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These 30 Doctor Memes Are The Best Medicine If You Need A Laugh (WARNING: Some Are Really Dark)
To become a doctor you have to spend four years of your life in medical studies, then 3 to 7 more in residency, before finally getting your license. To endure this much of student life, you either have to be really determined, a little bit coo-coo, or have a dark sense of humor to numb the stress that comes with being a soon-to-be doctor.
With so many years spent pursuing a career, many funny stories and medical jokes are bound to be accumulated. And since people say that laughter is the best medicine, we have compiled a list of the best doctor memes from all around the internet. And who among us hasn’t had a memorable visit to the doctor? You get poked, prodded and asked some pretty bizarre and invasive questions.
Well, what happens when you combine these uncomfortable stories with the less than memorable faces on stock photos? Hilariously funny memes. Yes, our collection of photos below will have you chuckling from the waiting room to the exam room. From horrifyingly expensive doctor’s visits to awkward questions, it's all there. Scroll down below to see the comedic side of all the things about going to the hospital you never thought could be funny. There's also a good chance, that if you yourself are a doctor, you'll find these funny memes about work very relatable.
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These 93 Doctor Memes Are The Best Medicine If You Need A Laugh (Warning: Some Are Really Dark)
Connect The Dots
We Are All Going To Die
Meirl
O have the opposite, they tell me its oke, but i want the numbers
And The Credit Goes To...
Language Differences
You need universal healthcare in Australia, everything that lives there either has sharp teeth, too many legs and is hungry or a kangaroo will kick your face off ;)
Are You Going To Save Me?
Police Medic
Dying From Curiosity
Medical Students
An Apple A Day
Put It Back!
Naughty Gall Bladder
We Edited It
Uncooperative Patients
What Brings You Here Today
Gardening Nurse Style
Be Positive
Good News
Funny Doctors Memes
Just A Few More Likes
Internal Bleeding
Exactly Three Pills
Don't Touch It Then
yeah. mine would be more like 'Then don't do that. I'll send you to the therapist, so they can help you with that psychological problem," and then be like, "that'll be 140".
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My dog’s vet charges $60 to take a tick out. I know exactly what you’re thinking but my dog has issues.
Right. Cuz you don't have pliers to crush the tick. Gratis.
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Same here, but we pay taxes. So HC is not really for free, but free for everyone (tourists too).
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My doctor actually said this to me once. Not the $60 part, but told me not to raise my arm if it hurt. I had bicep tendonitis.
It's a bad doctor. You should move it but in a right way. Go to a phisiotherapist, osteopate or kinesiologist.
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Patient; Doc, it hurts in these two places. Doc; then don't go to those places
$60 bucks I will see this guy, dont matter cuz all the medical info is on the web anyway!lol
More or less had this. I had a cyst for the first time in my wrist, but I determined this from the internet and knew the internet likes to lie about things. At the same time, there was a lot of cancer and major arthritis popping up in my family so I was a little spooked and wanted a doctor to tell me I was going to be fine. After an hour of waiting, doc shows up and is rude throughout, despite explaining the previous info and just wanted to be sure, and she said she could whack it with something heavy or I could just deal with it. That's it. No bill at the time, cyst went away later from me whacking it. Two months later, surprise! That'll be $100 for five minutes of belittling someone with no medical knowledge and a giant lump in their body.
I told my doctor I would cough when I laid on my right side...yeah...he said don't lay on your right side. And it turned out I had a cancerous growth in the right lung!
Doesn't matter what the charge is. What matters is what the insurance allows. Sure wish you people would figure that out.
Real story... Patient complains cheek pain, but feels fine at the office and I found nothing significant during examination... Me: well, that’s a doozy... when you go home and if it starts to hurt again, please note down what you are eating/doing at the time and whatever else you think may have caused it Patient returns 5 minutes to the office excitingly with his finger pinching his cheek: “doc! Its hurting now!”
If it hurts when you touch your shoulder, chin and ear--then your finger's broke!
I had a doctor say something similar to me before and i couldn't help but laugh. he knew i was upset and wanted to make me smile. thanks doc!
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When your parents are Christian doctors so the “Thanking God only” memes don’t make sense... dw, we always make sure to thank the doctors as well. After all, they did perform the operation
Well, some religious people don't give the doctor any credit.
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Ha! Didn't know dark humour was allowed here :P While normally I'm not a big fan of it, some of those made me laugh out loud and it does actually make a refreshing break from all the "and it went viral" "and the pictures will change your life forever" "it will make your heart beat faster" "people can't believe their eyes" "the internet is in awe" etc around here. Dark humour has its place as long as it's not intentionally malicious and you don't take it too seriously.
This is spot on. I appreciate you taking the time to put this out there. Everyone sees things in their own way, and some see this as just completely inappropriate, but it is not done with malice. If there is no malice and it can help someone laugh about the problems they have then it is dark humor. Sometimes dark humor helps. Others it doesn't.
