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We at Bored Panda have written about choosing beggars again, and again, and again, and still haven't even scratched the surface of their ridiculous demands—there are simply too many!

But this time, we decided to look at the other side—the one that does the offering—and see if we can find any opportunists among them as well. Pretty soon, we discovered the subreddit 'Delusional Artists' and it gave us exactly what we were looking for.

This online community of 514,000 members constantly shares pictures that expose people with a warped understanding of their prowess. Thinking they're the next big thing, these folks ask for thousands of dollars for their work, and probably expect that the Museum of Modern Art will give them a call any day now, begging to buy a piece for its collection.

I guess the key takeaway here is that people are funny. No matter where you look, someone will find a way to surprise you.

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Delusional Photographer Needs To Quit While She’s Behind

Delusional Photographer Needs To Quit While She’s Behind

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We contacted the moderators of 'Delusional Artists' and one of them, a Reddit user who goes on the platform as Wqzu, was kind enough to have a little chat with us.

It's not a secret that when subreddits get big, they attract more trolls, but the mod said this particular one isn't having this problem. (Knock on wood.) "Thankfully, the most common issue is reposts," Wqzu told Bored Panda.

"There are times when we have had to step in and control off-site brigades; the most infuriating one is 1-star review bombing self-published works on Amazon. Every now and then, some big drama will kick off, either publicly (like this) or in modmail when an artist finds out they've been posted here. It hasn't happened in a while though, unfortunately. Maybe I should stir the pot a little bit."

#3

I Know Orange Sea Glass Is Rare Find But...

I Know Orange Sea Glass Is Rare Find But...

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Does This Count?

Does This Count?

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David Martin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A wise person once said, "If you pay more than a dollar for a bookmark, you were overcharged; You could've just used the dollar"

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Natalia A
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is infuriating. There are people without running water, girls who have to miss school because they don't have access to sanitary products, people without shelter, food, water, and then there are people willing to buy stuff like this.

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StellaLehggs
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember this collection. It was ridiculously expensive household items made out if like gold, sterling silver and platinum. There was a sterling silver yarn ball for like 2,000 dollars. A YARN BALL! what would you even do with a metal yarn ball?

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S K
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idk why you would use a paper clip to bookmark anyway, it would tug and rip the pages as book pages aren't usually like letterhead paper.

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Tofu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was thinking the same thing! What a terrible bookmark design.

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Kelzbelz79
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honest to God what kind of fucktard idiots buy this kind of shite?

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Red
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine are rose gold and costed 3 bucks for 100. 😎 I know how to bargain or what?

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Serena
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's in line with tiffanys prices, also they're bookmarks, so not the size of a small clip

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Nul Nemo
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But...but I can always use an ordinary paper clip as a bookmark! (Actually did, once in a while) 🖇️

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Riley Quinn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously. Who's the truly delusional one in this scenario? The artist? The company? Or the idiot who spent gobs on a damn paperclip?

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just glanced over at the cup of gold and silver bookmarks... I mean paperclips on my desk and had an idea....

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Johanne Trudeau
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Go to Staples and you can buy multi colored paper clips to use as a book mark for a fraction of the cost... Seriously!?!?!?

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Terry Tobias
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can even get them engraved! (It would be microscopic, but...)

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elfin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Paper clips do not make good bookmarks. They puts dents in the pages. Even worse if you use a kindle.

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Nikole
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I don't think it's the size of an actual paper clip...

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Cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tiffany could have robbed us straight up, but instead they insisted on giving us paper clips... how very generous of them...

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Adagar
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Son, right about the paperclip it says "Everyday Objects", and then below, $1,500, are you out of your mind?

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Stannous Flouride
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Where's my gold bookmark?" "Oh that? I needed a paperclip for my report and used it. Don't worry, I put a piece of paper where you were reading."

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#5

Only $588 For A Coloured Zip Tie? Great Deal

Only $588 For A Coloured Zip Tie? Great Deal

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Putting a price on your artwork on the internet can be hard. As writer Julia Rittenberg, there are several important factors both amateurs and professionals should keep in mind when doing so that doesn't really apply to real life.

Take shipping, for example. "Since [it] can be prohibitively expensive for consumers, price your products to be more expensive to keep shipping costs down for customers," Rittenberg explained on Forbes. "It's a difficult calculation, but higher shipping costs tend to dissuade potential customers. If you keep shipping costs down, you might get more sales, even if the product is priced to be more expensive."

On the other hand, if you're selling digital prints and reproductions, you might want to keep costs down to get your products out to more customers. Only after you build a customer base, should you start to raise prices and consider special offers and shorter runs to incentivize your products as collectibles.

