Dogs can’t use Twitter, but if they could then this account perfectly summarises the sort of tweets they’d be sharing. It’s called “Thoughts of Dog” and it’s sure to resonate with dog lovers everywhere. From musings on squirrels and home security to walkies and peanut butter, the hilarious tweets shine a light on the deep philosophical nature of our canine companions. The account, which has over 235k followers, is brought to you by the same people behind We Rate Dogs, which probably explains why it’s so funny, not to mention so accurate. Which tweet do you like the most? Let us know in the comments below and don’t forget to vote for your favourite!


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Laetitia 1 week ago

Must bark at it repeatedly to scare away the ghosties

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Nancy E 1 week ago

Yep, seen that happen

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Nini 1 week ago

But hooman is lucky. My love is endless.

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HelloPanda 6 days ago

For ma dog.. thats vacuum cleaner.. each and everytime.. same dog for 7 years.. same vc for 5 .. guuess they can never be friends

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Laetitia 1 week ago

But the vacuum cleaner is definitely danger! Started making noises- Threat confirmed! I repeat Threat confirmed! Must Bork MUST BORK MUST... Oh

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Nini 6 days ago

Turned out to. Be. A fly. Kept barking.

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