Guy Hilariously Predicts Disney’s Future By Writing A Timeline From 1995 To 2100
While Disney, for most of us, associates with the many wonders of Disneyland and countless childhood movies with princesses, lately, for some people Disney corporation has become the picture-perfect example of a never-stopping, ever-expanding machine. Especially with the latest acquisition of Marvel, National Geographic, Pixar, etc., as well as the launch of Disney+ back in November, Disney’s history just keeps adding new milestones.
Perhaps inspired by the company’s many ventures, a fortune-teller named Dreux Moreland came up with a dystopian, yet hilarious timeline for the Walt Disney Company. This interesting history spans from 1995 when Disney bought ABC to 2100, where “Disney announces new X-Men movie. Marvel fans are excited”. Everything in between those two dates is quite a ride, so strap in and scroll through the hilarious future predictions.
Disney, as we know, has recently launched Disney+, one of their many projects
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One user took the fact that Disney acquired many assets into account and created a humorous timeline for the company
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I love how even after all that Switzerland stays neutral. Can I then request asylum there?
Not only Switzerland. Note how the whole East Asian region has only been affected in Japan through that Sony thing. But the rest is fine.
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It seems depressingly realistic to me. I was amused by the 'new X-Men' movie being important enough to make it into the timeline.
And then whatever-studio-that-created-Kimba-the-White-Lion comes and exposes disney. A new rebellion starts.
Somehow I think we won't need to wait until 2031 for baby Yoda to become the fastes growing religion in the world, it could happen sooner ;D Oh, and there already is The Church of Jediism https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jediism https://www.becometheforce.com/ https://www.templeofthejediorder.org/ but some still disagree if Jediism a real religion. If this prediction becomes true, I predict it's going to become the only religion allowed in the universe :D
If those guys can have their Jediism then I should be able to legally start my own cat cult.
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I, for one, welcome our new Mouse overlords. Resistance is futile. We will be assimilated
The Disney farms; The Death Star; The South Park creators manhunt!? Imagine teaching history in 2100 after the X-men hype is over
The solution is simple. Don't Buy Disney Products. As soon as your kids are old enough to understand explain that Disney bullies people in a different way and it is wrong to support them.
2101: the Allied Fleet of the Union of Galactic Civilizations eliminates all the DSU in a surprise attack. The real universe celebrates.
so... you're saying that if disney takes over, we'll all get faster-than-light travel? XD (they really are getting big though... I thought we had laws in place to keep things from getting "too big"?)
2050 Baby Yoda cult terrorist attacks increase, demand for more Mandalorian episodes
Studio Ghibli slips under the radar by pretending Disney actually owns them. Releases new sub-only film onto black market and labeled terrorist organization. Those bearing the mark of Totoro are to be shot on site. Princess Mononoke, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Princess Kaguya, Castle in the Sky, and The Tale of Earth Sea lose Princess Movie Status. Disney Pop song played during The Secret World of Arrietty closing credits added to banned music list with all other non-disney songs. All mention of Grave of the Fireflies is a direct violation of the Unwavering Positivity Act.
“Master Chief is now a Disney Princess” y e s “doctor who is now a Disney Princess” Y E S
2300: all people on the world share the same surname: Disney. In the modern and technology advanced future, names will not matter, as face and DNA recognition-tools will take over the identification. 2310: a young technician at the Disney time-travel-and-tacco-factory dozes of, while doodeling some cartoons on his note-pad. He accidentally falls into the time stream and ends up in the year 1920, where his only way of survival is to start selling his cartoons.
nah.. the doctor would overtrow the mouse overlord and free the human race
"the church of baby yoda is the fastest growing religion in the world" 😂
I'd rather have down syndrome and live in the reich then this bleak horror
Whatever company they buy somethings getting turned into a black lesbian immigrant! Of course just for the sake of diversity, not to rake in the millions from gullible idiots!!!!!!!
