Trying to determine what makes a good (or bad) dad joke is not so easy, but there are some certain ingredients that we can name. First of all, the one-liner has to be administered by a dad (not necessarily your own), it has to be both corny and somewhat amusing, and most of all it just has to have a hackneyed pun to make it the best joke ever. Although not everyone is a big fan of that type of comedy gold, there is a certain amount of appreciation any person can have for a well-timed funny pun. Especially if it's followed by thunderous laughter from the person and the classic finger-guns pose.

Oh, and if you're a dad joke aficionado like we are, you might be surprised to know, as to where these inappropriate jokes stem from. So, the first theory is because your beloved father just feels nostalgic to those times when you were little and laughed at just about anything. The other approach for these hilarious jokes is a much more anticipated one - your father wants to embarrass you as much as he can while he can. And that's precisely what these funny jokes are meant to do.

Scroll down below to see some of the best funny dad jokes around and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites.

#1

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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JillVille
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2 years ago

So sorry Brian, one day he'll get it! lol

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#2

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

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Last Hurrah
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2 years ago

Right on!

B Walko
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2 years ago

*Left on

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Payveen Zebary
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6 months ago

I don't get it

Dayton Mucha
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10 months ago

A man walks into a bar. Ow

DEMETRIUS MCCAIN
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6 months ago

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Brianna Walker
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6 months ago

lol ;D

Brianna Walker
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6 months ago

lol

Jenni Dillard
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6 months ago

My favorite so far!

Don Salisbury
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6 months ago

After a minute I got it left

Jordyn McCormick
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7 months ago

oh yeah

Braeden Mccarville
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7 months ago

not bad

Angelica Moreno
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7 months ago

Hahaha

Michael Unthank
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7 months ago

Haha

Madison Knight
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11 months ago

LOL.

Isaac Duran
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1 year ago

right on

wyatt falk
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1 year ago

nice one

Infinity Sn1p3r
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1 year ago

When she doesn't give you what she want and pulls out pack your stuff and go card

Madison Beckette
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1 year ago

Left on! I mean, right, I mean...

richard el-amin
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1 year ago

what??????

glowworm2
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2 years ago

I love this one.

emma rose erickson
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1 month ago

i dont get it

Pandapug2.0
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1 month ago

This one's my favorite

Cayden Biffar
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1 month ago

More like left on

Claire Gilmore
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2 months ago

Left on, man!

Shawn Aniekwe
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4 months ago

Lol LMAO

Alyssa Smith
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4 months ago

You have good night and night night love mom thank goodness for the kids you

TY'TEONNA CHOPP
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4 months ago

It's I packed up my stuff and left. You do not know your directions SIR!

Maddy Wright
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5 months ago

LMAO

Lorelai White
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5 months ago

i feel ur pain i still have to hold up my hands to tell which is left and right

Zoe Green
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5 months ago

what?

Logan LUSTRI
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5 months ago

thats me

Julian Donohue
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6 months ago

ha

Veronica Tatshama
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8 months ago

what the hell

Kristina White-Esparza
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8 months ago

SO funny!!

Matthew Mortillaro-McEntyre
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8 months ago

i don't get it...

EeveeTrainer 209
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8 months ago

That is hilarious

Chris
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8 months ago

Oohh! Great one!

Zyana Daluz
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9 months ago

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Zyana Daluz
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9 months ago

hah

Violet Sanford
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9 months ago

Haha!

Gaige Mcgann
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9 months ago

left on

Gaige Mcgann
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9 months ago

nice

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Noah J Kinzley
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9 months ago

noice

Noah J Kinzley
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9 months ago

noice

Nathan Ouellette Violette
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9 months ago

lol

potatocatz*w*
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9 months ago

hehehehehehehhehehehHEHEHEHEHEHHE

Foxie Da Fox
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10 months ago

I don’t get it

Gabriel Richardson
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10 months ago

hahahaha

Aiden Pearson
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10 months ago

Left on!!!!!!

Alex Wright
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11 months ago

not funny

Samuel Johnston
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11 months ago

all lefty then

Janelle Austin
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1 year ago

You sure that was the left decision?

wolflix 269
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1 year ago

AHAHAHAHA XD

Isaac Duran
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1 year ago

hey thats not cool

Anthony Lee
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1 year ago

worst joke ever!!!!! never make a joke again PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!

