It's no secret that dogs are the most popular pets, surpassed only by cats. Living so closely with our loyal family members makes them a little bit human. So much so, that some of the people like to attribute human traits to them. And, hey, wouldn't it fun to re-imagine our dogs like people?
Every pooch has its own unique personality, but as you can see from these hilarious dog bios, some of these "dog people" are more unique than others! Take Rob for example. Sure he's cute, but did you also know that he's a server at Cheesecake Factory and works out to the "Hamilton" soundtrack? He's also down for karaoke. Or how about Miriam the bulldog, who likes to order jewelry from the shopping network and saw the original cast of "Fiddler on the Roof" on Broadway. These funny dog bios will surely brighten your day.
Scroll for more brilliantly eccentric bios and funny dogs below. Who knows, you might accidentally find a description of your pet too.
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Sheryl The Poodle
I have 4 siblings( 5 all together), my mother is Catholic, and my mother dislikes rap. Too much Nostalgia
Phil The Bulldog
Darlene The Chihuahua
Erik The Grey Vizsla
Trevor The Brussels Griffon
Gage The Husky
Sharon The Chihuahua
She looks like Regina Georges mom in Mean girls, or Elle Woods from Legally blonde
We certainly cannot label her a 'Drone' since that is for males. Can someone else come up with the correct name?
Well don't just stand there fill my glass don't you know who I am ???
A college educated woman in the 1960s. Having a career would reflect poorly on her husband!
Stop stereotyping those who have anxiety disorders and the like. Psychiatric diseases are very real, organic and can be very incapacitating. Anyone can have such illnesses: man, woman, rich, poor, black, white etc. Stop using Xanax, Prozac, Gardenal and other medicines as an insult or joke, when you joke like that you are only showing the world how ignorant, prejudiced and narrow minded you are. There is nothing funny in having a serious chronic illness, not being able to work and being called lazy or spoiled.
I'm bipolar with PTSD and haven't worked for several years. Noone is hurting anyone here, simply describing a stereotype, that really does exist. Cordelia Hodes from Weeds is a good example of someone who fits in with the description. The point of Xanax in this joke isn't to make fun of people with mental illnesses, but that this person probably doesn't need Xanax and just takes them out of boredom with lots of wine, to get a stronger effect (never mix them with wine, though).
Load More Replies...Oh dear, I actually knew her (when I was in junior high). She was a neighbor's mom....
Debbie The Retriever
Brock The Golden Retriever
Darryl The Hound
Eric The Chihuahua
Brooke The Pekingese
Barbara The Pug
Sharon The Yorkshire Terrier
Valerie The Dachshund
Greg The Chihuahua
Hank The Griffon
He must be the creepy uncle/cousin that has a Much younger girlfriend at every family get together.
Keri The Whippet
Beth The Mutt
Samantha The Spitz
Broderick The Pitbull
Liz The Shiba
That friend that you feel sympathy for, she cries on your shoulder, asks for your advice, decides she's going to pick herself up and move forward..........but never changes. Ever.
Gerrard The Hound
Hits on all the young good looking girls by using the line "I got to meet Jerry Garcia once and he told me I would be a great back up guitarist"
Michelle The Chihuahua
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this is the UK 7th grade not the US 7th grade. oh what a difference a year makes!
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Don't forget the closet full of different sparkle glasses for each work day.
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Votes in every election. Loudly expresses what's wrong with today's youth.
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that is literally me. I have worked out to it before. I kid you not. Don't judge
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I fink u freaky and I like you a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw
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ahhhh, even dog people between 45 and 83 don't exist. We need an uprising! here goes "Janice, 55, is going through a mid-life crisis. Feeling forgotten and unattractive, she got a tattoo and changed her hair color. #realityblues" dog-59b2a0...0e8055.jpg
Seriously that video ad on the upper right corner keeps moving the page and making it impossible to view the site anymore. Make it go away.
why are these all people Ik but they all seem white and the type of person I hate
Funny, I thought I was the only one that builds profiles for my dogs. Take Layla for example, blond pom with a past. Claims she was a Rockette, hung out at Studio 54 in its heyday, and had an affair with Elvis (really just a one night stand). I'm thinking she can't be old enough for such a past.
Some are funny but most seem like they are written by a 17 year old from middle America who thinks people turn elderly after 31 and hasn't seen much of the world outside of his or her town.
ahhhh, even dog people between 45 and 83 don't exist. We need an uprising! here goes "Janice, 55, is going through a mid-life crisis. Feeling forgotten and unattractive, she got a tattoo and changed her hair color. #realityblues" dog-59b2a0...0e8055.jpg
Seriously that video ad on the upper right corner keeps moving the page and making it impossible to view the site anymore. Make it go away.
why are these all people Ik but they all seem white and the type of person I hate
Funny, I thought I was the only one that builds profiles for my dogs. Take Layla for example, blond pom with a past. Claims she was a Rockette, hung out at Studio 54 in its heyday, and had an affair with Elvis (really just a one night stand). I'm thinking she can't be old enough for such a past.
Some are funny but most seem like they are written by a 17 year old from middle America who thinks people turn elderly after 31 and hasn't seen much of the world outside of his or her town.