63 Dog Bios That Will Hilariously Remind You Of Somebody You Know
It's no secret that dogs are the most popular pets, surpassed only by cats. Living so closely with our loyal family members makes them a little bit human. So much so, that some of the people like to attribute human traits to them. And, hey, wouldn't it fun to re-imagine our dogs like people?
Every pooch has its own unique personality, but as you can see from these hilarious dog bios, some of these "dog people" are more unique than others! Take Rob for example. Sure he's cute, but did you also know that he's a server at Cheesecake Factory and works out to the "Hamilton" soundtrack? He's also down for karaoke. Or how about Miriam the bulldog, who likes to order jewelry from the shopping network and saw the original cast of "Fiddler on the Roof" on Broadway. These funny dog bios will surely brighten your day.
Scroll for more brilliantly eccentric bios and funny dogs below. Who knows, you might accidentally find a description of your pet too.
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I have 4 siblings( 5 all together), my mother is Catholic, and my mother dislikes rap. Too much Nostalgia
She looks like Regina Georges mom in Mean girls, or Elle Woods from Legally blonde
Oh! He must be the guy who fell off your roof and is threatening to sue you!
Haha that look like my granmas dog. She's a jack russell chihuahua mix but might as well be a roll of bologna mix as chubby as she is. :)
He must be the creepy uncle/cousin that has a Much younger girlfriend at every family get together.
That friend that you feel sympathy for, she cries on your shoulder, asks for your advice, decides she's going to pick herself up and move forward..........but never changes. Ever.
Hits on all the young good looking girls by using the line "I got to meet Jerry Garcia once and he told me I would be a great back up guitarist"
this is the UK 7th grade not the US 7th grade. oh what a difference a year makes!
Don't forget the closet full of different sparkle glasses for each work day.
Votes in every election. Loudly expresses what's wrong with today's youth.
that is literally me. I have worked out to it before. I kid you not. Don't judge
I fink u freaky and I like you a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw
Love dogs , but, toward the end, lost interest,
To many
Me, too....loved #2 but halfway through that creativity disappeared.
Humorous way to highlight the absurdities of the human condition.
WHERES MEH CERMIT AND PAESH AND MARBELS
This collection absolutely made my day. 😄
ahhhh, even dog people between 45 and 83 don't exist. We need an uprising! here goes "Janice, 55, is going through a mid-life crisis. Feeling forgotten and unattractive, she got a tattoo and changed her hair color. #realityblues" dog-59b2a0...0e8055.jpg
Fantastic, more!!!!
lol #1 is totally my mom
Funny, I thought I was the only one that builds profiles for my dogs. Take Layla for example, blond pom with a past. Claims she was a Rockette, hung out at Studio 54 in its heyday, and had an affair with Elvis (really just a one night stand). I'm thinking she can't be old enough for such a past.
I think I am too old for this.
Seriously that video ad on the upper right corner keeps moving the page and making it impossible to view the site anymore. Make it go away.
Interesting images, fits the personalities.