Kyle Lee
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1 year ago

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Kyle Lee
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1 year ago

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1 year ago

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Nolan Henry
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1 year ago

hahaha

Danny Hernandez
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1 year ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Riley Ludtke
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1 year ago

dont get it. \

Antanas Dicpetris
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1 year ago

what did the horse wife say after a long day? why the long face? get it? because horses have long faces:DDD

Maddy Wright
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5 months ago

no nobody got it at all

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Addison Ledford
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1 year ago

lol maxresdefa...e2f711.jpg maxresdefault-5cd58cce2f711.jpg

Addison Ledford
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1 year ago

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Yuredia Bautista
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1 year ago

Boi boi boi

Roen Lugar
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1 year ago

terrible

Owen Bailey
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1 year ago

Boo

Lucan Bongers
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1 year ago

Bad

NeighborhoodTolerance
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1 year ago

BOOO!!

akili braylock
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1 year ago

at first i didn't get it but after I read it a few times I understood this and how it went together

akili braylock
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1 year ago

he has no sense of direction so he packed up his stuff and right I thought It was supposed to be left /\ /\ (@v@) (--------) `'` `'`

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Madysen Bergeron
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5 months ago

left on

Christopher Pacheco
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7 months ago

this joke fucking sucks

Maddy Wright
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5 months ago

just like you 😒

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Kyle LaButte
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8 months ago

Sorry your dad joke is not jokeable

Aiden Reid
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9 months ago

it should be "My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and LEFT"

Dominic Jasmer
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11 months ago

shouldn't you say left on

s neon
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11 months ago

left on dude left on!!

Jordyn Moody
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1 year ago

Left on!

Riley Schultz
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1 year ago

left on!!

Addison Ledford
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1 year ago

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#3

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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JillVille
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2 years ago

Groan - nice one!

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#4

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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Last Hurrah
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2 years ago

Freeze it and then drill holes in it.

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#5

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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glowworm2
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2 years ago

Ha! I like this one.

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#6

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

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Molly Tallmadge
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2 years ago

^&*((&^%%^&*( IT!

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#7

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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Iván Galarraga
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2 years ago

"I REST MY CASE!"

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#8

The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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Alexis Nobuyuki
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2 years ago

Pfft! Corny

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#9

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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Iván Galarraga
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2 years ago

You must obey gravity, it's the law

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#10

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

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Iván Galarraga
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2 years ago

He's on third base, no wait, that's I don't know

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#11

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know

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Lynn Noyes
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2 years ago

Re the riddle, eggs came first. Dinosaurs laid eggs.

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#12

What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language

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Rebekah
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2 years ago

Dammit - you got me.

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#13

My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...

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Misterscooter
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2 years ago

Ha!

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#14

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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Dian Ella Lillie
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2 years ago

"Jamaica pie?" "Nah, that's a Bahama split."

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#15

My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?" Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."

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JillVille
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2 years ago

Teehee

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#16

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!

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Dian Ella Lillie
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2 years ago

There's an interesting fact about the cemetery in my area - it's the dead centre of the town.

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#17

My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.

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Aidan Andrew Allott
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1 year ago

He wants to die

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#18

Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater.

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BlackestDawn
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2 years ago

*groans* took me a few secs to get it but, well done.

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#19

The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

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Steven H
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2 years ago

I knew you'd get "a round" to that joke...

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#20

MOM: "How do I look?" DAD: "With your eyes."

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mhubert10
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2 years ago

adopting this one

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#21

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.

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Max Harkins
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2 years ago

OOF. That was pretty terrible, all right.

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#22

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!”

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S.
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2 years ago

Imagine the zombie apocalypse beginning, but it's just annoying zombies stealing your bread. “FRED! THE DEAD EFFAHS STOLE MAH CEREAL AGAIN ” ”well, at least we now know they're actually made of grain, honey.”

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#23

Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!

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PeachPossum
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2 years ago

At least you didn't SOIL them

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#24

3 unwritten rules of life...
1.
2.
3.

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earringnut
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2 years ago

This one literally just made me laugh out loud.

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#25

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

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Dian Ella Lillie
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2 years ago

I wonder whether the iFB would iNvestigate...

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#26

Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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Adam Cantor
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2 years ago

That ok, today i heard Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook are all merging. They're going to call it You-Twit-Face.

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#27

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!

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thepotatogirl
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2 years ago

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

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#28

I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.” I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

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Wyndmere
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2 years ago

Is this the same Brian who believes his kids thinks his name is Mark?

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#29

KID: "Dad, make me a sandwich!" DAD: "Poof, you’re a sandwich!”

