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The joy of travel is in the discovery. However, in these days of Tripadvisor, Instagram and Google maps, the magic of the unexpected has been diminished somewhat; we seem to want to find exactly what we are looking for, rather than simply bask in the newness of it all.

There is a certain kind of traveler that takes this concept to the extreme, and would probably be happier just staying at home. You'll find them in English pubs up and down the Spanish Costas, red as lobsters, tucking into egg and chips and complaining about the lack of Marmite or baked beans, or some other obscure product from the U.K.

Then there are the Instagram hordes who saw a heavily filtered picture of an iconic attraction and join a huge crowd of people with selfie sticks, jostling to get that exact same shot. Hardly the breathtaking and romantic experience you had in mind, was it? When reality fails to match expectations, based on the promise of home comforts or unrealistic Instagram images, people get disappointed and make ridiculous complaints.

These vacation complaints, made to real travel agents and tour companies and based on a Thomas Cook/ABTA survey, are so absurd that it's hard to believe that they are real. Spanish people speaking Spanish in Spain? The brochure didn't tell us it would be like that! Why is the sand yellow? I expected white sand!

I guess the lesson to take from all the disappoint and ridiculousness is this: Travel without expectations, and accept that the world doesn't exist simply to cater to your comforts and photography needs.  Go with an open mind to discover, experience and learn!

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This can't possibly be real, no one can actually be this stupid

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But are we getting more picky about our holidays? How are people's travel habits changing? Let's take a look at the ways that technology and modern life have affected the ways we choose to spend our time off.

We travel more frequently but for shorter durations: "The Office for National Statistics in the UK conducted a survey called the International Passenger Survey in 1996 and 2016 to uncover the biggest changes in the travel habits between the 1990s and now – that’s a 20-year study," Drifter Planet writes.

"The results show that Brits are now going on more holidays than before. In 2016 they went on more than 45 million holidays abroad, compared to only 27 million in 1996, an overall rise of 68%. But despite this, holidays are becoming shorter, proving to be one of the biggest changes we’ve seen over the years marking a huge decline of two week holidays. A week-long break is now much more popular than ever before and there’s been an increase in holidays lasting up to 10 nights."

With budget airlines making the citybreak a more affordable option, it's no surprise that people are exploring their own continent more, rather than save it all for one big summer trip. It keeps you fresh to get frequent little escapes from work and daily life, rather than waiting almost a whole year for the summer to come around again!

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Active holidays are on the rise: As people are becoming more health conscious, so are wellness holidays becoming more popular. Instead of letting it all go with booze and food while away, people are seeking to recharge, repair, and have more of a fitness-oriented break. Things like Ayurveda, Yoga, reiki, body detox, spa and meditation holidays have all seen a huge spike in interest, while classics like hiking, camping and cycling are as popular as they ever were.

Conversely, the old 18-35, contiki tour classics are on the wane, which many people would see as a good thing. While there are still plenty of resort options if you want to get wasted, sunburned and laid, it doesn't quite seem to have the same appeal to the younger generation as it did for us oldies. Maybe kids these days are just more sensible, introverted, health and image conscious to get into wild drunken brawls on the streets of Benidorm or Ayia Napa.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your husband is probably making the person bathing topless uncomfortable. It should not be allowed to ogle.

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Social media's effects: Back in the old days, you'd arrive at your destination with maybe a guide book, a map and some interesting new banknotes. These days, we've seen photos of everything, read all the restaurant reviews, know which attractions we want to photo ourselves, as well as the funky 'hidden' bars and hangouts. We all find these things in the same place: Google. 'Top 10 things you must see in Porto' leads tourists to the same few places in the city, all busy instagramming away and trying to keep the crowds out of their image.

If somewhere happens to be particularly popular on Instagram, it will be packed with people trying to get that 'money shot,' rather than simply enjoying the aura of the place. The tumbling, colorful buildings of Cinque Terre; the strikingly blue streets of Chefchaouen, the sun setting over the pyramids of Giza... we've all seen these iconic images in gorgeous photos, and we want to take those exact same photos. Perhaps it has always been that way, but Instagram has definitely 'influenced' the way we travel.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Goan, I apologise for this obviously forsee able error. Next time we'll suck the spices out, before we serve you gravy!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like someone has "sniffed" too much hairdye chemicals already :O

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have solved it by pushing them into the water to wait for boat's arrival

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You would hate it in Australia. Shops open 9am - 5:30pm Monday to Friday except late night shopping one day a week, which finishes at 9 pm. Saturday is 9-5 and Sunday is 11-5. Although supermarkets are open from 7 am - 9pm mon to fri.

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David Jeu
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tour operator: im sorry sir, but i didn't knew you were coming

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What..were they napping on the tour? Maybe the operator can make up for it by singing you a lullaby.....

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Martyna Ra
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just finished to watch movie created by true events ''Hotel Mumbai"... Comparing that events with this complaining...No words. First world problems and empty people.

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Judith Bartz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There can't possibly be this many idiots who travel.No wonder places will take your money and laugh when you leave.

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Molly E
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Other passengers: thanks so much! Them: i can't believe you had the nerve to explain to us that some people are just jerks!!!!

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Stephanie Anne
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone asking if people can be this stupid have most likely never worked a customer service job. Or had a really, REALLY good experience if they did.

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Ana Miranda @ Lisbon, Portugal
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who knows if the mufflers and the leashes ran out the day before... Free package for all the guests!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Josey Griffin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s just amazing after reading these comments, how stupid people really are. They expect things from their home to be on their holidays. Best they stay home and camp in their own house.

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Amelia Haynes
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im sure you want your boss to warn you of "noisy and unruly" co-workers before you come into work too huh?

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moeless
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who will advise the operators of the morons that wrote that?

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Melinda Burge
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one really does exceed the bounds of human anything. Stay at home next time!

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CrazyCatLady
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, if I understand this correctly, tour operators need to be psychic as well?

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Harleen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But..... you already know about yourself. Or was this a surprise vacation and you didn't know you'd be there?

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If tour operators were psychic, they'd be charging $3.99 a minute and not dealing with knuckleheads like this.

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P Piorecki
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These comments cannot be real! Can they? If people are that stupid then God help us all. We might be advancing technologically but as a society we are in a very fast downward spiral.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny....Bored Panda deletes a lot of my posts that are non-offensive and polite and yet they let this comment hang out there when it's obviously an advertisement...something that goes against written rules....

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