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You might remember HipDict, the crowdsourced dictionary that defines what we’re really saying when we use everyday words, or maybe you’re already following it. The account on Instagram is still going strong with over 2 million followers and enough submissions to post every day.

HipDict has gained its large following by telling it like it really is... or, well, like it really is for someone out there on Instagram, if some of the definitions have you scratching your head.

After all, the content posted by the account is user-submitted, which means that you too can send them a message offering up your best definitions if you’re feeling inspired after reading this list.

Here are some of our picks, scroll down and upvote your favorites!

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HipDict isn’t the first platform compiling how we bend language to our liking. In the 00s, the crowdsourced dictionary format took off with Urban Dictionary, which, over its 20-year lifespan, has served as a repository for everything from slang definitions that have been presented to juries in a court of law, to incomprehensible inside jokes.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teacher "notice how the school bully went from misfortune to misfortune and eventually died a terrible death. The author did this to show that wicked deeds always catch up to you in the end. Author "Actually I just hated that character and her suffering made me happy".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a few and only one I'd let have a kidney - that's how unpleasant some of my family are.

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Most of the entries on HipDict, in contrast, seem almost like a reversal of the dictionary format, where the humor is in the definitions: experiences we associate with mundane concepts.

And just like the platforms before it that let us show how we use our creative license with language, it functions mostly as a place for expressing opinions or observations in a recognizable format.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also "I've realized having this argument with you is pointless since you're too stupid to understand logic".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did you censor it? Everyone knows behind there. We can also write it in the comments. S**t

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While it is styled like a dictionary in the broadest sense, you might end up covering your eyes and screaming if you look at it with any background in lexicography (that’s not a verb… starting a definition with ‘when’? Oh dear g-)

But that’s okay. If these entries make you laugh and want to submit your own, HipDict has done its job.

Keep scrolling for more of our picks!

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't find him attractive? He seems like a really nice and generous person, but I personally am not attracted to him

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

like a fridge… look great from the outside but on the Inside it's empty

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also saying "we should hang out soon!" but then never hanging out

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does F**K really need to be censored? It wasn't when it was posted originally?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you try to shake hands but the other person tries to hug you

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the best and easiest definition of word 'awkward'. Sums up pretty good what it's about.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you see someone waving at you and you wave back, only to find out they weren’t waving at you in the first place. Or the converse; when someone’s waving at you and you ignore them because you don’t recognize them, only they then come up to you and start talking like you’re old friends—-yet you still don’t recognize them.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do this so much. And then I’m just like, “Welp. Let the awkward silence commence.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh you're going this way too. Haha what a coincidence..."

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Aria
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you go for a fist-bump but your friend goes for a high-five

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Rock Paper Scissors fumble": When you go in for a 'high five', but collide with a 'fist bump'.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When someone holds the door for you, but you're miles away. Or when you're the one holding the door, and realize how stupid was that, but you cannot go back. How about when you reach out to shake hands, only to realize that the other person was just reaching for its bag that was behind you.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The second-hand embarrassment is already making me blush even just reading this

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When someone is waving at you and you wave back but it was not directed at you

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When someone tells you they’re going to bed, but they stay logged in..

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you get up at work to use the bathroom and someone follows you in and there's only two stalls in there.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate that statement. If I look like s**t or tired, why even say anything. It's clear one already knows. It's not helpful at all.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It cannot buy happiness, but it can sure stop you from suffering several kinds of misery!

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