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Love is patient; love is kind; prank your husband every time. This short little rhyme should probably give a good hint about what we are going to be talking about in this post. Nope, not relationship goals, but close to that—pranks to do on your boyfriend or girlfriend! We have compiled the best of the best pranks to play on your dearest, so if you and your SO often prank each other, read on for some fun inspiration

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Wife Texts Husband She Brought A Dog Home While The Pic Shows A Coyote, And He Seriously Freaks Out

Wife Texts Husband She Brought A Dog Home While The Pic Shows A Coyote, And He Seriously Freaks Out

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Emre
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this one is my favourite joke ever. His anger and her acting skills deserve an oscar :D

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"Sex After 40" Book Prank

"Sex After 40" Book Prank

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#3

She Kept Getting On And Off The Scale Confused, And This Went On For 7 Minutes

She Kept Getting On And Off The Scale Confused, And This Went On For 7 Minutes

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#4

My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He must not have lived long enough after the last photo to capture her reaction.

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#5

My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work

My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work

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Every Relationship Needs Some Good Pranks

Good pranks keep long-term relationships alive and fun. Well, not only them; there are a couple more nuances to it, but fun pranks to do on your boyfriend or girlfriend are definitely a part of it. And you don't even have to wait for April Fool’s Day to pull these prank ideas! 

From celebratory cakes congratulating you on healthy flatulence to hilarious treasure quests to pulling some funny text pranks about adopting a wild coyote, this list will surely give you some cool prank ideas on how to spice up your relationship.

So, if you’re into couples pranks, scroll down below to check them all. You will find funny pranks to everyone’s taste here!

#6

Wife Wanted A Family Portrait For Christmas. This Is What She Got

Wife Wanted A Family Portrait For Christmas. This Is What She Got

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#7

Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today

Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today

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#8

Surprise Haircut On Girlfriend

Surprise Haircut On Girlfriend

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#9

Honey, I've Done The Dishes

Honey, I've Done The Dishes

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#10

Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters

Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters

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#11

My New Girlfriend Said She'd Never Fart In Front Of Me. She Let One Slip Last Night, So I Got Her A Cake To Celebrate

My New Girlfriend Said She'd Never Fart In Front Of Me. She Let One Slip Last Night, So I Got Her A Cake To Celebrate

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#12

Printed And Attached To Wife's Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn't Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes

Printed And Attached To Wife's Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn't Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes

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#13

Pregnant Women Can Be Vicious. This Is My Wife Trolling Me At Breakfast

Pregnant Women Can Be Vicious. This Is My Wife Trolling Me At Breakfast

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#14

My Buddy's Answer To His Wife Saying They Needed A Guard Dog

My Buddy's Answer To His Wife Saying They Needed A Guard Dog

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one actually made me laugh out loud. I can imagine someone coming over and seeing this, and thinking "what in the actual f*ck?"

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#15

I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him

I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him

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Where to Find Inspiration for Funny Pranks?

You might have had some April Fool’s pranks for your boyfriend or girlfriend up your sleeve, but eventually, you ran out of stock because that’s the downside of pranks—they only work once on the same person. So, how do you come up with more?

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A key to pulling a good prank is knowing your partner well. Knowing what they are more likely to fall for and what kind of jokes they find the funniest will give you a good start. And, of course, there’s always the big all-knowing internet where the inspiration for good pranks to do at home can be discovered on every corner.

#16

My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed

My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed

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#17

So My Pregnant Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Pics Of Things That Remind Me Of Her While I'm Over Here In Dubai. Nailed It!

So My Pregnant Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Pics Of Things That Remind Me Of Her While I'm Over Here In Dubai. Nailed It!

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#18

Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight

Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight

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#19

My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

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#20

Just Got This Lovely Anniversary Note From My Lovely Girlfriend

Just Got This Lovely Anniversary Note From My Lovely Girlfriend

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#21

For April Fools, I Posted These Around Town With My Wife's Number On Them

For April Fools, I Posted These Around Town With My Wife's Number On Them

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#22

My Wife Called To Say She Picked Up 50 Shades Of Grey. This Was Not What I Was Expecting When I Got Home

My Wife Called To Say She Picked Up 50 Shades Of Grey. This Was Not What I Was Expecting When I Got Home

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#23

A Harmless Prank My Friend's Boyfriend Played On Her. She Was Confused The Whole Way To Work

A Harmless Prank My Friend's Boyfriend Played On Her. She Was Confused The Whole Way To Work

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#24

My Wife Said She Needed A Hobby To Add Some Excitement To Her Life. I Suggested This

My Wife Said She Needed A Hobby To Add Some Excitement To Her Life. I Suggested This

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#25

My Wife Called Me To The Bathroom To See The Work She Did On My Shampoo Bottle

My Wife Called Me To The Bathroom To See The Work She Did On My Shampoo Bottle

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Matthew Mortensen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read this at work and had to get up and walk away from my desk because I was laughing so hard. Congrats on your successful marriage!

