You can often find a lot of variety within a kid's toy collection. And I'm not just talking about old noisy cars and soft cuddly teddies.
This time, Bored Panda is focusing on the creepy ones. Those that parents hope their child will never notice or at least come across in the store because there's something disturbing about them. Like Bilbo Baggins who looks like an addict. Or bootleg dolls with anatomical deformities.
So continue scrolling to check out some of the funniest, strangest, and downright scariest toys ever made. I don't know what their creators were hoping for, but these abominations are probably responsible for one too many nightmares.
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My Wife Asked If I Wanted To See The Creepiest Doll In Her Collection. I Was Not Prepared
This is the creepiest doll in the whole history of doll collections! Definitely!
Somebody's Drugged The Waterhole
While I understand why people wouldn't like these atrocities in their home, shielding kids from scariness entirely isn't ideal too.
A survey of 1,003 UK parents by online bookseller The Book People found that 33% would steer clear of books for their children containing frightening characters. Asked about the fictional creations they found scariest as children, a fifth of parents cited the Wicked Witch of the West from L Frank Baum’s The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, with the Child Catcher from Ian Fleming’s Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang in second place. Third was the Big Bad Wolf, in his grandmother-swallowing Little Red Riding Hood incarnation, fourth the Grand High Witch from Roald Dahl’s The Witches, and fifth Cruella de Vil, from Dodie Smith’s The Hundred and One Dalmatians.
Broken Leg? No Worries, The Doctor Has A Gun
The gun is to MAKE the wound, so the doctor has something to treat.
none of that stuff is doctor or medical stuff, there's dental products and ducks and bowling pins too?
Those are therapy ducks. They go bowling after work.
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What every doctor needs bowling pins to knock you out and a desert eagle for those pesky unpaying visitors, then a nice bath with rubber ducks to clean up.
I am just as concerned about the bowling pins. Exactly what kind of doctor needs a gun, bowling pins AND rubber ducks. I am guessing this is actually supposed to represent a dentist, but my questions still stand.
They don't look like bowling balls since they don't have holes and are disproportionate. Not sure since the set is already weird.
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These are the training kits for those people you always see treating gangsters or mafia so they don't have to go to the ER. Young indoctrination.
It's to take off patellas and then you use the glue gun to stick them back on, my first mafia doctors kit
There is an Asian 'paranormal' TV series about a school nurse who can see creatures, connections and objects that others can't. These things can be positive, neutral or evil. She uses magical object to deal with them. One of the objects is a pellet gun with different colors of pellets. She shoots magically enhance pellets at the evil things to protect the children. This 'toy' set might be referencing that.
Nowadays, with the assaults on staff in New Zealand hospitals, it would be useful.
doctor:*saves patients life* *card declines* the doctor:
Yes I just need to provide the patient in the next room with his lethal injection, be back in two taps of a trigger!!
If ya can't fix 'em, just put 'em down. I also see there are bowling pins too....how do you use those in medicine?
I’m kidding lol I laughed at this post this is great good job
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Mommy when I grow up, I want to be a Doctor so I can get a cool gun..
China claims to have had about 4.5 thousand people die from Covid. Now we know why
And a stun gun, plus a bowling ball and pins. And a toothbrush, toothpaste, a giant tooth, and soap ducks, and a dental mirror. Nothing at all for a regular doctor except maybe the glasses. What a joke.
The only cute thing in this pack is the tooth. But, ahem, errrr, what are those beads for? And the little 'safe' shaped bowling pin bottles? Eh?
115 grains of led can stop you from dying from just about any medical condition.
A local pharmacy here in the Sunshine State just started selling guns and all the accouterments. Can't get your drugs, buy a gun and shoot the place up.
As a doctor who makes house calls I never know when a pretty pink gun just might be handy!! I swear I am going to buy this and take it with me!!! I 😂😂😂😂😂
The only one that seems to know what's going on here is the winking tooth in the middle
I mean, if you get shot in the arm or something your broken leg won’t seem as bad
Several things about this kit concern me. The "pills" - for a 3-year-old??? Or are those bullets? Also what do bowling pins and ducks have to do with this. Let alone the guns.
