You might remember HipDict, the crowdsourced dictionary that defines what we’re really saying when we use everyday words, or maybe you’re already following it. The account on Instagram is still going strong with over 2 million followers and enough submissions to post every day.

HipDict has gained its large following by telling it like it really is... or, well, like it really is for someone out there on Instagram, if some of the definitions have you scratching your head.

After all, the content posted by the account is user-submitted, which means that you too can send them a message offering up your best definitions if you’re feeling inspired after reading this list.

Here are some of our picks, scroll down and upvote your favorites!

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troufaki13 1 week ago

I do a little dance on the inside whenever plans are cancelled! :D

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Monday 1 week ago

The only place where it's possible to poop in comfort

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Liam Walsh 1 week ago

Tradition - a poor reason to do something.

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HipDict isn’t the first platform compiling how we bend language to our liking. In the 00s, the crowdsourced dictionary format took off with Urban Dictionary, which, over its 20-year lifespan, has served as a repository for everything from slang definitions that have been presented to juries in a court of law, to incomprehensible inside jokes.

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Monday 1 week ago

Teacher "notice how the school bully went from misfortune to misfortune and eventually died a terrible death. The author did this to show that wicked deeds always catch up to you in the end. Author "Actually I just hated that character and her suffering made me happy".

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Rosie Hamilton 1 week ago

I have a few and only one I'd let have a kidney - that's how unpleasant some of my family are.

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Most of the entries on HipDict, in contrast, seem almost like a reversal of the dictionary format, where the humor is in the definitions: experiences we associate with mundane concepts.

And just like the platforms before it that let us show how we use our creative license with language, it functions mostly as a place for expressing opinions or observations in a recognizable format.

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Liam Walsh 1 week ago

Means I'm not fine but stop asking because you've annoyed me.

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Monday 1 week ago

Also "I've realized having this argument with you is pointless since you're too stupid to understand logic".

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Kaisu 1 week ago

Why did you censor it? Everyone knows behind there. We can also write it in the comments. Shit

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While it is styled like a dictionary in the broadest sense, you might end up covering your eyes and screaming if you look at it with any background in lexicography (that’s not a verb… starting a definition with ‘when’? Oh dear g-)

But that’s okay. If these entries make you laugh and want to submit your own, HipDict has done its job.

Keep scrolling for more of our picks!

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Ben Smith 1 week ago

100% accurate, lol

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Night Owl 1 week ago

I hate repeating myself

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Kaisu 1 week ago (edited)

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't find him attractive? He seems like a really nice and generous person, but I personally am not attracted to him

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Gonzalo Terán 1 week ago

Yep, totally.

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Kjorn 1 week ago

it's years since i experienced happiness

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My O My 1 week ago

Suprise for two

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Christie Wright 1 week ago

My friends and I use it and never get the anger part.

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Kjorn 1 week ago

like a fridge… look great from the outside but on the Inside it's empty

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Christie Wright 1 week ago

Omg so true.

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ƒιѕн 1 week ago

Sidewalks at the insane asylum.

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Foxxy 1 week ago

All the bloody time.

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Kaisu 1 week ago

Also saying "we should hang out soon!" but then never hanging out

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Rowlie 1 week ago

Does FUCK really need to be censored? It wasn't when it was posted originally?

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No you didn't 1 week ago

Or never.

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Ani 1 week ago

When you try to shake hands but the other person tries to hug you

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Bonnie Osborne 1 week ago

I hate that statement. If I look like shit or tired, why even say anything. It's clear one already knows. It's not helpful at all.

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Jon S. 1 week ago

It cannot buy happiness, but it can sure stop you from suffering several kinds of misery!

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Bridget 1 week ago

i plead guilty...

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Liam Walsh 1 week ago

US. UK - Maths.

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What's In Your Head? 1 week ago

Actually being polite gets confused with letting people walk all over you, these days. I am an extremely polite (old fashioned?) person, and people always mistake my actions (or lack of actions) for having no spine. -__-

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Gonzalo Terán 1 week ago

Specially when you receive a bunch of one liner texts instead of a long one...

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Dilly Millandry 1 week ago

Or tidy up and making all your things go missing.

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MsM 1 week ago

Hahaha! I never heard this one before... *makes a mental note to use it soon in conversation*

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Laura Roberts 1 week ago

Often said about the dishes. See also: Later

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Ani 1 week ago

I feel relieved

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Dre Mosley 1 week ago

Or reading.

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Liam Walsh 1 week ago

The onlooker sees most of the game.

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Bill 1 week ago

The cause and solution to life's problems. Homer Simpson

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ƒιѕн 1 week ago

I will comment on this one later....

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Jon S. 1 week ago

A neologism I hate, but a concept I have had to employ.

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Christie Wright 1 week ago

Doesn't irritate as much as it used to. I could get more pacific but I'm tired.

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ƒιѕн 1 week ago

Guilty....

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Bill 1 week ago

Both internships I didn't get a "paycheck" I got an educational stipend instead, which means tax free in the US

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MsM 1 week ago

Yes! Keepin my expectations low for years now...

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Desiré Yen 1 week ago

Huh, I don't get it? I never had that..

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MsM 1 week ago

I don't do that. Or wait... do I?

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Christie Wright 1 week ago

The age range I miss the most

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Kjorn 1 week ago

i Don't get it

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Dre Mosley 1 week ago

Most connectors have the USB logo on one side of the connector, that's how you know which way is the right way.

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Chris Jones 1 week ago

Or someone is watching you do something you are normally an expert in.

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Master Markus 1 week ago

No, that's philosophy!

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Bill 1 week ago

??? The only thing I did before exams was cram, cram, cfam

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Gonzalo Terán 1 week ago

Black hole for italian sauce.

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No you didn't 1 week ago

And cats are gods.

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Kaisu 1 week ago

University a nutshell

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Kjorn 1 week ago

Let it go…. Let it go...

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Kjorn 1 week ago

Mother: someone who Always tell you to go ask your father

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Miklós Nagy 1 week ago

Also used by people you know you should keep your distance from for the sake of your mental health.

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Maya Buckley 1 week ago

"I'm just around the corner" *puts on shoes*

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Christie Wright 1 week ago

Meetings at work. Who is that guy at the head of the table that keeps interrupting?

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Maya Buckley 1 week ago

Trying to remember the dream you had and then wondering if you even had a dream.

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Pryjmaty 1 week ago

The eggs we eat are unfertilized; therefore, it's not an animal.

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MsM 1 week ago

YASSSS!!!

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Monday 1 week ago

Common sense should be renamed to rare sense by the looks of it.

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Daria Z 1 week ago

Same goes for a cat.

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Jon S. 1 week ago

Ha ha ha! "Oh no."

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My O My 1 week ago

Second best. Nap with cat is the best

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Panda Kicki 1 week ago

I am not crying.. at all... :(

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Chris Jones 1 week ago

My best friend is so crap that thankfully they stopped driving! Did try to relearn after a gap of years but the world is a much safer place with them off the roads.

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Gosiulka Bloem 3 days ago

So relatable! Love it!

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