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The coronavirus continues to spread and has infected more than 26 million people all over the world. It’s no laughing matter and sometimes it’s tough to see the silver lining in life. But finding some humor in this thoroughly miserable state of affairs and poking fun at 2020 helps keep our spirits up.

That’s why Bored Panda brings you the newest edition of coronavirus jokes that people are sharing online. Upvote your favorite corona jokes, let us know which ones you liked the most and why, and make sure to check out our latest lists here, here, as well as here.

And remember, dear Pandas—even Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson reminds us all to wear our masks. We gotta do what The Rock says, there’s no two ways about it. I mean, imagine saying ‘no’ to The Rock! Meanwhile, comedian and comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that she believes humor today is far more pessimistic and darker than at the start of the year because the pandemic's much more serious than most of us first thought. "But on the upside, there’s also a shared sense of camaraderie and getting through tough times together." Scroll down for the rest of the interview.

Just like many of us, Ariane limits the amount of time she spends absorbing corona-related news nowadays. "I get my news in bite-sized chunks from Twitter. I read the news articles they recommend but I never watch the television news as I find that a lot more emotive and distressing than written news," she said. It's good for our emotional health to limit how much time we spend thinking about the coronavirus each day.

According to Ariane, there are some things waiting for us in the near future that could be cause for renewed hope and optimism. "The news that a vaccine is just around the corner is cause for optimism, but whether most people will be willing to take it or not is another matter. Hopefully, the pandemic will be over entirely by this time next year," she said.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd do what they tell me every one should see how a person dies from this it is a horror!

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Previously, Bored Panda spoke about staying optimistic and hopeful in these trying times with psychologist, priest, and published author Dr. Fraser Watts. According to him, optimism is a matter or prediction while hope is a matter of attitude.

"In the present situation, I don't think there are any good grounds for optimism, and to be optimistic would be a retreat into a fantasy world. However, even in present circumstances, it is possible and really helpful to maintain a positive, hopeful attitude,” he said.

Dr. Watts explained that staying hopeful about the future requires practice and cultivating a positive mindset. “It is useful to be clear that hope does not depend on believing that everything is going to be fine. It is more an act of will."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, Neil, but we do have mucus and nostril hairs which help keep out or fight some bacteria and viruses, and we have eyelids to protect our vulnerable fluid orbs, so yes, nature does try to grow its own masks, but those with higher order of intelligence use their evolved brains to invent tools to speed things along. Use yours.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A respirator to get air into your lungs is also unnatural. Guess you'll just have to die.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My feet have evolved to wear nikes. Also please use your masks and stay strong 👍

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So according to Neil, the virus is part of evolution. I wonder if it will eliminate him?

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Masks are not necessary for our survival as a species, but they are absolutely necessary for the survival of many individuals. The world's population is high enough that the human species would probably survive even with a loss exceeding a billion lives, but anyone who thinks that that makes it okay to cause any number of individuals to die is a truly bad person.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

neil do you wear clothes? do you take medicine? do you drive a car? do you ride in an airplane? do you have a phone? do you eat packaged food? do yoU HAVE TWITTER?!? dammit neil

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NeilClark66 is the guy who will also rant about the lack of coronatests and that he has a right to be tested.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think he does. I think he gets the woman to do the cooking. ...and the shopping and storing correctly, and the cleaning. ...probably the ironing and laundry as well.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What? We haven't "evolved" to not need medication, seat belts, etc. Many of us HAVE evolved enough, however, to make rational decisions. And doubt politicians all you want--but what about scientists?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If wearing condoms was necessary... nah, I already somehow feel this guy doesn't wear a condom and that my friends will be the end of the world - when these people procreate like bunnies.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i guess that neil rejects everything ¨unnatural¨. if human beings as a whole rejected everything ¨unnatural¨ we'd all be homeless, naked, and eating raw food. in fact, our greatest tool for survival is the product of billions of years of evolution, which enabled our species to change the planet-for better or for worse. without this tool, we would have died out long ago, because we are relatively vulnerable compared to other species ( e.g, no natural weapons, no hunting skills). then again, if everyone shares neil´s view on masks, the human population might be halved or worse. wear a mask.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By that logic you should sit naked in a snowdrift catching and eating sparrows and frozen mice all winter.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More importantly. Neil, do you use car/phone/computer? Neil, do you live inside the house?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Neil are you a c**k-end? Also, way to blur his name out on his own tweet, but not on the person replying to him.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Neil do you have anything that goes under the category of 'basic human needs'?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You sound like an ignorant dumbass, you know ... a Trump supporter.

