You can often find a lot of variety within a kid's toy collection. And I'm not just talking about old noisy cars and soft cuddly teddies.

This time, Bored Panda is focusing on the creepy ones. Those that parents hope their child will never notice or at least come across in the store because there's something disturbing about them. Like Bilbo Baggins who looks like an addict. Or bootleg dolls with anatomical deformities.

So continue scrolling to check out some of the funniest, strangest, and downright scariest toys ever made. I don't know what their creators were hoping for, but these abominations are probably responsible for one too many nightmares.

#1

My Wife Asked If I Wanted To See The Creepiest Doll In Her Collection. I Was Not Prepared

My Wife Asked If I Wanted To See The Creepiest Doll In Her Collection. I Was Not Prepared

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Bardhi's Dad
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8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the creepiest doll in the whole history of doll collections! Definitely!

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While I understand why people wouldn't like these atrocities in their home, shielding kids from scariness entirely isn't ideal too.

A survey of 1,003 UK parents by online bookseller The Book People found that 33% would steer clear of books for their children containing frightening characters. Asked about the fictional creations they found scariest as children, a fifth of parents cited the Wicked Witch of the West from L Frank Baum’s The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, with the Child Catcher from Ian Fleming’s Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang in second place. Third was the Big Bad Wolf, in his grandmother-swallowing Little Red Riding Hood incarnation, fourth the Grand High Witch from Roald Dahl’s The Witches, and fifth Cruella de Vil, from Dodie Smith’s The Hundred and One Dalmatians.

#3

Broken Leg? No Worries, The Doctor Has A Gun

Broken Leg? No Worries, The Doctor Has A Gun

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Caro Caro
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you can't pay the medical bill ....

Mohsie Supposie
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The gun is to MAKE the wound, so the doctor has something to treat.

Molly Whuppie
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

none of that stuff is doctor or medical stuff, there's dental products and ducks and bowling pins too?

Melissa Rodriguez
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are therapy ducks. They go bowling after work.

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Xerastraza Lecrutia
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What every doctor needs bowling pins to knock you out and a desert eagle for those pesky unpaying visitors, then a nice bath with rubber ducks to clean up.

Q B F T
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems about right for America

SCP 504
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hospital Sim: Battle Royale Edition

Buren
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When all else fail...

S. Tor Storm
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if a patient wants to get a shot

Vorknkx
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering the "play a game" message on the left side, I am starting to suspect this doctor might be a serial killer with a penchant for elaborate traps ;)

GoddessOdd
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am just as concerned about the bowling pins. Exactly what kind of doctor needs a gun, bowling pins AND rubber ducks. I am guessing this is actually supposed to represent a dentist, but my questions still stand.

debrina blackmoon
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They don't look like bowling balls since they don't have holes and are disproportionate. Not sure since the set is already weird.

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Meridith
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and I just bought a new ray gun from the future..

Phantom Lion
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bro that doctor is out for blood🤣

Redheaded1
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the training kits for those people you always see treating gangsters or mafia so they don't have to go to the ER. Young indoctrination.

Fraxinus excelsior
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's to take off patellas and then you use the glue gun to stick them back on, my first mafia doctors kit

Aélia Potter
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t think this is what we mean with « inclusive toys »…

Terry Waters
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What game are they supposed to be playing? Russian Roulette?

Vernice Aure
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is an Asian 'paranormal' TV series about a school nurse who can see creatures, connections and objects that others can't. These things can be positive, neutral or evil. She uses magical object to deal with them. One of the objects is a pellet gun with different colors of pellets. She shoots magically enhance pellets at the evil things to protect the children. This 'toy' set might be referencing that.

Azure Adams
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 guns. Really get the job done

Mokayokok
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that butt plugs at the top?

Rale
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

USA healthcare in a nutshell.

Id row
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ages 3 and up? Look at all those choking hazards.

Munchkin
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AAAAAAHHHHHHH IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR CARD DECLINES

Zophra
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is one of those sadly funny things.

Archaelus Joaquim Dugenia
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

play a game of bring your kid to the gun docter

Hawks
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Don’t worry, it feels just like a mosquito bite!”

Sheila Swanepoel
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nowadays, with the assaults on staff in New Zealand hospitals, it would be useful.

Cindy Jordan
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing it says it's a game

Ilene Dover
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Designed to put you down like a horse with a broken leg.

Paul Drake
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Attention caught by huge grey saucy-looking tooth.

Bruce Ferrier
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5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They also have a giant tooth in the kit for no reason

mle4nch0ly m0rg4n (they/them)
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6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

doctor:*saves patients life* *card declines* the doctor:

Julianne Robichaud
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6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the most American thing in history

Myriam Ickx
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6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This Doctor set has everything EXCEPT medical material.

Betta Fish
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6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry, we'll make it fast...

Godzilla
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

to put them out of there misery

Mary Peace
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7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(sob) Life isn't worth living, and I can't afford to live! (sob)

Gage Geisel
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes I just need to provide the patient in the next room with his lethal injection, be back in two taps of a trigger!!

Thomas Turnbull
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lots of items that can choke a young child

Tho Nguyen
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least the gun is pretty.

Griselle Lugo
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, doctor has TWO guns!

Lokee
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quack quack... You have a crack

Mary Dellenbusch
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No wonder the kids are so f***** up these days.

