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The coronavirus continues to spread and has infected more than 26 million people all over the world. It’s no laughing matter and sometimes it’s tough to see the silver lining in life. But finding some humor in this thoroughly miserable state of affairs and poking fun at 2020 helps keep our spirits up.

That’s why Bored Panda brings you the newest edition of coronavirus jokes that people are sharing online. Upvote your favorite corona jokes, let us know which ones you liked the most and why, and make sure to check out our latest lists here, here, as well as here.

And remember, dear Pandas—even Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson reminds us all to wear our masks. We gotta do what The Rock says, there’s no two ways about it. I mean, imagine saying ‘no’ to The Rock! Meanwhile, comedian and comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that she believes humor today is far more pessimistic and darker than at the start of the year because the pandemic's much more serious than most of us first thought. "But on the upside, there’s also a shared sense of camaraderie and getting through tough times together." Scroll down for the rest of the interview.

Just like many of us, Ariane limits the amount of time she spends absorbing corona-related news nowadays. "I get my news in bite-sized chunks from Twitter. I read the news articles they recommend but I never watch the television news as I find that a lot more emotive and distressing than written news," she said. It's good for our emotional health to limit how much time we spend thinking about the coronavirus each day.

According to Ariane, there are some things waiting for us in the near future that could be cause for renewed hope and optimism. "The news that a vaccine is just around the corner is cause for optimism, but whether most people will be willing to take it or not is another matter. Hopefully, the pandemic will be over entirely by this time next year," she said.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd do what they tell me every one should see how a person dies from this it is a horror!

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Previously, Bored Panda spoke about staying optimistic and hopeful in these trying times with psychologist, priest, and published author Dr. Fraser Watts. According to him, optimism is a matter or prediction while hope is a matter of attitude.

"In the present situation, I don't think there are any good grounds for optimism, and to be optimistic would be a retreat into a fantasy world. However, even in present circumstances, it is possible and really helpful to maintain a positive, hopeful attitude,” he said.

Dr. Watts explained that staying hopeful about the future requires practice and cultivating a positive mindset. “It is useful to be clear that hope does not depend on believing that everything is going to be fine. It is more an act of will."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's hope by years end the man does not have to order an orange soda additionally.

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Meanwhile, the question of whether or not anyone should be making jokes about the coronavirus is on some people’s minds. Earlier, Know Your Meme’s Senior Editor Matt Schimkowitz told Bored Panda we need to evaluate each joke on a case-by-case basis.

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“There are plenty of great coronavirus memes and plenty of bad ones. I think when it comes to a situation like that, one that affects everyone on a global scale, it's kind of fair game. Of course, there's a line, I think, when you start mocking other people's experiences with the virus,” he explained.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes and then they’ll blame you if you get bitten by them. Jerks.

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The meme expert added that some people will always be offended by some jokes and it’s impossible to fully reconcile them with the people who make jokes. “It's possible to make jokes about sensitive topics, but you have to listen to your audience in order to get there.”

Schimkowitz isn’t too fired up about the rest of the year. “Sorry to say, it's not looking good. We're currently in the middle of a global pandemic, so I think for many people it's probably going to continue being pretty painful. Oh, and there's a US election coming up, which are usually calm, orderly events with no problems, partisanship, or societal ruptures. Sorry to be a bummer!”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some things are so awful you have to choose whether to laugh or cry. Either way, do it behind your mask.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This year was the first year that I haven't heard a single person complain about having the flu, a cold or even a sniffle. Either the social distancing/mask works, or people are to scared to be put into isolation for suspected COVID.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Other countries like Japan. When their citizens are sick they choose to wear a mask so others don't get sick. I think that's kind and considerate. Especially during a pandemic everyone should be kind and considerate. Life is different for a short time. Gretel S is a sociopath. Pay that thing no mind

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What the hell? Did you just call a random person on the internet a sociopath? Just because you don't agree with someone's views doesn't mean they are a sociopath. Your views aren't the norm, there is no such thing. I'm surprised you didn't call her a nazi.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or at least start wearning masks when having a respiratory illness.

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abby smink
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, we literally have to do that at my job. Wear a mask or get the flu shot, during flu season.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, gee, and while you're at it, why don't we just continue to put out hand sanitizer stations everywhere, and add regular cleaning of shared work and transit surfaces on that list!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good idea, always wear masks. Will reduce all sorts of viruses. Or install a norman antivirus.

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Marina
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

right before the virus first hit my country, people knew about it ravaging china but were very judgy of those wearing masks in my country and called them paranoid and so on. i was wearing one because i was ill with the flu but needed to go to uni, and I wanted to protect people around me. the looks I kept receiving were nasty... soon after that i had to wear one because i had a septum intervention and my nose was very sensitive to cold, but I felt too uncomfortable to wear a mask outside because I felt like people could attack me verbally for doing so. covidiots are a rare breed of humans...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for being a good person who strives to protect those around them!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just imagine that when somebody has a cold, he would wear a mask instead of coughing into my neck in the bus. <3

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm quite happy to wear a mask every time I go out, they're particularly good at hiding my ugly a*s face!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son and I wore masks due to colds during winter 2019-2020....

