Jimmy Fallon's hashtag game is going strong, as always. The most recent hashtag? #MarchDadness.
Just yesterday Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter followers to tweet "the best/corniest "dad joke" your dad or someone else's dad has said", and there are already a bunch of responses. We've picked out the best ones and put them together in a list below. Keep on scrolling to take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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When I order an entire large pizza, chicken wings, and a 2L coke, I yell "Pizza is here!" before I answer the door, so they don't know i'm going to eat all that by myself!
lol I've never heard this, so I can enjoy it. I'm sure after the 100th time though it gets old
I prefer it just put straight in the shopping cart... then i can make a trail of milk for me to find my way back xD
At least he didn't ask you to pull his finger like my dad STILL does!
If I told my dad i was hungry, he'd say "oh, nice to meet you hungry, I'm Dad" *rolls eyes so hard i can see brain"
I have no shame in admitting i just sat at my desk and made the "Fsh" noise just to see how it sounds without the "i"
I do this to my kids too. The look they always give me is so funny!
whenever the waiter/waitress brings the check my dad always, I mean ALWAYS says, "Oh, its her turn to pay. What do you mean you didn't bring any money?" shoving the check towards me when we go out to eat and then he takes the check sighing and says, "I have to do everything around here."
That was actually told by Bono from U2 in an interview a long time ago.
