisa Greene
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They don't even let you smile for a driver's license anymore! Which sort of makes sense because anytime you are showing your ID you probably aren't happy! Like you get pulled over by a cop, or you are writing a check!

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scrappyrat
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They also check it when you're getting ready to get on a flight...and sometimes those flights are to Disney World or someplace else fun. I usually smile at whoever checks mine. Maybe I'm a dork though. Well, not maybe. Definitely. :)

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Pamela24
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought he was gonna end up looking like Trump. :D But this is better.

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KK
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AAhahaha all of his photos are horrible :D. Also how often do you need to renew driver's license photos in the US?

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Neeraj Jha
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You prank the lame government by being a punk. so, you sir, are a Prunk. Ok, I'll leave.

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Allana Rose
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey! I say, if it floats your boat then go ahead and do it! Have fun!

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Kikka io
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do not find it very clever to put make up in a strange way just to get pictures on the documents that then do not look like anything at all. in fact I think it's a bit stupid. and useless fatigue.in fund if someone puts us at the end, it is only those who do all that effort and in the end is not even recognized as the owner of the document, perhaps.

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Anthony Jessie
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here is trolling the government! My complete name is made up of all first names, it is always mixed up my whole life and they even changed it to a female name in highschool. Anywho, I moved to Arizona from California and had to get a new license and so I did... Some time later, I was pulled over...the cop can't find me? Oh ok? Ask me my full name, I tell him....He later tells me, that they misprinted my drivers licenses and I need to head back to the office and get a new one.... Well its been a half dozen years later, and I never have.... Also in Arizona, your license doesn't expire till your 65....I have thirty some years to go... I am in a different state now, still using a different state license that has me as a different person... Now that is how you say....F the government lol

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Niall Mac Iomera
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You think the government cares? The only person you're trolling is yourself as you may get denied products and services because you don't Marcia your ID

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Danael Gabalova
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be just a punk. He enjoy it. Many of us have fun. Nobody harmed. With the last tweet it suddenly has social dimension. Good job!

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Gillian Black
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

people just get a sense of humor do better if you can instead of moaning

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Johanna Zamora
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It warms my heart that most people recognize a moron in the wild. Since they aren't going extinct any time soon.

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Vaida Kuodytė
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Lithuania, they don't even let you smile in pictures for documents :(. Nobody would be anyway, because life is so s**t here :D.

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Romana Engler
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No he thinks other people would get in trouble for not looking like their id.

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Troux
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6 years ago

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If he thinks only white people can do this, then does he think people of all other races look the same?

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Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What he means is that a person of colour would not be able to get away with it the same way a white person can. Police are a lot more hostile to them.

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Maria T.
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is he trolling the government? If anyone, he's trolling himself for spending a ton of time and energy on idiotic photos that no one will really see.

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Robert Wiersema
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In most states. If your photo ID picture doesn't look like you, you could be held until your identity is confirmed.

beejayw avatar
Ben Smith
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you think he knows the government couldn't care less and he's just trolling himself because he has to show these idiotic pictures anytime he has to produce his ID?

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Benj
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, my initial reaction to seeing this post was "it's not cool to f*ck with your drivers license. It's there for a reason and you need to make sure you look like yourself." That being said, after looking at the images, you can clearly tell that it is the same guy.

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Polleekin
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was thinking that too. I work at a place that sells alcohol and I see a lot of IDs. A lot of people give me IDs with weird hair, or piercings they no longer have. Or the other way, nicely groomed photos when they now look wild. A persons face is the important part, not hair and jewelry in the ID vs. in person.

Load More Replies...
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Catherine Griffin
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For all of the people who are talking c**p about this guy, I will have you know I laughed so hard until I cried. Maybe I'm easily amused. If so, so what!? It's all done for a laugh. For goodness sakes, lighten up, people!

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Ever Excel
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You want to know what i think? Alright, I think you're doing great job

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Bored Fox
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In most European countries it is not allowed to have mouth open in the official ID cards so it is streange to see those IDs with mouth open.