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Socially Awkward
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am laughing so hard!!! Call me immature, but this is hilarious!!! 😂

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paris liau
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

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#26

My Boyfriend Thought He'd Give Me A Sexy Surprise After Work Today

My Boyfriend Thought He'd Give Me A Sexy Surprise After Work Today

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#27

My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

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Emre
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You would like to remember these laughters. Take a good look at this photo. It might be your last.

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#28

My Wife Wanted Jewelry... Don't Think She'll Be Too Happy

My Wife Wanted Jewelry... Don't Think She'll Be Too Happy

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#29

Sometimes My Boyfriend And I Leave Skype On While We Sleep. It Usually Gets Disconnected Or He Takes His Laptop When He Goes To Work, But This Morning I Woke Up To This

Sometimes My Boyfriend And I Leave Skype On While We Sleep. It Usually Gets Disconnected Or He Takes His Laptop When He Goes To Work, But This Morning I Woke Up To This

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#30

My Wife Asked For "Laser Hair Removal" For Christmas. She Was Less Than Thrilled

My Wife Asked For "Laser Hair Removal" For Christmas. She Was Less Than Thrilled

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#31

My Boyfriend Said He Was Making Me A Heart Shaped Pancake

My Boyfriend Said He Was Making Me A Heart Shaped Pancake

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#32

My Husband Is An Asshole

My Husband Is An Asshole

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#34

How To Scare Your Wife On Halloween: Print Your Face On Paper, Put The Paper In A Jar, Fill Jar With Green Water

How To Scare Your Wife On Halloween: Print Your Face On Paper, Put The Paper In A Jar, Fill Jar With Green Water

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#35

My Girlfriend Is Short And Hates Pranks

My Girlfriend Is Short And Hates Pranks

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What to Keep in Mind When Pulling Pranks on Boyfriend or Girlfriend

Not everyone has the same sense of humor. What you find funny may be offending or downright scary to your significant other. It’s okay; we’re all different, and that’s what makes us all unique and interesting. 

Most importantly, a prank is successful only if both parties laugh at the end. Otherwise, your prank crosses into bullying or humiliation territory. That’s why, when deciding on pranks to do on your boyfriend or girlfriend, make sure they will be as funny for them as for you.

#36

The Bosses Wife Asked Him To Mow The Lawn. This Is What She Got

The Bosses Wife Asked Him To Mow The Lawn. This Is What She Got

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#37

My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning

My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning

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#38

My Girlfriend Started A New Diary Today. I Got Curious And Took A Glance At It After Asking Her About It. Something Tells Me This A Dummy Diary

My Girlfriend Started A New Diary Today. I Got Curious And Took A Glance At It After Asking Her About It. Something Tells Me This A Dummy Diary

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#39

Girlfriend Asked Me To Throw Away The Box And Packaging Stuffs From Our New Bed Frame Before Leaving For Work, I Did Her One Better

Girlfriend Asked Me To Throw Away The Box And Packaging Stuffs From Our New Bed Frame Before Leaving For Work, I Did Her One Better

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#40

My Girlfriend Thinks Highly Of Me

My Girlfriend Thinks Highly Of Me

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#41

Told My Girlfriend I Was Sleeping Over At My Friends House, She Said To Send Sexy Pics. We Delivered

Told My Girlfriend I Was Sleeping Over At My Friends House, She Said To Send Sexy Pics. We Delivered

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#42

The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize

The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize

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#43

Roll Window Down, Place Broken Glass On Ground, And Stage The Area. She Freaked Out

Roll Window Down, Place Broken Glass On Ground, And Stage The Area. She Freaked Out

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#44

I Was Having Trouble Deciding What To Get My Wife For Christmas, So I Checked Her Search History For Ideas. I Think She's Gonna Love It!