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Filmmaker And Painter, Copied Works Out Other Artists, Claimed Them As Original And Sold Them In Galleries

Filmmaker And Painter, Copied Works Out Other Artists, Claimed Them As Original And Sold Them In Galleries

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly this is pretty par for the course for a lot of graphic design. Take an image of someone else's work, alter it just enough to be different, sell for profit. It's a shame cuz it seems like the artist could've made some decent stuff on their own had they tried to do ANYTHING that was actually original.

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$2000

$2000

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However, these things are directed toward the reasonable. And those who end up on 'Delusional Artists' are usually anything but; the creative type isn't exactly known for its rationality.

"I think part of being any form of artist (and I say this as a very amateur hobbyist writer that wasted over $33k on a creative writing degree) is being somewhat of a narcissist [who believes] the idea that what you've made needs to be viewed by other people," Wqzu said.

"Most people know that for every Picasso or Dali, there's a million people trying their own hand at it, and that gives you a big pool of people with the potential to be more narcissistic."

#10

They Clearly Just Put A Filter Over The Picture

They Clearly Just Put A Filter Over The Picture

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For £12 that’s definitely a filter. I know many artists that create paintings like this from the photos their clients provide and they cost way more than loose change.

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Found On Etsy Kind Funny Kinda Like It But 1,200$ Is No

Found On Etsy Kind Funny Kinda Like It But 1,200$ Is No

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The moderator said it is also worth mentioning that a lot of the subreddit's members have never attempted to sell or buy art, and so their idea of what constitutes a reasonable price is normally fairly low.

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"I'd say the community is split between people that like looking at bad art and like looking at delusional people having a meltdown," they explained. "I definitely fall into the latter category at least, and that's how the sub was when I joined around 7-8 years ago. If I had to group everyone together, I'd say that we are cringe-voyeurs."

#16

I See Your Funfair Yoda And Raise You Texas State Fair Nic Cage

I See Your Funfair Yoda And Raise You Texas State Fair Nic Cage

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#17

Design School I’m At Paid 5000$ For A Painter To Paint A Lightbulb, But It Just Looks Like A Noose

Design School I’m At Paid 5000$ For A Painter To Paint A Lightbulb, But It Just Looks Like A Noose

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'Delusional Artists' have been around since 2013 and has been reviewed by various big names, but the visibility comes with its fair share of challenges. "Every time the sub gets posted somewhere big, like when PewdiePie made a video on it, we get inundated with reposts, soapboxers, and brigaders that predictably whine in modmail after they get banned."

They would love for everyone to check out the sub, but ask that you read the shagging rules and search the shagging sub before posting and commenting!

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#18

Unsure Where To Post This. Sims In A Higher End Hotel Restaurant?

Unsure Where To Post This. Sims In A Higher End Hotel Restaurant?

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#20

Instagram “Influencer” Originals!

Instagram “Influencer” Originals!

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#21

Infecting A Laptop With Malware Is Art?

Infecting A Laptop With Malware Is Art?

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Some Cool Guy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meh we used to do this for fun. Install a heap of viruses and have them fight to the death.

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#22

My Boi Weest Dun Got Scammed

My Boi Weest Dun Got Scammed

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oof. I don't like to make fun of people's art when they're really trying but come on, if you don't have artistic skills then you shouldn't be charging people money to do commissions.

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Artist Suing Smithsonian For Not Hanging His Painting

Artist Suing Smithsonian For Not Hanging His Painting

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Nathaniel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course they will not hang his painting. The artist has not included Jesus holding a rifle and drinking a bud.

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#25

Does This Count?

Does This Count?

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Rijkærd
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe that Paltrow is on a collision course with clinical certified insanity very soon....

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#26

Op Ordered The Left Painting From An Instagram "Artist" Who Then Blocked Them After Delivery

Op Ordered The Left Painting From An Instagram "Artist" Who Then Blocked Them After Delivery

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How hard could it have possibly been to trace this?! Or size it up using a graph?! WHY DON'T THESE PEOPLE BOTHER DOING ANY ART FUNDAMENTALS COURSES?!

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#27

This Dude Thought His Paintings Were Good Enough To Get Him Into Art School In Vienna Lol

This Dude Thought His Paintings Were Good Enough To Get Him Into Art School In Vienna Lol

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The world would have greatly appreciated if he had actually gotten in...

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#28

This Was Selling In A Painting Store On Sale For $10000

This Was Selling In A Painting Store On Sale For $10000

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it were to be sold for 10$ I would've bought it for my 6yo sister to colour

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#30

60 Dollars For This Pin Made Of Scrap Fabric. The Audacity

60 Dollars For This Pin Made Of Scrap Fabric. The Audacity

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Some Of The Laziest 'Art' I've Ever Seen (This Is In One Of My Country's Biggest Art Galleries...)

Some Of The Laziest 'Art' I've Ever Seen (This Is In One Of My Country's Biggest Art Galleries...)

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The Universe Is A Great Artist.

The Universe Is A Great Artist.

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