Love is patient; love is kind, prank your husband every time. This short little rhyme should probably give a good hint about what we are going to be talking in this post. Nope, not relationship goals, but close to that - pranks to do on your boyfriend or girlfriend!

Good pranks are what keeps the long-term relationships alive and well (well, not only them, there are a couple more nuances to it), so we have compiled the best of the best pranks to play on your dearest. And you don't even have to wait for April fools to pull these prank ideas! From celebratory cakes congratulating on healthy flatulence and hilarious treasure quests to throwing a funny joke about adopting a wild coyote, this list will surely give you some cool prank ideas on how to spice up your marriage.

So, if you're into couple's pranks, be sure to scroll down below to check them all. You will find funny pranks for everyone's taste here and, hopefully, the receiving party will think congratulate you on your clever jokes.

#1

Wife Texts Husband She Brought A Dog Home While The Pic Shows A Coyote, And He Seriously Freaks Out

Wife Texts Husband She Brought A Dog Home While The Pic Shows A Coyote, And He Seriously Freaks Out

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Emre
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this one is my favourite joke ever. His anger and her acting skills deserve an oscar :D

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#2

"Sex After 40" Book Prank

"Sex After 40" Book Prank

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know its a photo, but I can basically hear that guy's laugh lol

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#3

She Kept Getting On And Off The Scale Confused, And This Went On For 7 Minutes

She Kept Getting On And Off The Scale Confused, And This Went On For 7 Minutes

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#4

My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He must not have lived long enough after the last photo to capture her reaction.

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#5

My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work

My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work

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#6

Wife Wanted A Family Portrait For Christmas. This Is What She Got

Wife Wanted A Family Portrait For Christmas. This Is What She Got

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Daniel Mallory
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

is it weird that the man with baby face looks some what normal

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#7

Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today

Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today

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#8

Surprise Haircut On Girlfriend

Surprise Haircut On Girlfriend

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#9

Honey, I've Done The Dishes

Honey, I've Done The Dishes

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Yvonne Bernal
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's going to be even funnier when she sets out a photo of his dinner

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#10

Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters

Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters

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#11

My New Girlfriend Said She'd Never Fart In Front Of Me. She Let One Slip Last Night, So I Got Her A Cake To Celebrate

My New Girlfriend Said She'd Never Fart In Front Of Me. She Let One Slip Last Night, So I Got Her A Cake To Celebrate

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#12

Printed And Attached To Wife's Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn't Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes

Printed And Attached To Wife's Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn't Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes

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#13

Pregnant Women Can Be Vicious. This Is My Wife Trolling Me At Breakfast

Pregnant Women Can Be Vicious. This Is My Wife Trolling Me At Breakfast

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#14

My Buddy's Answer To His Wife Saying They Needed A Guard Dog

My Buddy's Answer To His Wife Saying They Needed A Guard Dog

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one actually made me laugh out loud. I can imagine someone coming over and seeing this, and thinking "what in the actual f*ck?"

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#15

I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him

I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him

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Yvonne Bernal
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did this to my folks (after seeing it on Bored Panda) last month - They LOVED it. 16113446_1...e0309e.jpg 16113446_1229117107174173_2256292435050156822_o-5894a6ce0309e.jpg

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#16

My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed

My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed

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#17

So My Pregnant Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Pics Of Things That Remind Me Of Her While I'm Over Here In Dubai. Nailed It!

So My Pregnant Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Pics Of Things That Remind Me Of Her While I'm Over Here In Dubai. Nailed It!

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Sathish M
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god...now the roof seems pregnant

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#18

Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight

Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight

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#19

My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

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#20

Just Got This Lovely Anniversary Note From My Lovely Girlfriend

Just Got This Lovely Anniversary Note From My Lovely Girlfriend

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#21

For April Fools, I Posted These Around Town With My Wife's Number On Them

For April Fools, I Posted These Around Town With My Wife's Number On Them

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#22

My Wife Called To Say She Picked Up 50 Shades Of Grey. This Was Not What I Was Expecting When I Got Home

My Wife Called To Say She Picked Up 50 Shades Of Grey. This Was Not What I Was Expecting When I Got Home

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#23

A Harmless Prank My Friend's Boyfriend Played On Her. She Was Confused The Whole Way To Work

A Harmless Prank My Friend's Boyfriend Played On Her. She Was Confused The Whole Way To Work

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#24

My Wife Said She Needed A Hobby To Add Some Excitement To Her Life. I Suggested This

My Wife Said She Needed A Hobby To Add Some Excitement To Her Life. I Suggested This

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Emre
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahahahaha my wife would kill me she hates ironing AF

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#25

My Wife Called Me To The Bathroom To See The Work She Did On My Shampoo Bottle

My Wife Called Me To The Bathroom To See The Work She Did On My Shampoo Bottle

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Matthew Mortensen
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read this at work and had to get up and walk away from my desk because I was laughing so hard. Congrats on your successful marriage!

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#26

My Boyfriend Thought He'd Give Me A Sexy Surprise After Work Today

My Boyfriend Thought He'd Give Me A Sexy Surprise After Work Today

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Aunt Messy
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would have been even funnier if he'd been in the metal bikini.

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#27

My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

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Emre
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You would like to remember these laughters. Take a good look at this photo. It might be your last.