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K. LNU
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2 years ago

Yup. This one has got to be from my dad.

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#30

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.

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nether man
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1 year ago

so sad

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#31

SERVER: "Sorry about your wait." DAD: "Are you saying I’m fat?”

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Caroline Beale
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2 years ago

hahahah this one literally made me lol

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#32

What has two butts and kills people? An assassin

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Daniel Wee
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2 years ago

lollll

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#33

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? AYE MATEY

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Ian Taggart
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1 year ago

I had to say it out loud.

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#34

CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”

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earringnut
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2 years ago

*insert joke about Canada here*

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#35

What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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Monika Soffronow
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2 years ago

It certainly is.

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#36

When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring: "They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”

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TrAsh
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2 years ago

Eye scream, you scream, we all scream....cause we're bleeding out.

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#37

If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his grave.

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Christopher Dixon
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1 year ago

Wow guys. He will be rolling (joints made out of pot) while in his grave. Please man, just...just get it.

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#38

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador.

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elllie
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10 months ago

labracadabracanadabrador = canadian magic dog

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#39

5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.

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Monty Is Fiennes
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2 years ago

They're just being vulgar....

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#40

Why couldn't the bike standup by itself? It was two tired.

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earringnut
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2 years ago

Both a pun and the physical explanation.

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#41

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!

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Iván Galarraga
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2 years ago

DontSeemedeerly?

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#42

GRANDPA: I have a 'dad bod', DAD: To me it's more like a father figure.

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Lexi Burnsed
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1 year ago

heheheheheahhaa good one

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#43

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

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Mindi Macsurak
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1 year ago

My dad said that one all the time

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#44

When a dad drives past a cow pasture: LOOK! That cow is OUT-STANDING in his field!

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Rose the Cook
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2 years ago

Her field surely.

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#45

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1

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Monika Soffronow
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2 years ago

If you don't get it, please see a speech therapist...

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#46

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

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Siddharth Rath
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2 years ago

*grinnnnnnn*

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#47

When you ask a dad if he's alright: "No, I’m half left.”

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Alex Bailey
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2 years ago

Defo my dad. If you said 'what?' To him he would also say 'no I'm not hot thanks'.

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#48

KID: "Hey, I was thinking…" DAD: "I thought I smelled something burning.”

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Dian Ella Lillie
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2 years ago

I used to say this to my sisters. They never laughed... :-)

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#49

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

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Moe Less
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2 years ago

Not so much, but edible.

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#50

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Bob Beltcher
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2 years ago

I used to say this one. Never got a laugh lol.

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#51

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.

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Napo Allenius-Tapiovaara
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2 years ago

at school octopuses take testicles.

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#52

SON: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, DAD: You know, one would have been enough.

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wolf cub snow
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1 year ago

*double sigh*

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#53

When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.

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Bob Beltcher
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2 years ago

Go ahead, tell that to her while she's giving birth.

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#54

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here."

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Dian Ella Lillie
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2 years ago

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?" The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

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#55

Can February March? No, but April May!

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Dian Ella Lillie
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2 years ago

Why was six sad? Because seven eight nine.

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#56

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

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Wyndmere
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2 years ago

classic punning

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#57

Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish.

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Jason Chebe
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1 year ago

why did the fisherman never SHARES? BECAUSE HE SELLFISH

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#58

To call the whole Elon Musk controversy “Elon-Gate” seems like a bit of a stretch.

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Unknown
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10 months ago

his full name is Elongated Muskrat

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#59

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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Siddharth Rath
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2 years ago

Is he ok?

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#60

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it’s ground beef.

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ta ham
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2 years ago

What do you call a dead fly? A flew….

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#61

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!

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Moe Less
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2 years ago

In 4th grade I wrote a story of beavers making small "damns." Teacher did not notice. Maybe afraid to notice...

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#62

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.

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Caleigh
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1 year ago

You’re lying if you didn’t read that like the song.

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#63

When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: "No, I got them all cut!"

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bailey gough
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1 year ago

What did the guy say when he arrived in Antartica? Well that wasn't a warm welcome

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#64

Where did the college-aged vampire like to shop? Forever 21.

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Spirit Animations
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1 year ago

*a vampire that could use their time being immortal to research cancer* you know what? I'm going to the mall today!

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#65

GROCERY STORE CHECKER: "Paper or plastic?" DAD: "Either, I’m bisacktual.”

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Elijah Bradshaw
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1 year ago

guess i'll just die then

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#66

What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

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My O My
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2 years ago

Giddyup giddyup giddyup let's go *singing

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#67

You know what the loudest pet you can get is? A trumpet.

