Here at Bored Panda, we have had plenty of posts about the hilarious hardships of being a parent, and we did a solid amount of parenting tips to go with that. And it doesn't matter how many more we will do, these heartily funny tweets about raising four daughters could never be outdone.

Indianapolis based blogger James Breakwell is considered by some to be the funniest dad on Twitter. His secret? He just tweets his daily conversations with his four smart kids, all under the age of six, on his twitter XplodingUnicorn. The account has over 300 thousand followers, and the four daddy's girls sure love the attention:

“They like what I do on Twitter mainly because it’s all about them,” Breakwell said. “On one hand, Twitter makes me a better father because I spend more time with my adorably funny kids. On the other hand, Twitter makes me a much worse father because I only do it to get more material.”

Follow the link if you want to see more of the best tweets that parents can relate to!

More info: explodingunicorn.com | jamesbreakwell.com | Facebook | Twitter (h/t: halloftweets)

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KhánhNguyễn
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4 years ago

burn :))

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TasiaNMichaelFarmer
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4 years ago

Right!!! SERIOUSLY. Mom OF 3

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TasiaNMichaelFarmer
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4 years ago

Smart Girl :)

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Bradley
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4 years ago

Ouch !

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PriyankaJatan
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4 years ago

Wow, already planning..

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TasiaNMichaelFarmer
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4 years ago

Ohh no :(

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TasiaNMichaelFarmer
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4 years ago

Smooth

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MonikaKuwik
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4 years ago

Buuuhahaha

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JeffBoisvert
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4 years ago

Sounds we live in the same kingdom...

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UlrikaTückdeMantel
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4 years ago

clever girl! ^_^

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JuliaWolfe
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4 years ago

The kid has a point.

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PriyankaJatan
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4 years ago

Oohhh! Ouch!

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BoredGiraffe
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4 years ago

BURN

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JujT
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4 years ago

This one is great :D

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PamelaBeuret
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4 years ago

BEST DAD EVER

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MiklósNagy
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4 years ago

Do we share the same father?

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OanaCucu
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4 years ago

Sir, your 5year old is brilliantly and quite innocently vicious. She does right for the tenders, bless her :)

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MartinaMaršič
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4 years ago

A fairy duel :D

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JillPenney
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4 years ago

The picture is funny. Are you really that upset that a kid is eating cheetos, that you had to take the fun out of the post with your hippy comment? It's probably not the only thing she eats. Go feed your kids beans and be negative somewhere else.

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JillVilleChildCare
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4 years ago

We used the flattened squirrels to teach a life lesson about holding hands when the kids were really young. That squirrel is flat on the road because it didn't hold it's mommy's hand. Worked like a charm! lol

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Rism
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4 years ago

Gyahahahahaha

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WinterGuest
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4 years ago

The March Family :)

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JuliaWolfe
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4 years ago

5year old FTW!

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AlbinoSquirrel
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4 years ago

Awwww!

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PamelaBeuret
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4 years ago

Yup, still just candy <3

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Rism
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4 years ago

Ouch!!!!

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AlbinoSquirrel
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4 years ago

Whew.... Not murder practice.... Adorable!

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Rism
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4 years ago

Loooooool

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Debbie
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4 years ago

Keith Richards feels exactly the same!!

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Zoe Lewis
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4 years ago

LOL

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BenjaminPunlaSmith
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4 years ago

Sounds like she burned YOU as much as usual.

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UlrikaTückdeMantel
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4 years ago

you can´t fight against rainbow shoes! :D

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Brianna Escobar
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4 years ago

Such a great parent...????

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AniaH
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4 years ago

I must have missed the singing princess in Star Wars.

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DariaB
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4 years ago

I guess this one is my favourite! ♥

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Carol Taylor
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4 years ago

you're doing great dad..chuckles...

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SiscaHusein
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4 years ago

hahaha

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UlrikaTückdeMantel
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4 years ago

lmao

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Demon_Boy
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4 years ago

yup !!

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kwitte1
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4 years ago

should have said please ;)

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Amy Skoviak
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4 years ago

I agree with her! Let's all stop growing up and just be naked! lol!

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JujT
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4 years ago

One of my faves

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DrCaveatLector
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4 years ago

I love this.

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Pascal Green
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4 years ago

thats how i like to play minecraft yer i just dig holes :)

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Carol Taylor
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4 years ago

they work for dogs as well..chuckles...

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DebbieJones
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4 years ago

That sounds like something I might have said when I was their age. Odd how I had five daughters who are nothing like me at that age.

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Jeana Hoffmeister
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4 years ago

Amazing

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IzzyChow
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4 years ago

Same

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Carol Taylor
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4 years ago

they learn a lot of things from Sesame Street...chuckles..

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Amy Skoviak
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4 years ago

LOL! Who needs a vacuum or a dog when ya got a toddler around.

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DariaB
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4 years ago

Oh, but in Croatia we actually call them "nose poop". The non liquid ones usually.

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RJazz909
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4 years ago

0-0 Oh god!!!

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Jennifer Kubis
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3 years ago

Time to become traveling gypsies and get a Winnebago

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Jen Brant
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3 years ago

Been there, done that! :D

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Jen Brant
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3 years ago

Also been there, done that!

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Amy Skoviak
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4 years ago

BURN! YES it is....TWICE!

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Veronica Hufana
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3 years ago

Never too early to teach them the value of a dollar. *These are awesome!

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