Sorta believe lot of this will happen. Although I though no one company could hold control over one thing. Like gas stations or telephone companies. So people could choice. And maybe Disney will make free health care an low cost medications too. But who knows what's under the mouses ears.
How do you know this twitter user is male? Just the account name (or even the picture they use) is not enough to determine who they are. Especially since there are some men who use feminine names and there are some women who use masculine names. And MANY people in general use names that don't have any "gender" theme to them, like this account for example.
History has proven to repeat itself over and over. I don't think there are any lessons really being learned.
Load More Replies... I love how even after all that Switzerland stays neutral. Can I then request asylum there?
Not only Switzerland. Note how the whole East Asian region has only been affected in Japan through that Sony thing. But the rest is fine.
Load More Replies... It seems depressingly realistic to me. I was amused by the 'new X-Men' movie being important enough to make it into the timeline.
And then whatever-studio-that-created-Kimba-the-White-Lion comes and exposes disney. A new rebellion starts.
Somehow I think we won't need to wait until 2031 for baby Yoda to become the fastes growing religion in the world, it could happen sooner ;D Oh, and there already is The Church of Jediism https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jediism https://www.becometheforce.com/ https://www.templeofthejediorder.org/ but some still disagree if Jediism a real religion. If this prediction becomes true, I predict it's going to become the only religion allowed in the universe :D
If those guys can have their Jediism then I should be able to legally start my own cat cult.
Load More Replies... I, for one, welcome our new Mouse overlords. Resistance is futile. We will be assimilated
The Disney farms; The Death Star; The South Park creators manhunt!? Imagine teaching history in 2100 after the X-men hype is over
The solution is simple. Don't Buy Disney Products. As soon as your kids are old enough to understand explain that Disney bullies people in a different way and it is wrong to support them.
2101: the Allied Fleet of the Union of Galactic Civilizations eliminates all the DSU in a surprise attack. The real universe celebrates.
so... you're saying that if disney takes over, we'll all get faster-than-light travel? XD (they really are getting big though... I thought we had laws in place to keep things from getting "too big"?)
2050 Baby Yoda cult terrorist attacks increase, demand for more Mandalorian episodes
Studio Ghibli slips under the radar by pretending Disney actually owns them. Releases new sub-only film onto black market and labeled terrorist organization. Those bearing the mark of Totoro are to be shot on site. Princess Mononoke, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Princess Kaguya, Castle in the Sky, and The Tale of Earth Sea lose Princess Movie Status. Disney Pop song played during The Secret World of Arrietty closing credits added to banned music list with all other non-disney songs. All mention of Grave of the Fireflies is a direct violation of the Unwavering Positivity Act.
“Master Chief is now a Disney Princess” y e s “doctor who is now a Disney Princess” Y E S
2300: all people on the world share the same surname: Disney. In the modern and technology advanced future, names will not matter, as face and DNA recognition-tools will take over the identification. 2310: a young technician at the Disney time-travel-and-tacco-factory dozes of, while doodeling some cartoons on his note-pad. He accidentally falls into the time stream and ends up in the year 1920, where his only way of survival is to start selling his cartoons.
nah.. the doctor would overtrow the mouse overlord and free the human race
"the church of baby yoda is the fastest growing religion in the world" 😂
I'd rather have down syndrome and live in the reich then this bleak horror
Whatever company they buy somethings getting turned into a black lesbian immigrant! Of course just for the sake of diversity, not to rake in the millions from gullible idiots!!!!!!!
Sorta believe lot of this will happen. Although I though no one company could hold control over one thing. Like gas stations or telephone companies. So people could choice. And maybe Disney will make free health care an low cost medications too. But who knows what's under the mouses ears.
How do you know this twitter user is male? Just the account name (or even the picture they use) is not enough to determine who they are. Especially since there are some men who use feminine names and there are some women who use masculine names. And MANY people in general use names that don't have any "gender" theme to them, like this account for example.
History has proven to repeat itself over and over. I don't think there are any lessons really being learned.
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