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Adham Magdy
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1 year ago

dammm

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#68

Why wasn't the woman happy with the velcro she bought? It was a total ripoff.

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MAGZOFFICIAL
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1 year ago

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

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#69

What noise does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

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Bradley Buma
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1 year ago

haha 69

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#70

I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.

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Zoe Page
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1 year ago

why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honey combs

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#71

What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory.

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MAGZOFFICIAL
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1 year ago

nope *looks at more dad jokes cus i have no life*

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#72

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”

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Gabriel Liburdi
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8 months ago

I'm guessing that a Gibson and a Fender are Guitars

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#73

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!

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Deacon DeSchepper
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1 year ago

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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#74

You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there? European.

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Tyler Ittai Anthony
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2 years ago

First you Russian...then European...then Finnish

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#75

I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

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Ricardo Haselbach
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1 year ago

my favorite number of the alphabet is blue

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#76

WAITRESS: "Soup or salad?" DAD: "I don’t want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.”

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Scott1983 Cawthon
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1 year ago

I actually misunderstood someone saying SUPERSALAD but they were just saying soup or salad

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#77

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

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Natasha Moore
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8 months ago

I wish it bit my sister then it would have rabies...

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#78

What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño your face.

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Whitney Speight-Carlin
Community Member
2 years ago

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business.

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#79

As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly 2,417 trees. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.

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Jason Chebe
Community Member
1 year ago

i dont think thats what your manenger wants to hear

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#80

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable.

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Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

"Did you hear the one about the bed?" "No." "That's because it hasn't been made up yet!"

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#81

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!

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Pessimist Reviewer
Community Member
1 year ago

Just imagine a chicken sedan.

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#82

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino.

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David Geurtsen
Community Member
3 months ago

No no no....it’s What do you get if you cross a hippopotamus, an elephant, and a rhinoceros? Helephino (hell if I know) BUT...this does use the word ‘hell’ in this version. Wait, didn’t the original infer the word ‘hell’?

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#83

I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really grilled me.

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Arthur Lewis
Community Member
1 year ago

You shouldn't steal anything made of cheese if it's nachos.

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#84

If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”. They get really pissed off.

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Carol Emory
Community Member
2 years ago

It took me two reads to get this one...Duh!

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#85

A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I’m looking for the man who shot my paw."

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Charlie Holmes
Community Member
1 year ago

This is one of my all-time favorites. When my kids were young(er), I would tell this joke every evening at the supper table. I did that for over a year, so I'm sure it'll be passed down to my grandkids and, hopefully, generations after. At least I'll have a legacy. 8^] I've always spoken the punchline using my best John Wayne impersonation.

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#86

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!

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Noah Melancon
Community Member
11 months ago

ha

#87

You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.

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Jason Chebe
Community Member
1 year ago

no a gig yeet

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#88

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

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Conner Shafer
Community Member
11 months ago

actually true tho

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#89

Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.

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Marc Stevens
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1 year ago

They repealed that law. They discovered it was more important that the cows had a well-rounded diet.

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#90

What do you call a lonely cheese? Provolone.

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Aidan Rance
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm fetta-p with bad food puns, even i'm not that old! You'll need a stronger start if you want to keep up with me. lol

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#91

DAD, TO A SINGER: "Don’t forget a bucket." SINGER: "Why?" DAD: "To carry your tune."

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Samantha Morgan
Community Member
8 months ago

I know so many people that would come up with something like that

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#92

I told my 14 year old son I thought 'Fortnite' was a stupid name for a computer game. I think it is just too weak.

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thepotatogirl
Community Member
2 years ago

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#93

How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!

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Roen Lugar
Community Member
1 year ago

why would you do that

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#94

How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”

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WingedPug
Community Member
2 years ago

What dad would say that to his kid?

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#95

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

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Lucan Bongers
Community Member
1 year ago

Ha ha that’s chezzy

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#96

Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.

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Marissa S
Community Member
1 year ago

OK song, HILARIOUS joke!

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#97

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!

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Jan Kowalski
Community Member
5 months ago

Even a little horse deserves a bucket of water at least. Stop animal cruelty!

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#98

NURSE: "Blood type?" DAD: "Red."

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Penis mcgue
Community Member
11 months ago

Pnis

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#99

What do you call a fish with two knees? A “two-knee” fish.

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Ryan Osbourn
Community Member
10 months ago

Blow fish

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