Dads and technology don't always go well together. The same goes for dads and humor. But as you can see from these funny texts, sometimes the stars align to create a perfect combination of all three.
In the whole kid raising ordeal, dads take a truly special place - some of them choose to be silent mom helpers, while others embrace this gift in its fullest. And when their little kids turn to semi-grown-up human beings, dads can let themselves relax a bit, thus evoking the specific sense of humor, hardened by many kids' pukes and sleepless nights, that manifests itself in the form of notoriously funny dad jokes.
Compiled by Bored Panda, the list below contains hilariously funny texts messages from dads. In it, you'll find everything from brilliantly bad dad advice to dad jokes that are so bad they're good. Don't forget to vote for the best, and if you like this post then click here for some more funny texts from parents, this time written by moms!
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This is clearly his son he's talking to, he definitely wouldn't have said any of that to his daughter. #Doublestandards
I'm a girl and my dad has said that to me as well as my mom. It depends on the family.
Load More Replies...ikr and wh goes to a party and have sex like very intresting for a father to say my father would probley have kiss my mom on the lips 1 time because they are married and they dontt have sex because the bible says not to
When its a girl: are there any non-female children there? Daughter: yea Dad: you are permanently grounded
That's like saying: your a b***h and saying you can only call girls bitches
+Amanda) you can say whatever you want to a girl, it's not different what you say to your son or daughter!
Just so you know the whole "Luke, I am your father." is actually wrong. The correct quote from the movie is "No, I am your father."
Yes!! Here's some joke I read along time ago that's similar(It's kind of long, so I'm using the link): http://www.reshareworthy.com/father-is-shocked-by-letter-from-his-son-until-he-reads-the-ending/
That is just horrific I would want to crawl under a rock and die if i sent that to my dad lol
Have you heard of the movie 'The Bed'? Well you couldn't have because it hasn't been made yet :P
(Female here) Sounds like something my sister or me would say. Our dad has probably Said it once or twice also.
Hahahaha! Spent 2 minutes laughing at this one! Nearly woke up my man :-)!
everytime i read one i have a smile on my face, and trying not to laugh
everytime i read one i have a smile on my face, and trying not to laugh