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Dating is like a roller coaster. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's awkward, but you never know how it'll go until you try. Luckily, even if the date goes horribly, you can at least get a great tweet out of it!

Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of tweets about dating. They're both hilarious and relatable at the same time! Keep on scrolling to take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want someone to look at me, the way I look at the waiter when they are bringing out my food!

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought that having a farting ketchup bottle was no laughing matter.

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Hyodo widger
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd date her :3, I'd enjoy seeing her making an effort defending her arguments

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Newton's Third Law of Life: Over time, what you invest in a relationship tends to have an equal and opposite effect.

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The Cappy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should you accidentally poke yourself in the eye before you say that, or after?

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Marioara Popescu
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7 years ago

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Well, if you finished high-school and still use Bae, I hope you get castrated before you procreate.

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JELollis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tech: Creepy meter just reached 11! Supervisor: But it only goes to 10! All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Pepper
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow that'll take a lot of imagination and still some plastic surgery!

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh good, I'm not the only one who looks at online dating and decides I'm good with dying alone

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Yugan Talovich
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be honored if a lady took me along on a dentist appointment! Just so I didn't have to let the dentist do me, too.

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Newton's First Law of Life: If what you are doing continues to hurt, then stop doing it, and you'll feel better about life.

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Mark Kelly
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

pathetic. I do my own work on my car and cook meals other than Kraft dinner.

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Dnelle1972
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Six. And you have to say it at two in the morning while leaning through their bedroom window.

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Shauday Smith
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's number 23 on the list?! there is a whole lot of preparation

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Shauday Smith
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*grabs skillet of fajitas and continues to holding while maintaining the most menacing eye contact* mark of a man.

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Mandy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Personally I would prefer Awesome Cupid or Such a Great Cupid, why settle for just OK Cupid?

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LeBug
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol this lady is firing multiple shots on this topic...

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Ashley Charboneau
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That kinda puts poor guys in an awesome light. F**k team Edward. Team Jack!!

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OTTERZ4LIFE
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or if your a girl:l when he says "I'll pay" SAY NO, but don't stop him.....:)

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Ashley Charboneau
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Hopefully with decent grammar, but maybe that's why they're fighting in the first place...

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Aggelis Gavrouzos
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone: my tinder dates suck why so I still try Me: can't even get a single match on tinder

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Ashley Charboneau
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh jeez I think I'll make a few extra profiles to put more up votes on that!

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Neeha
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like someone's really serious about forgetting their ex!

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Daniel Mallory
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he cant * has metal break down* cool mt dads the same he takes for ever to get ready

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Mary Durden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This group is the BEST GROUP in the subject of male-female relationships, I read it practically every day. I am also happy that I was able to find https://bit.ly/3obWrqK, because thanks to that I managed to get a guy for life. I hope you will succeed too!

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Erin Hill
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the tweet has so many spelling errors you have to read it 5 times to understand what is written

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