#21

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

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Kookie Clown4ever 1 year ago

But but.. you can't be THAT dumb!

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#22

LAWYER: Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?
WITNESS: The victim lived.

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Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

Damn you, victim

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#23

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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Laura Ford-Everett 1 year ago

top ten fave answer

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#24

LAWYER: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
WITNESS: Yes.
LAWYER: And these stairs, did they go up also?

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Zori the degu 1 year ago

No, my God, no, you can't be that dumb!

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#25

LAWYER: Are you married?
WITNESS: No, I'm divorced.
LAWYER: And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
WITNESS: A lot of things I didn't know about.

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LizzyM 1 year ago

They usually do

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#26

LAWYER: What is your brother-in-law's name?
WITNESS: Borofkin.
LAWYER: What's his first name?
WITNESS: I can't remember.
LAWYER: He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?
WITNESS: No. I tell you, I'm too excited. (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!

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TC 1 year ago

Hahahahaha. Nerves... I can imagine...

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#27

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.

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TC 1 year ago

Ummmm....

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#28

LAWYER: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

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Vlad Horobet 1 year ago

That's a pretty TIGHT question. I wonder if the attorney is CLOSE ENOUGH to find the answer.

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#29

LAWYER: Were you acquainted with the deceased?
WITNESS: Yes sir.
LAWYER: Before or after he died?

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Hans 1 year ago

Is the witness a paraspychological expect?

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#30

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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Meowoui 1 year ago

Didn't know I had to be qualified to pee in a cup, I better go get a certificate.

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