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Tinpot
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you're not allowed to smile at all. That's why my resting b***h face ruins every photo ID I have.

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Phillip Moderow
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I object to the characterization of the DMV as "pretty much sucks". The DMVs here in Las Vegas and Henderson are friendly, efficient and reasonably quick. You're an idiot for saying moronic things like, "Everyone knows that DMVs ... ". Not everyone, moron.

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thebridget
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should very passionate about this subject. Do you or a loved one manage the DMVs in Vegas & Henderson?

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d bradley
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is "just too funny" for me to understand, appreciate, care about or laugh at

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David Barnett
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Up until the "white guy" comment, I thought he was enjoying his life. Now I pity the fool. Him and his white privilege hating self.

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Amaranthim Talon
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone who took time to respond to my comment, thank you. I can't for the life of me find it, so apologies, cannot further respond/comment. I can't ever find responses on Panda posts.

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DancingToMyself
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That happens to me all the time. I just logg out, and again logg in. I've been doing that every one and then. Should be fine. :)

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jynxee avatar
Lisa Greene
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They don't even let you smile for a driver's license anymore! Which sort of makes sense because anytime you are showing your ID you probably aren't happy! Like you get pulled over by a cop, or you are writing a check!

princess_puppy avatar
scrappyrat
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They also check it when you're getting ready to get on a flight...and sometimes those flights are to Disney World or someplace else fun. I usually smile at whoever checks mine. Maybe I'm a dork though. Well, not maybe. Definitely. :)

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jitka-zachova avatar
Pamela24
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought he was gonna end up looking like Trump. :D But this is better.

arglfargl avatar
KK
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AAhahaha all of his photos are horrible :D. Also how often do you need to renew driver's license photos in the US?

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You prank the lame government by being a punk. so, you sir, are a Prunk. Ok, I'll leave.

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Allana Rose
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey! I say, if it floats your boat then go ahead and do it! Have fun!

kikkaio avatar
Kikka io
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do not find it very clever to put make up in a strange way just to get pictures on the documents that then do not look like anything at all. in fact I think it's a bit stupid. and useless fatigue.in fund if someone puts us at the end, it is only those who do all that effort and in the end is not even recognized as the owner of the document, perhaps.

jjblue4 avatar
Anthony Jessie
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here is trolling the government! My complete name is made up of all first names, it is always mixed up my whole life and they even changed it to a female name in highschool. Anywho, I moved to Arizona from California and had to get a new license and so I did... Some time later, I was pulled over...the cop can't find me? Oh ok? Ask me my full name, I tell him....He later tells me, that they misprinted my drivers licenses and I need to head back to the office and get a new one.... Well its been a half dozen years later, and I never have.... Also in Arizona, your license doesn't expire till your 65....I have thirty some years to go... I am in a different state now, still using a different state license that has me as a different person... Now that is how you say....F the government lol

fmc avatar
Niall Mac Iomera
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You think the government cares? The only person you're trolling is yourself as you may get denied products and services because you don't Marcia your ID

dana_gabalova avatar
Danael Gabalova
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be just a punk. He enjoy it. Many of us have fun. Nobody harmed. With the last tweet it suddenly has social dimension. Good job!

gvblack avatar
Gillian Black
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

people just get a sense of humor do better if you can instead of moaning

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Johanna Zamora
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It warms my heart that most people recognize a moron in the wild. Since they aren't going extinct any time soon.

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Vaida Kuodytė
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Lithuania, they don't even let you smile in pictures for documents :(. Nobody would be anyway, because life is so s**t here :D.

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Romana Engler
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No he thinks other people would get in trouble for not looking like their id.

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Troux
Community Member
6 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

If he thinks only white people can do this, then does he think people of all other races look the same?

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Panda
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What he means is that a person of colour would not be able to get away with it the same way a white person can. Police are a lot more hostile to them.

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