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Happily some of the research being done may be applied for a permanent flu vaccine in the future

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the flu kills lots of grannies ... then "Yes". Next dumb question?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have lost the article with the numbers, but in Australia our deaths from flu are waaaay down. Because covid protection behaviour works on flu. ( The southern states are just barely into spring, - the northern states are just hot all the time )

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

exactly. One of the only good things about taking precautions vs Covid is that they work on flu as well

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure we could find a myriad of reasons (excuses) to wear masks. Just like we could decide to wear bicycle helmets in many other situations.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yet we don't. If i went around wearing a mask a year ago, people would look me weird, i would attract more attention than I'd like (I like zero) so I didn't, even though the reasons existed already. As for helmets, that's not a good example. Deodorant is a better (tho non health related) example and I'm glad most of us do use them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's been noted that the flu season #'s were not as high this year as in previous years, so something worked to change that!

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Ashley Richard
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thing is, my parents don't do vaccines so i don't get vaccines-

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Mildred Thompson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you have ever had the flu, You will GET the FLU SHOT every year when it comes out! I had the Hong Kong Flu in 1969; EVERY YEAR I'm the 1st in line to get the shot - so THANKFYL!

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James Oppenheimer-Crawford
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually a lot of people already are masking to protect themselves against other pathogens in general. The Flu? Yes, please! I will mask!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've got to the point where the Darwinism being allowed to proliferate is the ONLY way to clean up the gene pool

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, in Japan, they wear masks regularly, no one dead from the masks yet. Hmmmm. Protecting each other is customary there. Why not here also?

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At this rate there are not going to be 94000 left to die of the flu.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a good point. For several years in North America I have seen Asians wearing masks without a pandemic or flue season. Thought it was strange at first but now I see the logic.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But both are illnesses that are spread through the air, attack the breathways (among other things) and can kill people. So, as long as one thinks that avoiding needless death is something valuable, wearing a mask during flu season would be the proper reaction. Even if Corona vanished from the Earth tomorrow.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been wanting for our society to have masks as standard for years. Obviously I hate covid, but finally we are wearing masks!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your luggage is too heavy for the plane. For an additional charge, it will be light enough to travel.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 2020 calendar was "A F*cking Calendar". September's month is "Holy Sh!t Balls" and it has random quips such as "F*cking Pumpkin Everything" on random days. Along with the middle finger stickers, and some that say "Suck it Up" I feel it was spot on for what this year brought us!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, gravitationalism. Serious illness. #spreadawareness #thoughtsandprayers

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear if this virus was visible to the naked eye people would stay the f**k home. I mean, some people had trouble accepting germ theory in the first place. "What do you mean there are tiny creatures making me sick? Everyone knows illness comes from bad smells."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was just about to push the door open to a shop and in the reflection behind me I saw a man wearing a mask. First thought "oh bugger" - about turn!

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s how I felt when I heard “must be free”, when a product wouldn’t scan or had no price tag.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The reasons may differ, the stupidity is the same. But it must feel good to know that thoughts and prayers are very effective against Corona.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

-Police officer: How high are you? -Me:No, it's "Hi,how are you?".

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I now go to BP for my current affairs. The news is flipping morose

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

also!! even if you dispose of them properly, it's important to cut the straps off. that way animals won't get tangled up EgkcspSVkAAbsM_.jpg EgkcspSVkAAbsM_.jpg

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when I was 4 I had to wear a mask everyday if I wanted to see people because I was going through chemo so if a 4 year old can do it almost everyday then I think a grown a*s woman can doit for 20 minutes

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sooo true!! But we don't claim to be the most amazing country on earth so there's that.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shut up. I am still going on vacation next week and you will not stop me. Although, I am driving rather than flying, renting a house rather staying in a hotel, avoiding crowds and staying close to said house as much as possible. BUT AT LEAST I WILL HAVE SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO LOOK AT EVERYDAY AND I WON'T BE WORKING.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There should be a schedule. A third of the students in the morning, a third in the afternoon and a third in the evening with the teacher taking shifts and breaks to sanitize in between

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But...aren't anti-maskers Nickelback's prime audience?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

H1N1 had 60 million infections but only 12,469 deaths. Big difference with COVID at 26 million cases and 868,034 deaths (as of Sept 3 2020)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see mask litter everywhere, it’s so sad. Don’t be a scumbag, take your trash home with you!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what the rabies vaccine looked and felt like for that little boy who lived?

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