That's to light his cigar or a conversation starter if clients don't want to hear of quitting. 🧐
So much going on here, lol! I like how the little stethoscope drawing in the upper right corner looks like a horseshoe. Yeah, good luck with that, kiddo.
(For US Pandas): Aspen Dental would really really like you to sign up for their extended treatment plan
your credit card decline for your birth treatment sooo.............
So I Bought An Already Creepy Looking Garfield Toy, But Then It Showed Up Vacuum Sealed, And Oh My God
They Couldn't Find A Better Place To Blow Up This Toy
But psychologist Emma Kenny told The Guardian that fear is a natural response. "When you are reading a scary story to a child, or they’re reading to themselves, the child has got a level of control – they can put it down, or ask you to stop. And the story can raise a discussion, in which they can explore and explain the way they feel about a situation."
Being frightened by a book, according to the psychologist, "helps forge resilience."
"The world can be a scary place – children will get into situations where they're told off by teachers, or fall out with friends. Knowing how to confront fear is a good thing."
Meanwhile In Australia
It was a sculpture made by John C*x for the Currumbin Wildlife Hospital Foundation in Currumbin QLD, Australia. There were 21 different ones they auctioned off for the charity in 2016, including this one and a Sailor Moon one. If you search "Animals with Attitude Sculpture Trails" you can see more of them.
So I Was In The Toy Store And Saw This
Okay WTF I thought those were real babies for 2 seconds straight
Evil Looking Teddy Bear I Found In The Children's Section
The good thing is that many of us know that. At least intuitively. The Book People’s survey also discovered that while a third of parents avoided books with scary characters, 78% said that baddies helped children "differentiate between good and evil", 53% that they helped children "learn to cope with difficult situations", and 48% that they help conquer fears.
"Children are often being wrapped up in cotton wool," Kenny added. "Risk and fear are something we need in childhood. We know that people who take risks, in the long term, do better than those who don’t … And how can you feel safe and secure until you know what it’s like to be afraid? Anything that gives you a wide range of emotions in a safe and controlled environment is great."
The Impossible Beauty Standards Of Chinese Dolls
Pikachu? I Haven't Heard That Name In Years
Yes, This Will Help My Child Learn About Proper Dental Care. Not Terrify Them
This Rather Disturbing Ball Launcher Toy
Some of the most common childhood fears are:
- Being alone;
- The dark;
- Dogs or other big animals;
- Bugs;
- Heights;
- Getting shots or going to the doctor;
- Unfamiliar or loud noises;
- Imaginary monsters — the “thing” under the bed, etc.
Another Fantastic Toy
I Choose You, Chikapu
Rubber Duckies That Float Upside Down
A Ride-On Toy For Kids
But again, "Being afraid sometimes is a normal, healthy part of growing up," says Elianna Platt, MA, LMSW, a licensed social worker. And, while kids do unfortunately sometimes face things that are truly frightening, most childhood fears don't represent an actual threat — the "monster" in the closet is just an old coat you’ve been meaning to donate — which means they actually present an ideal chance for kids to work on their self-regulation skills. But for that to happen, parents have to address their own anxiety first.
Bear Anatomy Toy
It Was Time For Thomas To Leave, He Had Seen Everything
Blob Fish And Yoda Has Something Going Apparently
McDonald's Happy Meal Toy
"We want to give kids the chance to practice getting through difficult situations," Platt adds, "but for a lot of parents, that’s easier said than done."
When you see your child in distress the natural response is to want to make it better, especially if the fix seems easy. But even though jumping in might help your child be less afraid in the moment, in the long run, it can actually make it more difficult for them to learn how to calm themselves down. "If kids get the message that mom or dad will always be there to do the comforting, there isn’t much incentive, or opportunity, to learn how to do it themselves."
So if they, for example, stumble across a spooky toy, try to allow them to make sense of it on their own.