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These are jokes, people! If you don't like jokes, Don't read memes!
Some good ones but if a BP employee wrote the untagged ones, don't lower yourself to appeal to knuckleheads with that textspeak and poor use of English. I come here because it's actually got some substance. Thanks.
I feel like I have permission to laugh at these because of my medical problems...
I found quite some of them disrespectful to ill people and in general to not medical staff. They all live in XIX century, where other places you hear people telling each other "hello, doctor", "how are you, doctor?", "well, doctor",...
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In some european countries we are also fighting against the word that medical stuff give to the people that go there: patients???!!!! Well, it's a word that mean "waiter" and we are smart active people, not a thing athat only stands there and wait when a "doctor" can touch him/her, ask whatever and do WHATEVER without asking before nor explaining everything and giving options. Is this staff who is working for us.
Which part of Europe are you from? Patients are different from patience, it is not the same word! In the parts of Europe I live and have visited, most people are extremely grateful to medical staff for their hard work in difficult circumstances. I have never experienced anything like your description of standing like a piece of furniture while a doctor does “whatever” - that’s NOT normal!
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i had a recent bout of Gastroenteritis - was treated for severe dehydration and woken up - to be discharged at 2am
If it's absurd to be grateful to God for a successful operation, because your gratitude should all go to the doctor, than by the same reasoning, it's absurd to be grateful to the factory workers who built your new car, because your gratitude should all go to the salesman who handed you the keys.
Pretty certain this would be considered a fallacy if you posed this argument in a debate.
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When your parents are Christian doctors so the “Thanking God only” memes don’t make sense... dw, we always make sure to thank the doctors as well. After all, they did perform the operation
Well, some religious people don't give the doctor any credit.
Load More Replies... Ha! Didn't know dark humour was allowed here :P While normally I'm not a big fan of it, some of those made me laugh out loud and it does actually make a refreshing break from all the "and it went viral" "and the pictures will change your life forever" "it will make your heart beat faster" "people can't believe their eyes" "the internet is in awe" etc around here. Dark humour has its place as long as it's not intentionally malicious and you don't take it too seriously.
This is spot on. I appreciate you taking the time to put this out there. Everyone sees things in their own way, and some see this as just completely inappropriate, but it is not done with malice. If there is no malice and it can help someone laugh about the problems they have then it is dark humor. Sometimes dark humor helps. Others it doesn't.
Load More Replies... These are jokes, people! If you don't like jokes, Don't read memes!
Some good ones but if a BP employee wrote the untagged ones, don't lower yourself to appeal to knuckleheads with that textspeak and poor use of English. I come here because it's actually got some substance. Thanks.
I feel like I have permission to laugh at these because of my medical problems...
I found quite some of them disrespectful to ill people and in general to not medical staff. They all live in XIX century, where other places you hear people telling each other "hello, doctor", "how are you, doctor?", "well, doctor",...
Natural Herbs have cured so many sickness and diseases that drugs and injection cant cure. I've seen the great importance of natural herbs and the wonderful work they have done in people's lives. i read people's testimonies online on how they were cured of Herpes,Stroke,Hiv,gonorrhoea, Diabetics,Cancer,Lyme disease etc by Dr. Ameola herbal medicine, so i decided to contact the doctor because i know nature has the power to heal anything. I was diagnosed with Herpes for the past 8 years but Dr. Ameola cured me with his herbs and i referred my aunt and her husband to him immediately because they were both suffering from Hiv and they were cured too. I know is hard to believe, but am a living testimony. There is no harm trying herbs. He is also a spell caster, he cast spells to restore broken marriages and a good luck spells to prosper and excel in life. You can Contact him on ( ameolaherbalhome@gmail.com ) or WhatsApp him via +14158551136
In some european countries we are also fighting against the word that medical stuff give to the people that go there: patients???!!!! Well, it's a word that mean "waiter" and we are smart active people, not a thing athat only stands there and wait when a "doctor" can touch him/her, ask whatever and do WHATEVER without asking before nor explaining everything and giving options. Is this staff who is working for us.
Which part of Europe are you from? Patients are different from patience, it is not the same word! In the parts of Europe I live and have visited, most people are extremely grateful to medical staff for their hard work in difficult circumstances. I have never experienced anything like your description of standing like a piece of furniture while a doctor does “whatever” - that’s NOT normal!
Load More Replies... i had a recent bout of Gastroenteritis - was treated for severe dehydration and woken up - to be discharged at 2am
If it's absurd to be grateful to God for a successful operation, because your gratitude should all go to the doctor, than by the same reasoning, it's absurd to be grateful to the factory workers who built your new car, because your gratitude should all go to the salesman who handed you the keys.
Pretty certain this would be considered a fallacy if you posed this argument in a debate.
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