You might remember HipDict, the crowdsourced dictionary that defines what we’re really saying when we use everyday words, or maybe you’re already following it. The account on Instagram is still going strong with over 2 million followers and enough submissions to post every day.

HipDict has gained its large following by telling it like it really is... or, well, like it really is for someone out there on Instagram, if some of the definitions have you scratching your head.

After all, the content posted by the account is user-submitted, which means that you too can send them a message offering up your best definitions if you’re feeling inspired after reading this list.

Here are some of our picks, scroll down and upvote your favorites!

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Monday
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1 year ago

The only place where it's possible to poop in comfort

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troufaki13
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1 year ago

I do a little dance on the inside whenever plans are cancelled! :D

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Liam Walsh
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1 year ago

Tradition - a poor reason to do something.

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HipDict isn’t the first platform compiling how we bend language to our liking. In the 00s, the crowdsourced dictionary format took off with Urban Dictionary, which, over its 20-year lifespan, has served as a repository for everything from slang definitions that have been presented to juries in a court of law, to incomprehensible inside jokes.

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Daria Z
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1 year ago

Guilty.

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Monday
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1 year ago

Teacher "notice how the school bully went from misfortune to misfortune and eventually died a terrible death. The author did this to show that wicked deeds always catch up to you in the end. Author "Actually I just hated that character and her suffering made me happy".

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Rosie Hamilton
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1 year ago

I have a few and only one I'd let have a kidney - that's how unpleasant some of my family are.

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Most of the entries on HipDict, in contrast, seem almost like a reversal of the dictionary format, where the humor is in the definitions: experiences we associate with mundane concepts.

And just like the platforms before it that let us show how we use our creative license with language, it functions mostly as a place for expressing opinions or observations in a recognizable format.

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Liam Walsh
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1 year ago

Means I'm not fine but stop asking because you've annoyed me.

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Monday
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1 year ago

Also "I've realized having this argument with you is pointless since you're too stupid to understand logic".

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Kaisu
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1 year ago

Why did you censor it? Everyone knows behind there. We can also write it in the comments. Shit

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While it is styled like a dictionary in the broadest sense, you might end up covering your eyes and screaming if you look at it with any background in lexicography (that’s not a verb… starting a definition with ‘when’? Oh dear g-)

But that’s okay. If these entries make you laugh and want to submit your own, HipDict has done its job.

Keep scrolling for more of our picks!

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Night Owl
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1 year ago

I hate repeating myself

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Ben Smith
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1 year ago

100% accurate, lol

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Kaisu
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1 year ago (edited)

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't find him attractive? He seems like a really nice and generous person, but I personally am not attracted to him

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Gonzalo Terán
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1 year ago

Yep, totally.

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Kjorn
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1 year ago

it's years since i experienced happiness

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My O My
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1 year ago

Suprise for two

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Christie Wright
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1 year ago

My friends and I use it and never get the anger part.

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Christie Wright
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1 year ago

Omg so true.

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Kjorn
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1 year ago

like a fridge… look great from the outside but on the Inside it's empty

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ƒιѕн
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1 year ago

Sidewalks at the insane asylum.

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Foxxy
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1 year ago

All the bloody time.

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Kaisu
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1 year ago

Also saying "we should hang out soon!" but then never hanging out

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Liam Walsh
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1 year ago

My sister.

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Rowlie
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1 year ago

Does FUCK really need to be censored? It wasn't when it was posted originally?

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No you didn't
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1 year ago

Or never.

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Ani
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1 year ago

When you try to shake hands but the other person tries to hug you

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Bonnie Osborne
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1 year ago

I hate that statement. If I look like shit or tired, why even say anything. It's clear one already knows. It's not helpful at all.

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Jon S.
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1 year ago

It cannot buy happiness, but it can sure stop you from suffering several kinds of misery!

Monday
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1 year ago

and when you do have to suffer it can make you suffer more comfortably.

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K Miller
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1 year ago

Not so much happiness, but it sure can buy peace of mind

spirit wolf
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1 year ago

That is in some ways happiness.

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HempFairy
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1 year ago

If money can't buy happiness...gimme your money and be happy!!! :-D

Not what you think.
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1 year ago

Exactly what I say to people who quote that idiotic statement.

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Joeshar
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1 year ago

"Money" can't buy happiness but "No Money" creates unhappiness

Molly Block
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1 year ago

Money sure makes me happy!

Full Name
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1 year ago

"I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better". - Mae West

Lisa
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1 year ago

I'd like to disprove this, gimme money gimme me all money. money me.

Kjorn
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1 year ago

money can't buy happiness… but it can help a hell lot!

Kenny Kulbiski
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1 year ago

Fake news started by really happy 1%ers

Diego Rivelino
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1 year ago

It can't buy happiness but makes misery more bearable.

D. Pitbull
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1 year ago

Oh ... no... I ... kinda agree with this one... I think this is more accurate with "it can't buy **SOME** people happiness... " - me? Oh... I'm... pretty sure... "What about depression?" Oh... well...NOW I can PAY for THERAPY... "What about being lonely, or hating yourself??" - yeah... that's... where therapy and appropriate medications come in... "Well, your mom still hates you" - yes... more therapy! Guess what... therapy works...

THEPS
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1 year ago

Yes it can.

Dora Bedpan
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1 year ago

No it can't. What's your money gonna buy, when the bankers call "BANKRUPTCY TIME" once again? Haven't you heard of the great depression, the great crash of the early 20th century?