I Was Having Trouble Deciding What To Get My Wife For Christmas, So I Checked Her Search History For Ideas. I Think She's Gonna Love It!

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#45

Girlfriend Asked For A Bite Of My Ice Cream. Pretty Sure This Is Breakup Material Right Here

Girlfriend Asked For A Bite Of My Ice Cream. Pretty Sure This Is Breakup Material Right Here

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#46

Wife Asked Me If I Wanted A Cup Of Tea, I Said Yes Please This Is What I Got... She Thinks She's So Funny

Wife Asked Me If I Wanted A Cup Of Tea, I Said Yes Please This Is What I Got... She Thinks She's So Funny

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#47

My Girlfriend Asked Me To Make Fish For Dinner Tonight. I Will Let You All Know If We Are Still Together Tomorrow

My Girlfriend Asked Me To Make Fish For Dinner Tonight. I Will Let You All Know If We Are Still Together Tomorrow

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A great addition would have been to have a reservation at a nice seafood restaurant

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#48

I Might Have To Kill My Husband

I Might Have To Kill My Husband

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wife: "I want to get rid of my muffin top" Husband: "Uh...okay..." *eats all muffin tops*

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#49

Just Scared The Living Shit Out Of My Girlfriend

Just Scared The Living Shit Out Of My Girlfriend

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#50

Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home

Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home

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#51

Wife Bought A Chalkboard Xmas Tree To Count Down The Number Of Days Until Xmas. I've Been Erasing The Number And Writing Conspiracy Theories Instead, Infuriating Her. Today, She Took It Too Far

Wife Bought A Chalkboard Xmas Tree To Count Down The Number Of Days Until Xmas. I've Been Erasing The Number And Writing Conspiracy Theories Instead, Infuriating Her. Today, She Took It Too Far

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha ha.. you're tangling with the wrong women. She hits below the belt.

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#52

Gave This Fortune Cookie's Message To My Girlfriend. She Immediately Said No

Gave This Fortune Cookie's Message To My Girlfriend. She Immediately Said No

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#53

My Husband's Prank Today

My Husband's Prank Today

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#54

So I Told My Husband I Wanted Him To Be More Romantic... He Hid These Around The House

So I Told My Husband I Wanted Him To Be More Romantic... He Hid These Around The House

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#55

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a beautiful mirror as part of a coat rack. In order to hang the rack at a proper height, the mirror only shows the top of my forehead.... (sigh)

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#56

When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

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#57

My Boyfriend Is A Seller On Amazon. This Is What I Came Home To

My Boyfriend Is A Seller On Amazon. This Is What I Came Home To

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#58

My Husband Told Me That He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace

My Husband Told Me That He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace

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#59

Day 2: My Wife Still Does Not Realize She Is Being Watched As She Showers

Day 2: My Wife Still Does Not Realize She Is Being Watched As She Showers

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#60

My Wife Didn't Find It As Hilarious As I Did When I Hollered For Her To Clean Up The Pee On The Floor

My Wife Didn't Find It As Hilarious As I Did When I Hollered For Her To Clean Up The Pee On The Floor

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If my husband hollered at me to come downstairs and clean pee off the floor he would get no response except laughter and maybe a rag :P

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#61

This Weirdness

This Weirdness

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anyone know how you do that with the glasses of water? If you do please tell me.

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#62

I Left My Flats At My Boyfriend's Apartment, And He Sent Me This Picture The Next Day

I Left My Flats At My Boyfriend's Apartment, And He Sent Me This Picture The Next Day

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#63

Girlfriend Got Me This After Hearing My Complaints Of Being Exhausted After My First Day At The Gym

Girlfriend Got Me This After Hearing My Complaints Of Being Exhausted After My First Day At The Gym

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#64

My Girlfriend Asked For "A Tiny Bit Of Salad" With Her Lunch

My Girlfriend Asked For "A Tiny Bit Of Salad" With Her Lunch

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#65

My Boyfriend Said He'd Marry Me If I Gave Him $100,000 And Some Cupcakes. So Me Being The Awesome Future Wife That I Am, Made Him These

My Boyfriend Said He'd Marry Me If I Gave Him $100,000 And Some Cupcakes. So Me Being The Awesome Future Wife That I Am, Made Him These

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#66

Got Blackout Drunk Last Night. My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened

Got Blackout Drunk Last Night. My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened

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#67

Asked My Girlfriend To Send Me A Sexy Picture While She's On Her Trip And This Is What I Get In Response

