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These 93 Doctor Memes Are The Best Medicine If You Need A Laugh (WARNING: Some Are Really Dark)
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To become a doctor you have to spend four years of your life in medical studies, then 3 to 7 more in residency, before finally getting your license. To endure this much of student life, you either have to be really determined, a little bit coo-coo, or have a dark sense of humor to numb the stress that comes with being a soon-to-be doctor.
With so many years spent pursuing a career, many funny stories and medical jokes are bound to be accumulated. And since people say that laughter is the best medicine, we have compiled a list of the best doctor memes from all around the internet. And who among us hasn’t had a memorable visit to the doctor? You get poked, prodded and asked some pretty bizarre and invasive questions.
Well, what happens when you combine these uncomfortable stories with the less than memorable faces on stock photos? Hilariously funny memes. Yes, our collection of photos below will have you chuckling from the waiting room to the exam room. From horrifyingly expensive doctor’s visits to awkward questions, it's all there. Scroll down below to see the comedic side of all the things about going to the hospital you never thought could be funny. There's also a good chance, that if you yourself are a doctor, you'll find these funny memes about work very relatable.
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You need universal healthcare in Australia, everything that lives there either has sharp teeth, too many legs and is hungry or a kangaroo will kick your face off ;)
... and I'll base my diagnosis on the first 8 seconds of your monologue.
Their interruptions are ment to make the interview more effective, save time... but I wonder how many patient were never able to talk about difficult problems because of that...
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Also provided all past medical records from other doctors which were obviously not even reviewed.
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Usually it's so long between the nurse and the doctor I have a hard time keeping my story straight.
Me, "I told you all this morning as well!" Doc, "No, I don't think so." Nurse, "Yes she did." Doc, "Oh well, refresh my memory." Me, "You do remember how to do surgery, right, coz with a memory like yours I think I will find a new doctor."
I yelled at them when I had to go to emergency care. I was like can't you just fu__ing just read what I just told the other 5 people who asked me the same f_N thing?
I have to see my primary care Doc on a fairly regular basis. I was feeling really awful one day and just sick of the same freaking questions every 3-4 weeks. I looked at the nurse and said - "How's about you read me the information that's been in my charts for 5 years & I'll correct you if you're wrong?" I know (s)he's got a job to do & I honestly do respect that, but come on! The same questions EVERY FREAKING MONTH?
.....and I will charge you a huge fee to make the same diagnosis as the nurse did, and give you the same advice....
If you have any specialty drs you will repeat what you told the nurse at least 3 more times
Actually, a patient should be thrilled that the doctor wants to hear it all over again. There is an old saying in medicine. “History is 80% of the diagnosis.” 15 years ago, doctors nearly killed one of my kids because no one was paying attention to the history. She was giving them everything they needed to make the diagnosis, but they weren’t listening. Two years later, doctors at the same teaching hospital nearly killed her then boyfriend when they weren’t listening. They told this kid he needed to see a psychiatrist. A long phone call told me he was having pulmonary emboli.
"Nurse I'm in so much pain & I can't eat & I feel awful" "No Dr everything is fine, honestly " I so wanted to scream every time a patient did this to me!
Ugh I hate when doctors do this. Which is every visit. Is it fun for them or do they not even realize they are doing it?
They will tell us stuff they won’t tell the doctor, and then say, I guess you can tell him that! Grrrrrr!
One piece of advice my father gave me: Never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to a paramedic or ER nurse.
No, see- there's a story for the nurse on the phone, another for the receptionist, another for the nurse that puts you in the exam room, then they'll tell the doctor "I've had chest pain for 3 days" without mentioning to anyone beforehand, making us all look like idiots- It's happened to me..
Okay. Here’s what really happens. The patient comes in, I start asking questions. “It´s all written down in the paper from my GP.” “I just told the nurse.” I don’t really want to read any paper, I cannot rely on something I maby overheard... I need to hear the patient’s complaints myself, ask additional questions, direct the conversation so I can get to the point and so I can base my diagnosis on the conversation. You see my point now? Trust me, I’m a doctor. ;)
Am I the only one who heard the bredhftb crash weird sound at the end?
Reminds me of the "You can't get pregnant at night coz the sperm is sleeping"
True story. Doctor: "You need cataract surgery. That'll cost about $8000." Friend: "I don't have health insurance." Doctor: "Oh, well, in that case, it'll cost about $500."
Once I went for a 72h straight shift. Couldnt bare the sunlight afterwards. Everything was funny to look at, even stoplights
That's one of my grandfather's favorite jokes. RIP Grampa, know that your sense of humor lives on.
