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You might remember HipDict, the crowdsourced dictionary that defines what we’re really saying when we use everyday words, or maybe you’re already following it. The account on Instagram is still going strong with over 2 million followers and enough submissions to post every day.

HipDict has gained its large following by telling it like it really is... or, well, like it really is for someone out there on Instagram, if some of the definitions have you scratching your head.

After all, the content posted by the account is user-submitted, which means that you too can send them a message offering up your best definitions if you’re feeling inspired after reading this list.

Here are some of our picks, scroll down and upvote your favorites!

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HipDict isn’t the first platform compiling how we bend language to our liking. In the 00s, the crowdsourced dictionary format took off with Urban Dictionary, which, over its 20-year lifespan, has served as a repository for everything from slang definitions that have been presented to juries in a court of law, to incomprehensible inside jokes.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teacher "notice how the school bully went from misfortune to misfortune and eventually died a terrible death. The author did this to show that wicked deeds always catch up to you in the end. Author "Actually I just hated that character and her suffering made me happy".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a few and only one I'd let have a kidney - that's how unpleasant some of my family are.

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Most of the entries on HipDict, in contrast, seem almost like a reversal of the dictionary format, where the humor is in the definitions: experiences we associate with mundane concepts.

And just like the platforms before it that let us show how we use our creative license with language, it functions mostly as a place for expressing opinions or observations in a recognizable format.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also "I've realized having this argument with you is pointless since you're too stupid to understand logic".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did you censor it? Everyone knows behind there. We can also write it in the comments. S**t

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While it is styled like a dictionary in the broadest sense, you might end up covering your eyes and screaming if you look at it with any background in lexicography (that’s not a verb… starting a definition with ‘when’? Oh dear g-)

But that’s okay. If these entries make you laugh and want to submit your own, HipDict has done its job.

Keep scrolling for more of our picks!

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't find him attractive? He seems like a really nice and generous person, but I personally am not attracted to him

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

like a fridge… look great from the outside but on the Inside it's empty

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also saying "we should hang out soon!" but then never hanging out

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does F**K really need to be censored? It wasn't when it was posted originally?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you try to shake hands but the other person tries to hug you

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate that statement. If I look like s**t or tired, why even say anything. It's clear one already knows. It's not helpful at all.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It cannot buy happiness, but it can sure stop you from suffering several kinds of misery!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and when you do have to suffer it can make you suffer more comfortably.

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K Miller
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not so much happiness, but it sure can buy peace of mind

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Money" can't buy happiness but "No Money" creates unhappiness

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better". - Mae West

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd like to disprove this, gimme money gimme me all money. money me.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

money can't buy happiness… but it can help a hell lot!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh ... no... I ... kinda agree with this one... I think this is more accurate with "it can't buy **SOME** people happiness... " - me? Oh... I'm... pretty sure... "What about depression?" Oh... well...NOW I can PAY for THERAPY... "What about being lonely, or hating yourself??" - yeah... that's... where therapy and appropriate medications come in... "Well, your mom still hates you" - yes... more therapy! Guess what... therapy works...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No it can't. What's your money gonna buy, when the bankers call "BANKRUPTCY TIME" once again? Haven't you heard of the great depression, the great crash of the early 20th century?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Money can't buy happiness. But money can buy ice cream. And ice cream is basically happiness.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have been without a income for a few months and can't agree to that. Surely money is not the most important thing but I always felt frightened and s****y when I was short on it. Having a nice income with that you can live a good life will not make you happy, but - together with some other things - can make you feel safe.

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Michelle Chevalier
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It may not by me happiness but it would but me alot of things that will make me happy...like a real vacation, an italian gigolo, puppies....

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Buys everything else so you can devote yourself to be as happy as posible

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Brian Stanton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

say it loud when you dead af broke and in bad situations over and over, if you live. You can be grateful and do things that are free. But we live in a Capitalist Society.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what it can buy though? Chocolate. Not the crappy milk kind either, the good DARK kind with the sea salt and cocoa bits. I'd say that's pretty damn close to happiness, what about you?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lie people with no money tell themselves to make having no money easier

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Coleen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it can't buy happiness, but it can certainly purchase a reasonable facsimile, and I'm ok with that.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

RANT (suite#2): What we need, as a species, is an inhabitable planet: air, water, land for the crops and the livestock. Then we need to make exchanges. We don't need money at all. ESPECIALLY if the money system is crooked and some leeches are getting bigger than the planet! If you don't believe me: please take all the money in the world and ship yourself to MARS, we keep the Earth, you keep the money! Deal? Oh, c'mon! I'll call ELON MUSK (MR. Rocketman) and reserve your place on his spaceship when it's built. Such a great deal! All the F*cking money in the world and you don't want it? Maybe you deserve to be poor then...HAHA! (that's a french laugh, it's not satirical, it's just the way we laugh). IGNORANCE IS BLISS, now you can cry, you know you've been fooled. The torture never stops, like Frank ZAPPA sang.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

RANT (suite): This is the international bankers system, started by the ROTHSCHILD family in the time of Napoleon (the french conqueror). Rothschild pretended Napoleon had won the war (he hadn't) and that crashed the markets in Great Bitain, so he bought the whole country for a loaf of bread! He then placed his sons as international bankers everywhere in Europe. Today, the Rotschild family still owns the biggest share of the world, but what are they going to do, give it back? To whom? No, they're actually trying to make that money profitable, and are investing in Non-fossil fuels, funding different lobbies of anti-oilers in CANADA. So are they demons, no. They are just hairless apes like us, but their ancestor's crookery placed them on a very profitable square of the big MONOPOLY game were're playing. It's just a game, and at the end, everything returns to the box. They own the box, not you, you just run around in circles, waiting for the mony each turn, giving it back as you stroll..

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

RANT: 100% true, I feel pissed when I see a F*cking LIE. Here's the gist of it: MONEY is just part of a slavery system invented by mankind to force other clueless hairless apes (we share 99% of DNA with chimps, yeah, we're the hairless monkeys, just look at TRUMP the orange baboon and tell me about it) into having to WORK for subsistance, while they take what was once for all, for themselves, and then charge the other monkeys for it. YOU have all been enslaved, and happy about it because you know c**p about what the ECONOMY is really. The money system is a crook, you are paying a hidden tax, in order to have the right to use the money. The FEDERAL RESERVE is NOT a government agency: it is a PRIVATELY OWNED COMPANY, that lends (at in interest rate) the money supply. USA is the capital, with the land and the people in it: that's the real values! So basically, you are letting go of your capital bit by bit, so when you've given everything back, you still owe the interests.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, dollars won't make you happy, but if you use those dollars to buy a puppy then...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

don't buy a dog, breed it! Gather all your money in a bunch, sperm on it, and bingo! Oh wait, money doesn't have that power.... choooooo! Bad money, bad ape like creatures who worship human slavery system called MONEY! Mwawawawawa You are doomed! (cheap haunting sounds of a dismantled manor)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

money may not buy happiness but it will always buy a jet-ski, a Ferrari and a bag of weed ... all of which are sure to put a smile on just about anyone's face!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Money can't buy happiness. It can reduce one's misery, but real happiness never. If you think differently, you are young and stupid.

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