Asked My Girlfriend To Send Me A Sexy Picture While She's On Her Trip And This Is What I Get In Response

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#68

Wife Replaced The Pink Soap With Clear Without Washing It First. The Pink Soap Floated To The Top And I Was Grossed Out Saying That It Looked Like Afterbirth. Today I Found This

Wife Replaced The Pink Soap With Clear Without Washing It First. The Pink Soap Floated To The Top And I Was Grossed Out Saying That It Looked Like Afterbirth. Today I Found This

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#69

First My Wife Said The Walls Were Too Bare, And Now They Are Too Bear

First My Wife Said The Walls Were Too Bare, And Now They Are Too Bear

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#70

My Boyfriend And I Prank Each Other All The Time And He Hates Finding My Hair In The Shower

My Boyfriend And I Prank Each Other All The Time And He Hates Finding My Hair In The Shower

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#71

Wife Boiled A Few Eggs. I Asked Her To Mark Them With "B'S" To Tell Them Apart

Wife Boiled A Few Eggs. I Asked Her To Mark Them With "B'S" To Tell Them Apart

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#72

My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today

My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today

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#73

Asked My Girlfriend To Buy Some Sexy Lingerie, This Is What She Came Home With

Asked My Girlfriend To Buy Some Sexy Lingerie, This Is What She Came Home With

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#74

My Prank On My Boyfriend. It Really Helps That He's Such A Heavy Sleeper. Have A Good Day At The Office, Hun

My Prank On My Boyfriend. It Really Helps That He's Such A Heavy Sleeper. Have A Good Day At The Office, Hun

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#75

My Husband Couldn't Wait To Show Me The Rock He Got Me For Our Anniversary. Should Have Remembered He's A Mining Engineer

My Husband Couldn't Wait To Show Me The Rock He Got Me For Our Anniversary. Should Have Remembered He's A Mining Engineer

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#76

Bought My Wife A Necklace. The Guy Asked Me If I Would Like It Gift Wrapped. I Told Him Yes And Asked Him To Make It Look As Horrible As Possible

Bought My Wife A Necklace. The Guy Asked Me If I Would Like It Gift Wrapped. I Told Him Yes And Asked Him To Make It Look As Horrible As Possible

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#77

My Wife Shares A Birthday With Hitler So I Made Her This Card

My Wife Shares A Birthday With Hitler So I Made Her This Card

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#78

My Wife Asked Me What I Wanted For Christmas, She's Crafty So I Told Her To Make Me Something. Couldn't Be Happier

My Wife Asked Me What I Wanted For Christmas, She's Crafty So I Told Her To Make Me Something. Couldn't Be Happier

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#79

My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted To Eat And I Said I Don't Know And This What He Brings Me

My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted To Eat And I Said I Don't Know And This What He Brings Me

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#80

So My Sister Got Goalie Gloves For Christmas From Her Boyfriend For 'Being A Keeper'

So My Sister Got Goalie Gloves For Christmas From Her Boyfriend For 'Being A Keeper'

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#81

I Recently Turned 30. Asked My Girlfriend For A Birthday Cake She Sent Me This Pic

I Recently Turned 30. Asked My Girlfriend For A Birthday Cake She Sent Me This Pic

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#82

I'm A Ginger. My Girlfriend Sent Me This Today

I'm A Ginger. My Girlfriend Sent Me This Today

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#83

Left On A Business Trip, I Think My Girlfriend Was Lonely

Left On A Business Trip, I Think My Girlfriend Was Lonely

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#84

Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Pillow. Nailed It

Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Pillow. Nailed It

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#85

Totally Pranked My Boyfriend With My Hand Drawn Paper Bug

Totally Pranked My Boyfriend With My Hand Drawn Paper Bug

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#86

I Am Counting Down The Moments Until My Boyfriend Gets Home

I Am Counting Down The Moments Until My Boyfriend Gets Home

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#87

My Boyfriend Thinks It's Funny To Piss Me Off By Figuring Out What Outfit I'm Wearing Out With Him And Matching It

My Boyfriend Thinks It's Funny To Piss Me Off By Figuring Out What Outfit I'm Wearing Out With Him And Matching It

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#88

I Replaced The Toilet Paper With A Lint Roller. Waiting On Husband's Reaction

I Replaced The Toilet Paper With A Lint Roller. Waiting On Husband's Reaction

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#91

Waiting On My Wife To Find This Work Of Art

Waiting On My Wife To Find This Work Of Art

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I predict the toilet paper holder will be ripped from the wall and burned