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#28

My Wife Wanted Jewelry... Don't Think She'll Be Too Happy

My Wife Wanted Jewelry... Don't Think She'll Be Too Happy

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#29

Sometimes My Boyfriend And I Leave Skype On While We Sleep. It Usually Gets Disconnected Or He Takes His Laptop When He Goes To Work, But This Morning I Woke Up To This

Sometimes My Boyfriend And I Leave Skype On While We Sleep. It Usually Gets Disconnected Or He Takes His Laptop When He Goes To Work, But This Morning I Woke Up To This

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#30

My Wife Asked For "Laser Hair Removal" For Christmas. She Was Less Than Thrilled

My Wife Asked For "Laser Hair Removal" For Christmas. She Was Less Than Thrilled

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#31

My Boyfriend Said He Was Making Me A Heart Shaped Pancake

My Boyfriend Said He Was Making Me A Heart Shaped Pancake

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#32

My Husband Is An Asshole

My Husband Is An Asshole

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Jamal W
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmaooo even I wouldve been startled by this

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#33

Shattering Dreams... One V-Day Coupon At A Time

Shattering Dreams... One V-Day Coupon At A Time

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#34

How To Scare Your Wife On Halloween: Print Your Face On Paper, Put The Paper In A Jar, Fill Jar With Green Water

How To Scare Your Wife On Halloween: Print Your Face On Paper, Put The Paper In A Jar, Fill Jar With Green Water

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#35

My Girlfriend Is Short And Hates Pranks

My Girlfriend Is Short And Hates Pranks

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Yvonne Bernal
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's hilarious.... btw I'm short and love pranks :)

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#36

The Bosses Wife Asked Him To Mow The Lawn. This Is What She Got

The Bosses Wife Asked Him To Mow The Lawn. This Is What She Got

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#37

My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning

My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning

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Tiny Dynamine
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You even manged to file the ends of his toes off!

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#38

My Girlfriend Started A New Diary Today. I Got Curious And Took A Glance At It After Asking Her About It. Something Tells Me This A Dummy Diary

My Girlfriend Started A New Diary Today. I Got Curious And Took A Glance At It After Asking Her About It. Something Tells Me This A Dummy Diary

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#39

Girlfriend Asked Me To Throw Away The Box And Packaging Stuffs From Our New Bed Frame Before Leaving For Work, I Did Her One Better

Girlfriend Asked Me To Throw Away The Box And Packaging Stuffs From Our New Bed Frame Before Leaving For Work, I Did Her One Better

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#40

My Girlfriend Thinks Highly Of Me

My Girlfriend Thinks Highly Of Me

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#41

Told My Girlfriend I Was Sleeping Over At My Friends House, She Said To Send Sexy Pics. We Delivered

Told My Girlfriend I Was Sleeping Over At My Friends House, She Said To Send Sexy Pics. We Delivered

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Briare Roze
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well done sir. I'm sure she appreciated the effort lol

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#42

The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize

The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize

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#43

Roll Window Down, Place Broken Glass On Ground, And Stage The Area. She Freaked Out

Roll Window Down, Place Broken Glass On Ground, And Stage The Area. She Freaked Out

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#44

I Was Having Trouble Deciding What To Get My Wife For Christmas, So I Checked Her Search History For Ideas. I Think She's Gonna Love It!

I Was Having Trouble Deciding What To Get My Wife For Christmas, So I Checked Her Search History For Ideas. I Think She's Gonna Love It!

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Yvonne Bernal
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess he got the 'big' and 'black' parts right. lol 2 out of 3

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#45

Girlfriend Asked For A Bite Of My Ice Cream. Pretty Sure This Is Breakup Material Right Here

Girlfriend Asked For A Bite Of My Ice Cream. Pretty Sure This Is Breakup Material Right Here

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It still has the chocolate plug in it. ur good, just eat quickly.

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#46

Wife Asked Me If I Wanted A Cup Of Tea, I Said Yes Please This Is What I Got... She Thinks She's So Funny

Wife Asked Me If I Wanted A Cup Of Tea, I Said Yes Please This Is What I Got... She Thinks She's So Funny

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#47

My Girlfriend Asked Me To Make Fish For Dinner Tonight. I Will Let You All Know If We Are Still Together Tomorrow

My Girlfriend Asked Me To Make Fish For Dinner Tonight. I Will Let You All Know If We Are Still Together Tomorrow

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Yvonne Bernal
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A great addition would have been to have a reservation at a nice seafood restaurant

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#48

I Might Have To Kill My Husband

I Might Have To Kill My Husband

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Alexandra Lee
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wife: "I want to get rid of my muffin top" Husband: "Uh...okay..." *eats all muffin tops*

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#49

Just Scared The Living Shit Out Of My Girlfriend

Just Scared The Living Shit Out Of My Girlfriend

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#50

Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home

Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home

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#51

Wife Bought A Chalkboard Xmas Tree To Count Down The Number Of Days Until Xmas. I've Been Erasing The Number And Writing Conspiracy Theories Instead, Infuriating Her. Today, She Took It Too Far

Wife Bought A Chalkboard Xmas Tree To Count Down The Number Of Days Until Xmas. I've Been Erasing The Number And Writing Conspiracy Theories Instead, Infuriating Her. Today, She Took It Too Far

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Stille20
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha ha.. you're tangling with the wrong women. She hits below the belt.

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#52

Gave This Fortune Cookie's Message To My Girlfriend. She Immediately Said No

Gave This Fortune Cookie's Message To My Girlfriend. She Immediately Said No

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#53

My Husband's Prank Today

My Husband's Prank Today

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#54

So I Told My Husband I Wanted Him To Be More Romantic... He Hid These Around The House

So I Told My Husband I Wanted Him To Be More Romantic... He Hid These Around The House

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#55

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

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Yvonne Bernal
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a beautiful mirror as part of a coat rack. In order to hang the rack at a proper height, the mirror only shows the top of my forehead.... (sigh)

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#56

When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

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#57

My Boyfriend Is A Seller On Amazon. This Is What I Came Home To

My Boyfriend Is A Seller On Amazon. This Is What I Came Home To

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