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Dads and technology don't always go well together. The same goes for dads and humor. But as you can see from these funny texts, sometimes the stars align to create a perfect combination of all three.

In the whole kid raising ordeal, dads take a truly special place - some of them choose to be silent mom helpers, while others embrace this gift in its fullest. And when their little kids turn to semi-grown-up human beings, dads can let themselves relax a bit, thus evoking the specific sense of humor, hardened by many kids' pukes and sleepless nights, that manifests itself in the form of notoriously funny dad jokes.

Compiled by Bored Panda, the list below contains hilariously funny texts messages from dads. In it, you'll find everything from brilliantly bad dad advice to dad jokes that are so bad they're good. Don't forget to vote for the best, and if you like this post then click here for some more funny texts from parents, this time written by moms!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is clearly his son he's talking to, he definitely wouldn't have said any of that to his daughter. #Doublestandards

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just so you know the whole "Luke, I am your father." is actually wrong. The correct quote from the movie is "No, I am your father."

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes!! Here's some joke I read along time ago that's similar(It's kind of long, so I'm using the link): http://www.reshareworthy.com/father-is-shocked-by-letter-from-his-son-until-he-reads-the-ending/

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Alanna Wakefield
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is just horrific I would want to crawl under a rock and die if i sent that to my dad lol

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Thomas O'Keefe
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you did and I was your dad, that is probably where they would find you.

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David Blue
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

boyfriend has glasses, a big nose and nice smile. I wonder which of three she wants to play with. I am so confused.

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I hope I never have daughters... would be ashamed if mines were sluts

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Rachel Hutton
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well with a winning attitude like that you're sure to remain childless mate.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you heard of the movie 'The Bed'? Well you couldn't have because it hasn't been made yet :P

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Kirstine Andersen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(Female here) Sounds like something my sister or me would say. Our dad has probably Said it once or twice also.

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Steefje Leefje
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaha! Spent 2 minutes laughing at this one! Nearly woke up my man :-)!

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