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Dads and technology don't always go well together. The same goes for dads and humor. But as you can see from these funny texts, sometimes the stars align to create a perfect combination of all three.

In the whole kid raising ordeal, dads take a truly special place - some of them choose to be silent mom helpers, while others embrace this gift in its fullest. And when their little kids turn to semi-grown-up human beings, dads can let themselves relax a bit, thus evoking the specific sense of humor, hardened by many kids' pukes and sleepless nights, that manifests itself in the form of notoriously funny dad jokes.

Compiled by Bored Panda, the list below contains hilariously funny texts messages from dads. In it, you'll find everything from brilliantly bad dad advice to dad jokes that are so bad they're good. Don't forget to vote for the best, and if you like this post then click here for some more funny texts from parents, this time written by moms!

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Just a Purpler
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of these conversations (probably most tbh) are totally made up or staged...

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As they use to keep telling me, "Good Initiative, Poor Judgement", before all of the push-ups began.

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Jen H
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And any "teacher" that called my son an idiot would have that ruler shoved up his or her a*s.

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Bridget Smith
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a hard time believing this because, as a teacher, if i said something like that to a student the wrath of hell would come down upon me in the form of parent complaints to the principal for "bullying" a student

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maggiemoonbeam
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, things have changed (in public schools, anyway.) But I had some seriously b****y teachers at my prep school in the '60s.

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Cesi Baca
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Suspended??? Ok it's funny but don't believe this is real either.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dang thats just a rude teacher, much deserved comment by the kid!

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Gillian Black
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well I hate to burst your bubble but it happens ask my son he will tell you but I also had to laugh then go to the school and sort it out

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Judy Beninati
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kid will go far, but first he will need an education 😂💖

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish my parents would say that. I wouldn't get tho I would have to clean for the whole time I was suspended.

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khloe smith
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thats funny aue my dad over reacts to my good grades and says fs are good and an a is bad but when i get suspended he always get happy cause we get to spend time together

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Alisa Schoeffler
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad would just talk to my teacher and ask why she called me an idiot...

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LeSaltix LeSaltix
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if I was a dad! I would say that xD but if I grow up I'll be a mom and I need to tell my children what to do! ugh

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Lazy Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What teacher calls a child an idiot?! I might do that but that's why I don't want to be a teacher

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P.Brux FHell
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is me and my dad. He lectured the principal of my elementary school every single time they called him beacuase of me being sassy with teachers hahahaha

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is clearly his son he's talking to, he definitely wouldn't have said any of that to his daughter. #Doublestandards

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just so you know the whole "Luke, I am your father." is actually wrong. The correct quote from the movie is "No, I am your father."

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes!! Here's some joke I read along time ago that's similar(It's kind of long, so I'm using the link): http://www.reshareworthy.com/father-is-shocked-by-letter-from-his-son-until-he-reads-the-ending/

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Alanna Wakefield
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is just horrific I would want to crawl under a rock and die if i sent that to my dad lol

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you heard of the movie 'The Bed'? Well you couldn't have because it hasn't been made yet :P

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Kirstine Andersen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(Female here) Sounds like something my sister or me would say. Our dad has probably Said it once or twice also.

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Steefje Leefje
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaha! Spent 2 minutes laughing at this one! Nearly woke up my man :-)!

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