MAKtheknife
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If ya can't fix 'em, just put 'em down. I also see there are bowling pins too....how do you use those in medicine?

Beverly Glover
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The doctor also has bowling pins and rubber duckies.

Mud spider
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is a dentist you blind ass old man…

Mud spider
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m kidding lol I laughed at this post this is great good job

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Leanne Hailes
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is one messed up set of toys 😕 🤔 Merica 🤔 very sad.

Alessa Gillespie
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Duckies and bowling pins? Ah yes, medical essentials indeed

CATMONSTER2018
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, your leg hurts? Try this!!! "Bam"

Jo Davies
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What does the doctor do with the bowling pins and ducks?

Lisa Shaw
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8 months ago

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Friend Kelli
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And bowling pins, what kind of clinic is this?

Marigen Beltran
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of a Larson cartoon about a horse hospital/

Alicia Wolfe
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mommy when I grow up, I want to be a Doctor so I can get a cool gun..

Irish Lad
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And bowling pins to knock the patient out!

Steve Fischer
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how we treat a broken leg

Dirk Daring
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take two bowling pins, and call me in the morning.

Trillian
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8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh c'mon people that one obviously shoots vaccination darts!!! Edit: Wait, are there TWO guns?

Sue Hazlewood
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ubiquitous pink for girls. Sheesh

Betsy Novack
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They shoot horses, don't they?

Nicky
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the funniest thing ever!!!!

Kathryn
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And bowling pins and what appears to be… a glue gun? And plastic ducks. What disorder is this for?!

April W
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many choking hazards

SeidWolf
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clinic's gotta be in a rough neighborhood

Delano Mighty
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure this set wasn't designed by Jigsaw? "Let's play a game..."

grey galah
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

China claims to have had about 4.5 thousand people die from Covid. Now we know why

Erin S
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely no choking hazards there.

A
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most of this 'doctor' set is questionable! 2 guns, bowling pins, ducks. What kind of doctor is this?!

Nikole
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"They Shoot Horses, Don't They?"

Suze Allyn
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8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And a stun gun, plus a bowling ball and pins. And a toothbrush, toothpaste, a giant tooth, and soap ducks, and a dental mirror. Nothing at all for a regular doctor except maybe the glasses. What a joke.

Molly Block
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only cute thing in this pack is the tooth. But, ahem, errrr, what are those beads for? And the little 'safe' shaped bowling pin bottles? Eh?

Penny Harrison
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or if your patient is a sore loser at bowling.

Robert Hernandez
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry but your Blue Cross doesn't seem to cover this sooo...

BLACKMAJIC
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why the doctor got a gun is it for girls and boy or what??

MisterE
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ducks? Bowling pins? Glue gun? Gun? Wth....

Guy Incognito
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

115 grains of led can stop you from dying from just about any medical condition.

HK Hoel
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do I highkey want this... cute pink toy gun... it's cool

Hollysmom
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bowling pins, ducks, pink "marbles", and a tooth??????

ohjojo (me/mine)
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

, Um, where do the bowling pins go?

ohjojo (me/mine)
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it's for the Vet? I mean that's a pretty big tooth

HarriMissesScotland
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A local pharmacy here in the Sunshine State just started selling guns and all the accouterments. Can't get your drugs, buy a gun and shoot the place up.

Boo
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Play a game...with your life!

Shelly Reed
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a doctor who makes house calls I never know when a pretty pink gun just might be handy!! I swear I am going to buy this and take it with me!!! I 😂😂😂😂😂

Gaspode the Wonder Dog
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only one that seems to know what's going on here is the winking tooth in the middle

James Richter
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s what they do to horses when they break their leg

Kayjee
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For when your insurance don't cover the bill

Shay
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And some bowling pins!

Bad Mole
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes it's easier to just put them down.

Ducky Oboe
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's play a game...

socially inept idiot
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, if you get shot in the arm or something your broken leg won’t seem as bad

Rayne
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh this? It's just my medical gun. Now you gonna pay your bill or not?"

Ellen Light
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Several things about this kit concern me. The "pills" - for a 3-year-old??? Or are those bullets? Also what do bowling pins and ducks have to do with this. Let alone the guns.

Jo Choto
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For when the doctor has to put you out of your misery?

Shane S
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Put you out of your misery.

D
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The hot glue or the bullet.... such an American choice

Yvonne Blau
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would buy it just for the happy little tooth

Nikki Sevven
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bowling pins too, for some unknown reason.

Sofie
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids do get to pick something from a box at the dentist, that I'm used to. Maybe this is like that? If you're a good patient you get to pick a small gift but your choices are limited to bowling pins or a gun 😅 The only way I can make sense of this.

Davo gifman
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't even want to know what the little bowling pins are for. 😳🥴

Pascale Pierloot
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's to light his cigar or a conversation starter if clients don't want to hear of quitting. 🧐

otplus
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so the doctor collecs teeth, well perhaps we sould pay attention a what type of game it is refering

AnxietyRiddenMom
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When they're playing Dr Kevorkian...

Tiny Dancer
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So much going on here, lol! I like how the little stethoscope drawing in the upper right corner looks like a horseshoe. Yeah, good luck with that, kiddo.

sofacushionfort
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(For US Pandas): Aspen Dental would really really like you to sign up for their extended treatment plan