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Moving In With My Girlfriend, So Picked Up Some His And Her Towels

Moving In With My Girlfriend, So Picked Up Some His And Her Towels

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#93

When You Prank Your Boyfriend By Replacing His Deodorant Stick With Cream Cheese

When You Prank Your Boyfriend By Replacing His Deodorant Stick With Cream Cheese

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#94

Tricking My Boyfriend Into Thinking I Bought Him Dish Towels

Tricking My Boyfriend Into Thinking I Bought Him Dish Towels

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#95

My Apple Watch From Last Christmas Was Stolen, My Boyfriend Got Me A Replacement This Year That Doesn't Have That Risk

My Apple Watch From Last Christmas Was Stolen, My Boyfriend Got Me A Replacement This Year That Doesn't Have That Risk

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#96

My Wife Was Not Impressed With Her Birthday Gift

My Wife Was Not Impressed With Her Birthday Gift

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#97

My Wife Asked Me If I Wanted Half Her Twix. She Thinks This Is A Game

My Wife Asked Me If I Wanted Half Her Twix. She Thinks This Is A Game

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#98

My Girlfriend Told Me She Likes Six Pack Abs. I Just Got Sexier In 5 Minutes

My Girlfriend Told Me She Likes Six Pack Abs. I Just Got Sexier In 5 Minutes

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#99

My Husband Said He Found My Name On A Snickers Bar. I Actually Got Excited For A Minute Before I Saw This

My Husband Said He Found My Name On A Snickers Bar. I Actually Got Excited For A Minute Before I Saw This

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#100

Wife Left A Note Saying She Left Some French Toast In The Pan For Me. Was Disappointed

Wife Left A Note Saying She Left Some French Toast In The Pan For Me. Was Disappointed

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#101

I Was Grumpy When I Came Home From Work So I Asked My Husband For Space. He Handed Me This

I Was Grumpy When I Came Home From Work So I Asked My Husband For Space. He Handed Me This

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#102

When The Automatic Seat Moves Into My Wife's Driving Position

When The Automatic Seat Moves Into My Wife's Driving Position

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#103

Warning! If You Plan Sexy Times With Your Wife, Don't Drink Too Much And Fall Asleep, Or You May Wake Up To This

Warning! If You Plan Sexy Times With Your Wife, Don't Drink Too Much And Fall Asleep, Or You May Wake Up To This

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#104

I Asked My Girlfriend If She Ate All The Oreos I Bought 3 Days Ago. She Said "No"

I Asked My Girlfriend If She Ate All The Oreos I Bought 3 Days Ago. She Said "No"

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#105

I May Have Scared The Crap Out Of My Boyfriend When He Came Home Last Night

I May Have Scared The Crap Out Of My Boyfriend When He Came Home Last Night

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#107

I Set A Trap For My Girlfriend In My Sock Drawer On Laundry Day, She Fell For It

I Set A Trap For My Girlfriend In My Sock Drawer On Laundry Day, She Fell For It

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#108

My Wife Wanted Eggs This Morning. I'm A Good Husband, Right?

My Wife Wanted Eggs This Morning. I'm A Good Husband, Right?

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ugh, they look terrible and not because of the penis shape.

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#110

Told My Wife I'd Make An Asian Dinner. She's Korean, And Was Not Amused

Told My Wife I'd Make An Asian Dinner. She's Korean, And Was Not Amused

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Not funny enough to warrant a race joke. If you're going to make a potentially offensive joke to your spouse about their ethnicity, it has to be hilarious.

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#111

My Wife Bought Me Monogram Pajamas

My Wife Bought Me Monogram Pajamas

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#112

I Present To You "What The Hell Is That Under Our Tree?" Gift. It's Gonna Drive My Wife Crazy

I Present To You "What The Hell Is That Under Our Tree?" Gift. It's Gonna Drive My Wife Crazy

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Socially Awkward
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is it? Tell me already! I'm not going to wait any longer! IVE DONE MY WAITING!!!!!!! 12 YEARS OF IT!!!!!!! IN AZKABAN!!!!!!!

