Happy Father’s Day, everyone! If you enjoyed Jimmy Fallon's #MarchDadness, you'll just love his other two challenges - #DadQuotes and #Dadvice. We are always up for a classy dad joke, and the best tweets from this challenge prove that we aren't the only ones!

A few days ago, Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter followers to "tweet out something weird, funny, or embarrassing your dad has said." He has already gotten a ton of funny dad quotes to choose from, and we've picked out the best ones. Keep on scrolling to check the good advice that these funny dads had given, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

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John L
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4 years ago

Now that's a man with some serious wit that can also sting. :D

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Intensive Panda
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4 years ago

you get paid for a job, this is purely voluntary :D

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John L
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4 years ago

Dad certainly knows how to 'Pun'tificate', doesn't he? LOL!

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Cathy Binder
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4 years ago

wise man

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John L
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4 years ago

Natural Selection at its very best ;D

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John L
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4 years ago

Probably true, but it still tends to hurt. :D

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Momogi
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4 years ago

Such a joke! I can feel I'm there listening and laughing.

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John L
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4 years ago

We certainly do know what is on dad's list of "Essential" foods too. :D

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The Cappy
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4 years ago

Ancient advice: "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." If you'd kept your mouth shut, we might have thought you were clever.

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ADHORTATOR
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4 years ago

...And if it's stolen, you are in the same situation...

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John L
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4 years ago

Great advice for those who are not happy with their lot in life. ;O

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DancingToMyself
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4 years ago

But, how's the quality? *sigh*

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John L
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4 years ago

Very wise words of advice from dad. Its something to always keep in mind.

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Agnes Jekyll
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4 years ago

My Dad's windshield joke: "What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield?" "Its ass"

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Mirriam
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4 years ago

classic dad jokes

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Flora Polvado
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4 years ago

"If I was any better, I'd be twins!"

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John L
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4 years ago

That calls for one more round of GetEvenWithEms in order to level the playing field.

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Jose Baeyens
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4 years ago

Amen.

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bianca johnson
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4 years ago

I liked that one

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Bunnies are better!!
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4 years ago

oh.

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Meowoui
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4 years ago

child: better start working at it then.

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Long Joan Silver
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4 years ago

Your dad is one punny bastard. I like him!

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Hikari
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4 years ago

Nationwide is on your side!

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John L
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4 years ago

If nothing else, your dad has a quick wit about things. ;O

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Samantha Wirral
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4 years ago

The reason they've been married 40 is obviously that your Mum doesn't listen to your dad!!

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Shelly Blake
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3 years ago

My dad always says “I hope everything comes out alright!” (I say this to my kids now)

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Allana Rose
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4 years ago

I love this one! Dad has a lovely wit!

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Flora Polvado
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4 years ago

I gotta remember to do this!

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DancingToMyself
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4 years ago

Breath in - breath out...

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DancingToMyself
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4 years ago

It's something my dad would say. And he's a college professor. :)

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Naima Ivansdóttir
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4 years ago

my father used to say the same thing! :D either "let's go to bed so they can go home" or "let's go home so they can go to bed" if we were visiting friends

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Agnes Jekyll
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4 years ago

That's excellent

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Susan Forbes
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4 years ago

Still good though

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Markus McCloud
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4 years ago

"SAAAAAAAAANS!!"

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Philippe Gut
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4 years ago

Carl "Safe Sax Ferris plays in Las Vegas...I've bought several of his CDs wonder if Dad knew his music?

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Abdallah Olwan
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4 years ago

Maybe because u r prettier than all brides... He meant it well:)

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Markus McCloud
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4 years ago

Is there a battleship in the harbor? Shots fired! :D

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Jose Baeyens
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4 years ago

A concerned dad ....

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Philippa Denney
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4 years ago

OK, the only other funny one on the list. :D

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Lauren Niewold
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1 year ago

I love this!

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Tiny Dynamine
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4 years ago

As a double negative is a positive, this isn't an insult.

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Flávio de Moura
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4 years ago

I do answer: "Old, tired and nervous". My kids will be proud.

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Sid Macheath
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3 years ago

Cop asked me to recite the alphabet backwards starting at K, I told him straight out "Look I can't even do that when I'm perfectly sober!" Cops have no sense of humor.

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DancingToMyself
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4 years ago

"If birds could talk, they couldn't fly. The words are heavy."

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Cathy Binder
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4 years ago

admitting you tell dad jokes is the first step in recovery

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GlassOfWater
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4 years ago

Haha YES! My dad told me FORD stands for Found On Rubbish Dump. Sorry Ford fans.

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Meaghan Susman
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4 years ago

Wish I could like this 10 times

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