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Marilyn Holt
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1 year ago

But ice cream

MsM
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1 year ago

True, but I'll take it nonetheless

Marilyn Bojanowski
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1 year ago

Money can't buy happiness. But money can buy ice cream. And ice cream is basically happiness.

Monica Michelle
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1 year ago

Money solves money problems. Thanks the minimalists😁

Bill
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1 year ago

Then I guess I'll have to rent it

Dora Bedpan
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1 year ago

you are already! It's called: planet of the apes 2019 after Jebus!

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Dolevaal
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1 year ago

Have been without a income for a few months and can't agree to that. Surely money is not the most important thing but I always felt frightened and shitty when I was short on it. Having a nice income with that you can live a good life will not make you happy, but - together with some other things - can make you feel safe.

tuzdayschild
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1 year ago

Robin Williams, Anthony Bourdain, Kate Spade

Michelle Chevalier
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1 year ago

It may not by me happiness but it would but me alot of things that will make me happy...like a real vacation, an italian gigolo, puppies....

Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
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1 year ago (edited)

Buys everything else so you can devote yourself to be as happy as posible

Brian Stanton
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1 year ago

say it loud when you dead af broke and in bad situations over and over, if you live. You can be grateful and do things that are free. But we live in a Capitalist Society.

Aria
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1 year ago

You know what it can buy though? Chocolate. Not the crappy milk kind either, the good DARK kind with the sea salt and cocoa bits. I'd say that's pretty damn close to happiness, what about you?

Harleen
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1 year ago

A lie people with no money tell themselves to make having no money easier

Kathleen Gordon
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1 year ago

But then you can buy things that do make you happy!

Johanna-Nicollette Kidd
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1 year ago

I'd love to test that theory, because I'm sure I could buy some happy

Coleen
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1 year ago

Maybe it can't buy happiness, but it can certainly purchase a reasonable facsimile, and I'm ok with that.

Leslie Parker
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1 year ago

The thing ppl say when your bills are way more than theirs

arthur lindsay coker
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1 year ago

but it can prevent life

Dora Bedpan
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1 year ago

RANT (suite#2): What we need, as a species, is an inhabitable planet: air, water, land for the crops and the livestock. Then we need to make exchanges. We don't need money at all. ESPECIALLY if the money system is crooked and some leeches are getting bigger than the planet! If you don't believe me: please take all the money in the world and ship yourself to MARS, we keep the Earth, you keep the money! Deal? Oh, c'mon! I'll call ELON MUSK (MR. Rocketman) and reserve your place on his spaceship when it's built. Such a great deal! All the F*cking money in the world and you don't want it? Maybe you deserve to be poor then...HAHA! (that's a french laugh, it's not satirical, it's just the way we laugh). IGNORANCE IS BLISS, now you can cry, you know you've been fooled. The torture never stops, like Frank ZAPPA sang.

Dora Bedpan
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1 year ago

RANT (suite): This is the international bankers system, started by the ROTHSCHILD family in the time of Napoleon (the french conqueror). Rothschild pretended Napoleon had won the war (he hadn't) and that crashed the markets in Great Bitain, so he bought the whole country for a loaf of bread! He then placed his sons as international bankers everywhere in Europe. Today, the Rotschild family still owns the biggest share of the world, but what are they going to do, give it back? To whom? No, they're actually trying to make that money profitable, and are investing in Non-fossil fuels, funding different lobbies of anti-oilers in CANADA. So are they demons, no. They are just hairless apes like us, but their ancestor's crookery placed them on a very profitable square of the big MONOPOLY game were're playing. It's just a game, and at the end, everything returns to the box. They own the box, not you, you just run around in circles, waiting for the mony each turn, giving it back as you stroll..

Dora Bedpan
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1 year ago

RANT: 100% true, I feel pissed when I see a F*cking LIE. Here's the gist of it: MONEY is just part of a slavery system invented by mankind to force other clueless hairless apes (we share 99% of DNA with chimps, yeah, we're the hairless monkeys, just look at TRUMP the orange baboon and tell me about it) into having to WORK for subsistance, while they take what was once for all, for themselves, and then charge the other monkeys for it. YOU have all been enslaved, and happy about it because you know crap about what the ECONOMY is really. The money system is a crook, you are paying a hidden tax, in order to have the right to use the money. The FEDERAL RESERVE is NOT a government agency: it is a PRIVATELY OWNED COMPANY, that lends (at in interest rate) the money supply. USA is the capital, with the land and the people in it: that's the real values! So basically, you are letting go of your capital bit by bit, so when you've given everything back, you still owe the interests.

mermaidgirl960
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1 year ago

Yeah, dollars won't make you happy, but if you use those dollars to buy a puppy then...

Dora Bedpan
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1 year ago

don't buy a dog, breed it! Gather all your money in a bunch, sperm on it, and bingo! Oh wait, money doesn't have that power.... choooooo! Bad money, bad ape like creatures who worship human slavery system called MONEY! Mwawawawawa You are doomed! (cheap haunting sounds of a dismantled manor)

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shado
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1 year ago

money may not buy happiness but it will always buy a jet-ski, a Ferrari and a bag of weed ... all of which are sure to put a smile on just about anyone's face!

Roger Bird
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1 year ago

Money can't buy happiness. It can reduce one's misery, but real happiness never. If you think differently, you are young and stupid.

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PjandBolt
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1 year ago

Haha

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Liam Walsh
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1 year ago

US. UK - Maths.

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How Terribly Unfortunate
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1 year ago

Definitely

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