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#113

My Husband Gave Me An Early Valentine Gift

My Husband Gave Me An Early Valentine Gift

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#114

I Hate My Boyfriend. I Pissed Myself Four Times. So Far

I Hate My Boyfriend. I Pissed Myself Four Times. So Far

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#115

I Get Home And My Boyfriend Asks Me To Close The Laundry Room. I Reach For The Handle To Close It And My Hand Toutches This Creepy Hand

I Get Home And My Boyfriend Asks Me To Close The Laundry Room. I Reach For The Handle To Close It And My Hand Toutches This Creepy Hand

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#117

My Girlfriend And I Were Waiting For Each Other To Buy New Toothpaste. I Thought I Had Won And Came Home To This

My Girlfriend And I Were Waiting For Each Other To Buy New Toothpaste. I Thought I Had Won And Came Home To This

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#118

How My Girlfriend Booty Calls Me

How My Girlfriend Booty Calls Me

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#119

My Boyfriend Promised Me A Fancy Dinner For Our Date

My Boyfriend Promised Me A Fancy Dinner For Our Date

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#120

Boyfriend Goes To New Zealand, This Is What He Buys Me

Boyfriend Goes To New Zealand, This Is What He Buys Me

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in New Zealand, it's standard to wear these in winter under your clothes, it can get down to -40c. You need any warmth you can get

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#121

This Is What My Boyfriend Did To Prevent Me From Snooping Before He Proposed

This Is What My Boyfriend Did To Prevent Me From Snooping Before He Proposed

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#122

Girlfriend Didn't Appreciate Me Making Her Nativity Scene... Just A Little Evil

Girlfriend Didn't Appreciate Me Making Her Nativity Scene... Just A Little Evil

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#125

Asked My Husband To Do A Lattice Over The Apple Pie I'm Making. This Is What He Came Back With

Asked My Husband To Do A Lattice Over The Apple Pie I'm Making. This Is What He Came Back With

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#126

My Friend Asked Her Husband To Wrap At Least One Shirt, This Is What She Got

My Friend Asked Her Husband To Wrap At Least One Shirt, This Is What She Got

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#127

I Asked My Boyfriend For A Nice Box To Put My Rocks In, A Rock Box. He Made Me This

I Asked My Boyfriend For A Nice Box To Put My Rocks In, A Rock Box. He Made Me This

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#128

Wife Asked Me To Pick Up Tampons For Her, This Could Be My Last Post

Wife Asked Me To Pick Up Tampons For Her, This Could Be My Last Post

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#129

Girlfriend Posted This Paul Roberts Painting As Her Fb Banner. Copied It To Be Funny. Broke Up That Night. I Am Not Funny

Girlfriend Posted This Paul Roberts Painting As Her Fb Banner. Copied It To Be Funny. Broke Up That Night. I Am Not Funny

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Broke up? That seems a bit extreme. It's not like your bit the bottom of her ice cream cone.

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#130

My Wife Called Me Into The Bathroom Claiming That The Sink Was Clogged. She Was Right

My Wife Called Me Into The Bathroom Claiming That The Sink Was Clogged. She Was Right

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#132

This Is What Happens When You Ask Your Boyfriend To Help Clean A House

This Is What Happens When You Ask Your Boyfriend To Help Clean A House

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#133

My Boyfriend Got Me This Thoughtful Gift When I Passed My Driving Test

My Boyfriend Got Me This Thoughtful Gift When I Passed My Driving Test

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#134

Played A Little Prank On The Wife. She Says I Have A Juvenile Sense Of Humour

Played A Little Prank On The Wife. She Says I Have A Juvenile Sense Of Humour

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#135

He'll Never Know!

He'll Never Know!

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#136

Husband Asked What I Was Eating And I Told Him Raw Calf Liver Is Really Healthy - He Almost Wretched Into The Sink

Husband Asked What I Was Eating And I Told Him Raw Calf Liver Is Really Healthy - He Almost Wretched Into The Sink

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#137

It's A Tough Neighborhood Around Here. Just Kidding My Husband Pranked My Car

It's A Tough Neighborhood Around Here. Just Kidding My Husband Pranked My Car

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#139

Yeah, My Girlfriend Was Not Too Thrilled About This Prank

Yeah, My Girlfriend Was Not Too Thrilled About This Prank

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#141

Not Really Into Valentines Day, But My Boyfriend Played It Well This Year

Not Really Into Valentines Day, But My Boyfriend Played It Well This Year

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#142

My Girlfriend Told Me The Water Wasn't Going Down In The Shower. So I Went To Investigate. This Is What I Found

My Girlfriend Told Me The Water Wasn't Going Down In The Shower. So I Went To Investigate. This Is What I Found

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#143

I Couldn't Find My Remote This Morning

I Couldn't Find My Remote This Morning

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like to do that to my dad but he'd probably kill me. He actually looks for stuff for about 5 seconds before he starts ranting, yelling and throwing a fit.

