Dads and technology don't always go well together. The same goes for dads and humor. But as you can see from these funny texts, sometimes the stars align to create a perfect combination of all three.
In the whole kid raising ordeal, dads take a truly special place - some of them choose to be silent mom helpers, while others embrace this gift in its fullest. And when their little kids turn to semi-grown-up human beings, dads can let themselves relax a bit, thus evoking the specific sense of humor, hardened by many kids' pukes and sleepless nights, that manifests itself in the form of notoriously funny dad jokes.
Compiled by Bored Panda, the list below contains hilariously funny texts messages from dads. In it, you'll find everything from brilliantly bad dad advice to dad jokes that are so bad they're good. Don't forget to vote for the best, and if you like this post then click here for some more funny texts from parents, this time written by moms!
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Why would anyone be afraid of moths? I can hardly think of something less dangerous.
Seven years ago, I found out accidently that he was texting this same old girlfriend, and I told him that if it happened again, it was a deal breaker. At that time, our children were still living at home so I decided to remain in the marriage. Now we are empty nesters.. last month i came in contact with an old friend who introduced me to this site almondhackingarena. com they helped me realize that my husband been having an affair with several other ladies through his phone text and fb.. i cannot thank them enough than to introduce their service to people out there in such dysfunctional relationship.. i now know where i stand in the relationship and we've resolved things thanks to almonds. ll
Hi, i'm Tyler, i had my friend help me hack my ex's email, facebook, whatsapp,and his phone cause i suspected he was cheating. all he asked for was a his phone number. he's email is (cyberlasar@gmail.com)..IF u need help tell him Tyler referred you to him and he'll help. Am sure his going to help you do it. He also does so many other hacks like Result upgrade,facebook, whatsapp, bank, credit card,paypal,skype,Snapchat,Calls... just name it good luck...
Hi, i'm Tyler, i had my friend help me hack my ex's email, facebook, whatsapp,and his phone cause i suspected he was cheating. all he asked for was a his phone number. he's email is (cyberlasar@gmail.com)..IF u need help tell him Tyler referred you to him and he'll help. Am sure his going to help you do it. He also does so many other hacks like Result upgrade,facebook, whatsapp, bank, credit card,paypal,skype,Snapchat,Calls... just name it good luck
I may or may not have just spilled my coffee all over because of a sudden burst of laughter.
This is clearly his son he's talking to, he definitely wouldn't have said any of that to his daughter. #Doublestandards
Just so you know the whole "Luke, I am your father." is actually wrong. The correct quote from the movie is "No, I am your father."
Yes!! Here's some joke I read along time ago that's similar(It's kind of long, so I'm using the link): http://www.reshareworthy.com/father-is-shocked-by-letter-from-his-son-until-he-reads-the-ending/
That is just horrific I would want to crawl under a rock and die if i sent that to my dad lol
Have you heard of the movie 'The Bed'? Well you couldn't have because it hasn't been made yet :P
(Female here) Sounds like something my sister or me would say. Our dad has probably Said it once or twice also.
Hahahaha! Spent 2 minutes laughing at this one! Nearly woke up my man :-)!
everytime i read one i have a smile on my face, and trying not to laugh
everytime i read one i have a smile on my face, and trying not to laugh
