You might remember HipDict, the crowdsourced dictionary that defines what we’re really saying when we use everyday words, or maybe you’re already following it. The account on Instagram is still going strong with over 2 million followers and enough submissions to post every day.

HipDict has gained its large following by telling it like it really is... or, well, like it really is for someone out there on Instagram, if some of the definitions have you scratching your head.

After all, the content posted by the account is user-submitted, which means that you too can send them a message offering up your best definitions if you’re feeling inspired after reading this list.

Here are some of our picks, scroll down and upvote your favorites!

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Monday
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1 year ago

The only place where it's possible to poop in comfort

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troufaki13
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1 year ago

I do a little dance on the inside whenever plans are cancelled! :D

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Liam Walsh
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1 year ago

Tradition - a poor reason to do something.

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HipDict isn’t the first platform compiling how we bend language to our liking. In the 00s, the crowdsourced dictionary format took off with Urban Dictionary, which, over its 20-year lifespan, has served as a repository for everything from slang definitions that have been presented to juries in a court of law, to incomprehensible inside jokes.

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Daria Z
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1 year ago

Guilty.

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Monday
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1 year ago

Teacher "notice how the school bully went from misfortune to misfortune and eventually died a terrible death. The author did this to show that wicked deeds always catch up to you in the end. Author "Actually I just hated that character and her suffering made me happy".

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Rosie Hamilton
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1 year ago

I have a few and only one I'd let have a kidney - that's how unpleasant some of my family are.

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Most of the entries on HipDict, in contrast, seem almost like a reversal of the dictionary format, where the humor is in the definitions: experiences we associate with mundane concepts.

And just like the platforms before it that let us show how we use our creative license with language, it functions mostly as a place for expressing opinions or observations in a recognizable format.

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Liam Walsh
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1 year ago

Means I'm not fine but stop asking because you've annoyed me.

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Monday
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1 year ago

Also "I've realized having this argument with you is pointless since you're too stupid to understand logic".

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Kaisu
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1 year ago

Why did you censor it? Everyone knows behind there. We can also write it in the comments. Shit

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While it is styled like a dictionary in the broadest sense, you might end up covering your eyes and screaming if you look at it with any background in lexicography (that’s not a verb… starting a definition with ‘when’? Oh dear g-)

But that’s okay. If these entries make you laugh and want to submit your own, HipDict has done its job.

Keep scrolling for more of our picks!

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Night Owl
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1 year ago

I hate repeating myself

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Ben Smith
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1 year ago

100% accurate, lol

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Kaisu
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1 year ago (edited)

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't find him attractive? He seems like a really nice and generous person, but I personally am not attracted to him

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Gonzalo Terán
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1 year ago

Yep, totally.

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Kjorn
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1 year ago

it's years since i experienced happiness

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My O My
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1 year ago

Suprise for two

Panda Kicki
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1 year ago

It is need to know based ;)

Brian Stanton
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1 year ago

only with my step but was totally spot on lol

Cindy Snow
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1 year ago

Doesnt actually sign the Christmas cards.

Colin Leetham
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1 year ago

You have veeeery different dad's...

Mary Stiles
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1 year ago

oh my gosh, YES.

Lemon
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1 year ago

OMG YESSSSSSSSS I'll ask my dad what he got me and he says it's a surprise. When it's Christmas, he still says it's a surprise

Mangle the Fox
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1 year ago

me with my sibling's presents that say "from mom, dad, and katie"

David Martin
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1 year ago

I'm sorry, I get how they're trying to be funny with this, but I personally think the stereotype of bashing fathers as less attentive parents needs to go away. My own father was amazing (as is my mother). He was raised by an amazing father, and my brother is amazing with his children. I just don't see how "You must be a poor parent, you're a man" is acceptable and funny, compared to saying "You must be a poor parent, you're [insert race]" *picks up my soapbox*

Karen Klinck
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1 year ago

Hey, my mom had the time to go shopping. Unless dad put it together, he found out what he got me on Christmas morning. (And he usually finished with construction about 3 AM, while we just about waited till he was asleep to wake up. Yet he got up and acted surprised at all the present 'Santa' left. And went back to sleep when we wound down again. It was a different time; fathers were schooled to be 'hands-off' types.)

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Teresa Rodden
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1 year ago

😆

arthur lindsay coker
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1 year ago

Naturally Dads are there for other reasons - give and forget

Elizabeth Dunlop
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1 year ago

In my family it's the complete opposite my dad buys the gifts and shit while my mom has no idea what's happening lol

Diedre Barlow
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1 year ago

I think my dad bought most of my gifts. In particular, any film with Goldie Hawn in. I say this only because after dinner he'd swipe it to watch first in my parents' bedroom.

Staci
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1 year ago

My husband every holiday and kid birthday! Love this one, so true.

Karen Klinck
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1 year ago

The guy who got to put all the toys together at 3 AM Christmas Eve.

Karen Klinck
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1 year ago

first comment from him is "Let me see."

Molly Block
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1 year ago

It's a surprise for him too, hahaha. He gets to open it vicariously through the recipient.

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Christie Wright
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1 year ago

My friends and I use it and never get the anger part.

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Christie Wright
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1 year ago

Omg so true.

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Kjorn
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1 year ago

like a fridge… look great from the outside but on the Inside it's empty

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ƒιѕн
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1 year ago

Sidewalks at the insane asylum.

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Foxxy
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1 year ago

All the bloody time.

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Kaisu
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1 year ago

Also saying "we should hang out soon!" but then never hanging out

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Liam Walsh
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1 year ago

My sister.

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Rowlie
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1 year ago

Does FUCK really need to be censored? It wasn't when it was posted originally?

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No you didn't
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1 year ago

Or never.

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Ani
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1 year ago

When you try to shake hands but the other person tries to hug you

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Bonnie Osborne
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1 year ago

I hate that statement. If I look like shit or tired, why even say anything. It's clear one already knows. It's not helpful at all.

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Jon S.
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1 year ago

It cannot buy happiness, but it can sure stop you from suffering several kinds of misery!

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PjandBolt
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1 year ago

Haha

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Liam Walsh
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1 year ago

US. UK - Maths.

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1 year ago

Definitely

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