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#144

So I Made My Girlfriend A Sandwich

So I Made My Girlfriend A Sandwich

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#145

My Wife Concocted Quite The April Fool's Day Prank. What A Beautiful Thing To Wake Up To

My Wife Concocted Quite The April Fool's Day Prank. What A Beautiful Thing To Wake Up To

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#146

My Wife Asked For A Unique Gift

My Wife Asked For A Unique Gift

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#147

My Co-Workers Clever iPad Wrapping. His Wife Will Be Severely Trolled

My Co-Workers Clever iPad Wrapping. His Wife Will Be Severely Trolled

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#148

Left A Surprise In The Bathroom For My Girlfriend

Left A Surprise In The Bathroom For My Girlfriend

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#149

My Girlfriend's Dad Gave This To His Wife

My Girlfriend's Dad Gave This To His Wife

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#151

Pranked My Boyfriend For First Valentines Together

Pranked My Boyfriend For First Valentines Together

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, if Valentines day could just be another April fools day with chocolate, I'd be down with that

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#152

I Asked My Girlfriend For Pencils With My Name On Them

I Asked My Girlfriend For Pencils With My Name On Them

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#153

More Another Prank Pulled Off On My Wife

More Another Prank Pulled Off On My Wife

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#155

My Girlfriend Asked Me To Make Her Lunch

My Girlfriend Asked Me To Make Her Lunch

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PattonPawter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m only posting this so the stupid Karen’s comment about chef boyardee isn’t top comment.

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#156

Told My Boyfriend To Send Me Something Sexy

Told My Boyfriend To Send Me Something Sexy

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#157

My Boyfriend Can Be A Real Sh*thead

My Boyfriend Can Be A Real Sh*thead

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Julia NotMyLastname
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you think about it, he probably used more effort getting the marker than if he just got a new roll

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#158

Sinster Prank For My OCD Girlfriend

Sinster Prank For My OCD Girlfriend

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hiya
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is hallarious i did that once got grownded by my mum and no more ipad. you should have put water in the cups and put them upsidedown

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#159

When You Come Home From Work To Find Your Toothbrush In Jello With A Loving Note From Your Husband On Top

When You Come Home From Work To Find Your Toothbrush In Jello With A Loving Note From Your Husband On Top

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#162

My Girlfriend Made Me Go To Wine & Design. So I Painted A Dick In The Sky

My Girlfriend Made Me Go To Wine & Design. So I Painted A Dick In The Sky

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#163

This Is Pure Evil

This Is Pure Evil

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#164

Husband Needed The Keys Left In The Car When I Dropped It Off

Husband Needed The Keys Left In The Car When I Dropped It Off

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#165

More My Boyfriend Thinks He Is So Funny, Putting Beans In My Fave Muffins

More My Boyfriend Thinks He Is So Funny, Putting Beans In My Fave Muffins

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#166

My Husband Gave Me A "Sexy" Bath Bomb For Valentines Day. Hearing Him Giggle About Ecto-Cooler Was Worth My Slightly Green Stained Skin

My Husband Gave Me A "Sexy" Bath Bomb For Valentines Day. Hearing Him Giggle About Ecto-Cooler Was Worth My Slightly Green Stained Skin

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#167

She Said '...add One Egg.'

She Said '...add One Egg.'

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#168

My Husband Thinks He's Funny. He Put That There Over My Sitting Area And I Didn't Know. Scared Me

My Husband Thinks He's Funny. He Put That There Over My Sitting Area And I Didn't Know. Scared Me

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#170

The Cockroach Prank

The Cockroach Prank

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Ben Dugas
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember this. The guy found out she was cheating on him so he gave her this gift and locked the car door.

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#171

I Asked My Boyfriend To Cut Me A Slice Of Melon

I Asked My Boyfriend To Cut Me A Slice Of Melon

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#172

My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted For Christmas. I Asked For A Tennis Bracelet... Not A Tennis Ball Bracelet

My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted For Christmas. I Asked For A Tennis Bracelet... Not A Tennis Ball Bracelet

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