Jimmy Fallon's hashtag game is going strong, as always. The most recent hashtag? #MarchDadness.
Just yesterday Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter followers to tweet "the best/corniest "dad joke" your dad or someone else's dad has said", and there are already a bunch of responses. We've picked out the best ones and put them together in a list below. Keep on scrolling to take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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When I order an entire large pizza, chicken wings, and a 2L coke, I yell "Pizza is here!" before I answer the door, so they don't know i'm going to eat all that by myself!
My Mom would do this! Then I did and now my kids do it! I feel so normal for once?
lol I've never heard this, so I can enjoy it. I'm sure after the 100th time though it gets old
I prefer it just put straight in the shopping cart... then i can make a trail of milk for me to find my way back xD
At least he didn't ask you to pull his finger like my dad STILL does!
If I told my dad i was hungry, he'd say "oh, nice to meet you hungry, I'm Dad" *rolls eyes so hard i can see brain"
I have no shame in admitting i just sat at my desk and made the "Fsh" noise just to see how it sounds without the "i"
I do this to my kids too. The look they always give me is so funny!
whenever the waiter/waitress brings the check my dad always, I mean ALWAYS says, "Oh, its her turn to pay. What do you mean you didn't bring any money?" shoving the check towards me when we go out to eat and then he takes the check sighing and says, "I have to do everything around here."
That was actually told by Bono from U2 in an interview a long time ago.
Yep another of my dad's best ones. He still tells my kids this. They hate it, lol
I remember this one from when I was younger. My dad was full of these great jokes.
This is where proper grammar is useful. If you say "my friend comes over my dad", it might be misinterpreted.
that is suuuch a GRATE pun! it really breightoned my day and made me feel a bit chedder about things rn! Although, i have to say, i am getting a bit fedap with all this scrolling, and i Camembert it much longer! I stilton't see why kids don't appreciate these jokes though
Every time i Say to my dad i have a headache he Said I have Bad material
My dad puts his hand on my head and says: this is a brain sucker. It's starving.
my dad too, i was 13 then i realised what he meant.
Load More Replies...one day i went christmas shopping with dad and at the check out this young woman asks dad for a card to pay for moms makeup and dad pulls one out and says:,, no...not that one, there too much money there,, here have this one.'' .-_-
When i was young my dad took me to an ice cream parlor. When inside the ladies behind the counter had their backs to us because they were busy making ice cream for customers ahead of us. My dad says out loud, "This is a stick up" Both women dropped the ice creams, put their hands in the air and turned around, only to find out that the only "stick up" was the twig/stick my dad got from the small tree in front of the parlor, he was holding up high in the air
My dad was Italian, and whenever he used his finger to ring a bell, he did it very slowly as if he expected a huge explosion.
One day a squirrel fried itself on a transformer near our house. Power went out, next substation picked it up, blew, lights went out again. Went on like 5 times. After the power went out the last time my Dad just looked at me and said "This is the worst disco I've ever been to."
Told my parents I was opting for being an organ donor. Dad said he was going to donate his heart on one condition: "That whoever gets it, has to agree to keep passing it on."
Kids: "How long till we get there?" Dad: "Remember when we drive to Florida? Not that long."
Everytime I can't find something. I ask my dad if he seen the object. His response "would of been up your a*s if you knew where it's at" never fails
Anytime we told my dad we had some sort of pain, he would ask if our face hurts? because it's killing him.
My dad puts his hand on my head and says: this is a brain sucker. It's starving.
my dad too, i was 13 then i realised what he meant.
Load More Replies...one day i went christmas shopping with dad and at the check out this young woman asks dad for a card to pay for moms makeup and dad pulls one out and says:,, no...not that one, there too much money there,, here have this one.'' .-_-
When i was young my dad took me to an ice cream parlor. When inside the ladies behind the counter had their backs to us because they were busy making ice cream for customers ahead of us. My dad says out loud, "This is a stick up" Both women dropped the ice creams, put their hands in the air and turned around, only to find out that the only "stick up" was the twig/stick my dad got from the small tree in front of the parlor, he was holding up high in the air
My dad was Italian, and whenever he used his finger to ring a bell, he did it very slowly as if he expected a huge explosion.
One day a squirrel fried itself on a transformer near our house. Power went out, next substation picked it up, blew, lights went out again. Went on like 5 times. After the power went out the last time my Dad just looked at me and said "This is the worst disco I've ever been to."
Told my parents I was opting for being an organ donor. Dad said he was going to donate his heart on one condition: "That whoever gets it, has to agree to keep passing it on."
Kids: "How long till we get there?" Dad: "Remember when we drive to Florida? Not that long."
Everytime I can't find something. I ask my dad if he seen the object. His response "would of been up your a*s if you knew where it's at" never fails
Anytime we told my dad we had some sort of pain, he would ask if our face hurts? because it's killing him.