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Katie Lutesinger
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Neil, did you wear braces when you were a kid? What about reading glasses?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can someone that has said this crap have the blue tick sign? Wasn't it supposted to be shown only in the person/organization tells real news and not fake news?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHERE THE HELL IS MY SHOE AND WHEEL FEET..NOT TO MENTION MY EXTRA HAIRY BODY TO ACT AS CLOTHING LOL LOL

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not natural to wear clothing or eating anything but raw meat and nuts and berrys Neil

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he believes in evolution.....shame his brain hasn't evolved.....

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If houses were necessary for our survival as species we would have evolved a shell by now, or a tv, or spoons... Stupid argument. If that is the cleverest you can find to be a moron, says a lot about you

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They blurred out the username but forgot to on the reply

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Neil, do you have a brain? Neil, if you ever have surgery, tell them to forego the anesthesia because if your body needed anesthesia it would be able to produce it on its own.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did anyone else find it kinda funny that the original poster had his name partially blurred out for privacy. But on the reply the full name appears.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love Darwinism especially when the Darwinism keeps perpetuating itself. the human genome can only improve

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Speaking of survival of the species, perhaps COVID is Nature's way of weeding out the dumb ones.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, Neil? If you really believe that then shame on you.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's hope by years end the man does not have to order an orange soda additionally.

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Meanwhile, the question of whether or not anyone should be making jokes about the coronavirus is on some people’s minds. Earlier, Know Your Meme’s Senior Editor Matt Schimkowitz told Bored Panda we need to evaluate each joke on a case-by-case basis.

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“There are plenty of great coronavirus memes and plenty of bad ones. I think when it comes to a situation like that, one that affects everyone on a global scale, it's kind of fair game. Of course, there's a line, I think, when you start mocking other people's experiences with the virus,” he explained.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes and then they’ll blame you if you get bitten by them. Jerks.

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The meme expert added that some people will always be offended by some jokes and it’s impossible to fully reconcile them with the people who make jokes. “It's possible to make jokes about sensitive topics, but you have to listen to your audience in order to get there.”

Schimkowitz isn’t too fired up about the rest of the year. “Sorry to say, it's not looking good. We're currently in the middle of a global pandemic, so I think for many people it's probably going to continue being pretty painful. Oh, and there's a US election coming up, which are usually calm, orderly events with no problems, partisanship, or societal ruptures. Sorry to be a bummer!”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some things are so awful you have to choose whether to laugh or cry. Either way, do it behind your mask.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your luggage is too heavy for the plane. For an additional charge, it will be light enough to travel.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 2020 calendar was "A F*cking Calendar". September's month is "Holy Sh!t Balls" and it has random quips such as "F*cking Pumpkin Everything" on random days. Along with the middle finger stickers, and some that say "Suck it Up" I feel it was spot on for what this year brought us!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, gravitationalism. Serious illness. #spreadawareness #thoughtsandprayers

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear if this virus was visible to the naked eye people would stay the f**k home. I mean, some people had trouble accepting germ theory in the first place. "What do you mean there are tiny creatures making me sick? Everyone knows illness comes from bad smells."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was just about to push the door open to a shop and in the reflection behind me I saw a man wearing a mask. First thought "oh bugger" - about turn!

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s how I felt when I heard “must be free”, when a product wouldn’t scan or had no price tag.

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