They Should Have Thought About This Kinder Egg Toy A Little Longer
Why ? KKK is an American thing and they can't buy the Kinder surprise anyways
Chinese LEGO Never Disappoint
tbf, that'd be a good set to make a stop motion parody movie with. Do they do a tiny putin one?
I Was In My Local Pet Store Looking For A New Dog Toy, Errm What?
All I can say is I hope my missus is getting royalties for the modelling work.
My Pug Grow-In-Water-Toy That Was Only Half In The Water
Once you know that you're child is afraid of someone, let them know you're taking the situation seriously. "When a kid says something’s scary, there's a pretty good chance that we as adults don’t think it’s scary," Rachel Busman, PsyD, a clinical psychologist at the Child Mind Institute, explained. "But we always want to start by validating their feelings."
For example, instead of "Oh come on, that wasn't scary!" or "What is there to be afraid of?" try something like, "Wow, it sounds like you were scared!" or, "I know a lot of kids worry about that."
So I Found This Monkey In The Attic
I Found This At A Toy Store In Portland
Lord Of The Rings Toy (Bilbo Baggins) Looks Like An Addict
This Toy Ambulance Says "Meat" On It
Slang for ambulance is "Meat Wagon" so technically, it's accurate.
Once you've offered reassurance it's important to move on quickly. "We don’t want to dwell on offering comfort around the scary thing, because even that can become reinforcing and take on a life of its own," Dr. Busman said. Rather, start talking about how you’ll work together to help him start feeling braver and get to the point where he’s able to manage the fear by himself.
Vintage Clown Toys
The one behind looks like he's seen a nice bit of ass, but not the corporate email about sexual harassment in the workplace
This Old Toothbrush With Bristles At The End Of The Barrel Of A Toy Gun - The Trigger Even Clicks When Pulled
He Looks Like He Just Saw A Ghost
My Family And I Use This Gollum Toy To Hold The Money When We Play Cards
But not fears are the same. "[The ones] that don’t interfere with a child's life don't always need getting over," Dr. Busman said.
So if your little one doesn’t like scary movies, for instance, that's fine. It may actually be a testament to his self-advocacy skills, Dr. Busman noted. "Deciding, ‘I don’t like these, I’m not going to watch’ is your child standing up for his needs and saying, 'This is my limit.'"
Which, I guess, kids said about most of these toys.
My Boss Asked Me If I Could Make His Kids A Plush Toy. I Hope He Realizes That I Can Only Make Creepy Ones
TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Trolls
This Yoda Toy Kinda Looks Like Bill Cosby
Found This At A Toy Store
"They'd been talking about it for weeks but... but I didn't take them seriously!"
Defective Pikachonk
There's A Nightmare In My Boot
These Ride-A-Long Toys In A Mall
Thomas Has Seen Better Days
A Dollar Store Easter Toy That Shoots Foam Balls. But It's Not His Mouth, And It's Not His Nose
This Creepy LEGO Face I Found While Sorting Out A Box Of Toys
Lesa Sompsan
The New Amiibo Look Cool
Christmas Carol Dolls, Made To Look Like They're Singing
Batman From Infinity War
This Quite Terrifying Dobby Toy I Came Across In The Range, UK
Wanna Buy Some Babies In Jars?
This "Soda" Dog Toy That Looks Like Poop In A Cup
"Hi... I'm Max and if you pour some vodka in here we can be best fwends forever"
Goku’s Ugly Twin
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I saved this photo few years back. The amazing Clamberman. clamberman...247343.jpg 
What if China's entire mission is to completely destroy the minds of our children by creating knock-off monstrosities?
Honestly people, Most of these are no worse that Disney creations. Just because YOU are used to seeing Disney tacky stuff doesn't make it any better :-(
I saved this photo few years back. The amazing Clamberman. clamberman...247343.jpg
What if China's entire mission is to completely destroy the minds of our children by creating knock-off monstrosities?
Honestly people, Most of these are no worse that Disney creations. Just because YOU are used to seeing Disney tacky stuff doesn't make it any better :-(
