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For most of us, Disney movies are nostalgic, reminding us of our childhoods and the cozy afternoons we spent surrounded by our loved ones. As we grow up, our perspective changes and we reevaluate some of the things in our lives. However, we usually don’t realize that we’ve got our rose-colored glasses on when it comes to the things that make up the foundations of our childhood.

To give you a new perspective about Disney movies, Bored Panda has collected the most unexpected and unusual insights that people have had about the films, probably while thinking about them while in the shower. So scroll down, upvote the shower thoughts that left an impression on you, and be sure to share with your friends. And let us know in the comments if you’ve had any peculiar or intriguing insights into Disney movies as well.

When you’re all good and done with this list, have a look through our previous posts about the most awesome things Disney employees have ever done, how Disney characters would look if they lived in the modern world, as well as Disney comics that might just ruin your childhood.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine the depiction of the human race in an alien school book, based on his cartoons.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes yes... I was wondering the same thing once when I watched it till the end. I did expect Fin. At least I said it to myself anyway :}

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Among the slightly disturbing shower thoughts is the theory that because no human beings are shown on the Lion King, the film could be set during any era, like a future where humanity has gone extinct and had to become ruthless and cold-blooded cyborgs to survive. Which is both cool and terrifying at the same time.

Another insight is about how Beauty and the Beast would have to go on a monstrous shopping spree after everyone’s turned back into people (let’s just hope they get a discount at IKEA). Or how about the fact that ‘true love’s kiss’ probably means… well, you know... something that leads to princes and princesses being born 9 months later and new Disney movies being made 18 years after that.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plus, Queen is not evil per se. Her country is thriving, there is no war and people do not riot against her. She just wants to eliminate the competition to the throne. Something common in middle ages Europe, where the story is, fictionaly, placed.

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There are a lot of dark Disney movie theories floating about the internet. They’re interesting, however, they might ruin your favorite films, so read on at your own peril. Digital Spy writes how one fan theory (one that many of you may have already heard before) is that ‘Aladdin’ takes place in a post-apocalyptic future. All because Genie referred to 3rd-century fashion and mentioned that he’d been stuck in his lamp for 10,000 years. If so, what exactly happened to humanity for everything to change so much?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real story is that he was so doped that all was on his imagination.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, in the original story he repeatedly rapes her and she later gives birth to twins (while still asleep) She wakes up when one of the babies sucks an enchanted splinter out of her finger. The prince goes back to rape her again and, though surprised to see her awake (and a mother), they fall in love. His wife objects (unsurprisingly) so (psychotically) orders the palace cook to kill and make a pie out of the children, which she serves to her husband. (Spoilers: the cook didn't kill the kids.) Yeah, the original story is pretty dark. https://www.mirror.co.uk/film/origins-disneys-best-loved-characters-13891813

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's actually a variant of Sleeping Beauty called "Sun Moon and Talia."

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Sean Harrison
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except she wasn't dead, she was just unconscious (still creepy though.).

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Check the original story. We'll talk after about inappropriate and disturbing behaviors in Snow White

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Snow white choked on the apple, it wasn't poisoned, and she forced the queen to wear shoes with hot coals in them. The original story was pretty dark

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh its so much worse what the Price gets up to in the original version! EDIT: Wrong fairy tale, ignore me!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is mention though in the story that Snow White was 7 years old when the Queen first learned that she was the fairest of them all. We don't know for certain how much time Snow White had spent with the dwarfs either, so for all we know, the prince fell in love with, and married a 7 year old.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tangent....half of the "love songs" written during the 70's & 80's are about an older guy chasing a much younger (jail bait) girl.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which he found in the middle of the woods under the most bizarre circumstances.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He met her earlier in the movie though, and was looking for her since. The kiss was a sort of goodbye kiss, since he arrived "too late."

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once read a theory that he was death. He rode up on his pale horse, gave her the kiss of death and took her to heaven.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It does explain why she's so frightened of him when he first appears, and tries to run away. I actually like this theory. It makes a lot more sense than most Disney theories I've heard. (Such as the one where Dopey is actually Gepetto from Pinocchio. Seriously.)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not even kissed the corpse, read the original vision. He took the virginity of a minor corpse.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the original story they were abandoned little children who worked in mines.

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Rani Johnson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coomon marriage age of females before the 1900s was after the female had her first menstrual cycle. Child brides were commonplace + legal. Im glad age of consent is 18+ in most US states.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His name is Prince Florian for anyone who wants to know ;D

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the original folk story (before the brothers Grimm censored it) the prince did far more to the body than just kissing it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're thinking of Sleeping Beauty. In Snow White, the prince simply wanted to take the corpse home with him. (Who knows why.) The cart carrying her hit a bump in the road and the piece of poisoned apple came out of Snow White's mouth bringing her back to life.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He is not kidding s corpse. Most people forget that stepmother says the dwarfs will be bury Snow White alive. ALIVE. Watch the movie if not believe in me

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's NOTHING. In the original story, she gave birth to two of his children before waking up. Yes, really.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The folk tale that it was based on was even worse - he has sex with the corpse of a minor he's just seen. He's a necrophiliac.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He probably could not find a date and, even dead, she was a number.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t really see it as creepy personally I think it was kind of cute cause the prince loved her and they had met so it’s not stranger danger and Snow White was just unconscious not dead although it looked like she was dead and so for the prince he probably felt bad the he never got to make her his princess and so the kiss was a goodbye kiss sorry I never got to know you better

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bruh, Snow White was 14 when this all happened and the prince was 31. He was a fricken Pedophile.

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Annette Rainbow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a corpse, it is said in the tale she "fell into a deep sleep".

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Bettye McKee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's not dead. She's just been mostly dead for 100 years. And didn't age a day during that time.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For the time period she was considered an adult. There is no "teenage" "minor" status once a kid hit about 6-8 back then. Read the book "Kindness of Strangers" about how kids were treated during the middle ages. Chilling.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kind of marriages still happen in some parts of the world. More chilling.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think necrophilia and paedophilia were against the law in that time period, so what's the problem?

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Another fan theory is that Carl from ‘Up’ (a film that was released by Disney, even if it was produced by Pixar) may have been dead all along, while the kid named Russel is supposedly an angel trying to earn its wings. A third theory is that Anna and Elsa’s parents from ‘Frozen’ weren’t lost at sea, but ended up stuck in the jungle, the mother eventually giving birth to a boy whom we grew to know as Tarzan. Do you think such fan theories have any merit to them? What do you think about the unexpected insights into Disney films? What’s your favorite Disney movie moment? Share your thoughts in the comments.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With all these Karen and Kevin parents, I'm really wondering how there Are not more kids going ice-witch nowadays

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Worked like a charm:D And thanks, now the song is stuck in my head for the rest of the day

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of English nobles moved to france in mid-19th century (that’s why the main road in Cannes is “Promenade des Anglais”)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

:::and that babies don´t come from the male cropdusting her eggs in a lump of coral.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the original story, the step sisters hacked off their own toes and heels to try and fit into those slippers. There's a lot messed up about this story, both the Disney version and it's predecessor.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to mention the rat's nest her hair would have actually been. Dirt, leaves, tangles. She might have even had moths living in there like sloths do.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's sad, right? I loved Mickey Mouse as a kid, except for his ever-too-high pitched voice

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Speaking from experience, she would not have been able to save China or her back.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, he could've acted like a modern ruler and abdicate to live the remainder of his life in peace.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it was originated from a folk story, and not one entirely made for kids solely. even so, the concept of censoring certain themes from children is only a recent trend.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, in HISHE she's indeed introduced to Charles Xavior's school for the gifted.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also Neptune was the brother of Zeus. Zeus was Hercules' father. Neptune was Aries's father. So Hercules and Ariel were cousins.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well actually... they turned into the existed furniture in the castle, so when the curse was broken the furniture can just retunn on their place

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