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The pandemic has taken over the world and while health professionals and government authorities are working tirelessly to keep people as safe as possible, they are doing their best to make a difference as well. Washing their hands, social distancing, and creating jokes about the situation online, of course. It's one of the most popular coping mechanisms, helping everyone to handle their pandemic-related fears and anxieties. "The more we laugh at something, the less scary it looks," one board game developer has said.

From poking fun at our online orders to a moment of silence for our ever-worsening hairstyles, Bored Panda has collected the best coronavirus jokes this week, and for those who can't get enough of them, check out our previous compilations: part 1part 2part 3part 4part 5part 6part 7, and part 8.

Unfortunately, we can't eliminate stress and anxiety from our lives. Especially during these uncertain times. We can, however, develop skills to manage them. "A sense of humor can be an amazing line of defense when it comes to coping with stress," Elizabeth Scott, MS, who's a wellness coach specializing in stress management and quality of life, wrote in Very Well Mind.

"Developing a sense of humor about life's challenges is a great place to start," Scott said. "A sense of humor will help you to build resilience to stress as well as improve your overall physical and emotional health. It will also enable you to bond with others, look at things in a different way, normalize your experience, and keep your relationships strong."

So, if we're already doing everything in our power to get through the pandemic, chances are that joking about it will only make things better.

"When you're in the middle of a difficult situation, it can seem overwhelming. Taking a step back, however, and viewing your situation as an observer can help you see your situation with a new lens. This is called reframing—and it works," Scott said.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Truth. The real question is: "Are we going to do anything about it?" Step one would be to vote out Trump, Mitch, and the rest of the GOP come November.

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Not Mine Still Funny As Hell

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

woopsie doodle is funnier than it should have been lol...i blame the time of day

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm currently reading the book. It is brilliant. A good one for lockdown as it's 895 pages!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need that "dog". Would pet (and send after my foes). Where to order?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Voting Trump in did coincide with the Tide Pod challenge....

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my experience, what greatly amazes non-Anglo-Saxons when they visit Anglo-Saxon countries are the assuded warnings, in fact, not to drink bleach, not to jump into the space between the platform and the train, not to use improper things to suffocate themselves etc.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Peps hello, I totally agree with you. I had a gift shop in Switzerland and sold Swiss knives. One Usa tourist asked me how to contact the Company that made them in order to sue them in case she cut herself with the knife. I refused to sell her one. To this day I still can't understand this very unadult behavior, you are an adult then you are responsible for your actions, no.? Most of my family emigrated to the States. The last time I visited them I was most surprised to read on the microwave not to dry your dog in it. For the European that I'm this is beyond my comprehension. Sueing for a yes or no is so cheap and small. I'll never understand this very strange and sad mentality.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And, exactly why those labels are necessary.😢 Both, desperately depressing.😨

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many chainsaws have warnings: DO NOT HOLD GUIDE BAR/CHAIN BETWEEN LEGS OR UNDER ARM.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Much as I dislike Rickey Gervais, and really do NOT understand why people think he's funny, he makes a valid point.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like the tag on the wife's curling iron... "For External Use Only!" Wondering what sicko made that tag necessary... Oh... yeah... the world is full of them.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are supposed to inject it! (Note to Americans, only joking!)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! I was just thinking about that. TBH, I can't believe Pres. Trump said that.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The question that remains is; is he presiding? You see the word is a verb and not just a title any puppet can put on his door. Definition of preside over 1 : to be in charge of something (such as a meeting or organization) The vice president presided over the meeting. The Chief Justice presides over the Supreme Court. He has presided over the company for 15 years. 2 : to be in charge of a country, company, etc., during (a particular time or activity) She presided over a period of relative peace and prosperity. Operative words here: in charge of, something he clearly is not. He's not even in charge of his own brain. I have a relative who's mouth has no connection to her brain, it just burps out whatever. But she is not the 70y/o president, she's my 13y/o daughter. Because adolescence.

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Christy Smith
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The hell we did, that b***h didn't get the popular vote meaning the actual citizens most certainly DID NOT vote that Narcissistic Psychopath for f*cking anything.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And so can you. You sound like a lifetime Hilary voter. Why don't you try for a date?(Bill is usually busy)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ricky Gervais is British and has made it publicly known he has no desire to become an American citizen. Seeing as he foreign born, he can neither vote for nor be the POTUS. Safe to say he's not a lifetime Hillary voter. Not his type anyways.

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Actually, people used to use bleach to "clean" water. There were actually directions on how much bleach to use per gallon of water. They had to warn people not to drink the bleach, but to use only [I think] one tablespoon of bleach to a gallon of water. They stopped doing it because people were using too much bleach, it was found to be very bad for people who drank the "purified" water and people in countries that had catastrophic "natural" events were just pouring the bleach into any body of water.

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Waaaah waaaaah Trump. Waaah waaaah! Trump gave me $1200. Waaaaaah waaaaah

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Ahaha see you're being downvoted because people get offended by that

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Far as I recall it reopened once, and that wasn't really a reopening since the original park never really went into business. And then it ran successfully for years - at least long enough for people to get *bored* with dinosaurs! - before another incident occurred.

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President Trump(Et) Explains All...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. He wasn't. He's an imbecile and so emotionally-r******d that he can't even take responsibility or ownership of the things he says. Trump believes that personal integrity is a flaw.

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Run.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is 1000% true for my neighborhood. Suddenly everyone is a runner.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HahaHAAAAAAAAhahaha!! Funnier if it wasn't so accurate.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't know what that kid on the lower right is doing in this list. Compared to the others, her hair is practically red carpet level.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Racoon Reading list: "Art of War", "Fall of the Roman Empire" and "Building Improvised Explosive Devices using Items Commonly Found in the Forest, Dumpsters or Loud Metal Garbage Cans".

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This joke presumes that Trump can actually read and understand words that have more than two syllables. He finished reading the first word and then got stuck. Now he's just looking at it to try to convince people that he's reading.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked at Blockbuster in the late 90s right out of high school. I am so thankful this didn't happen THEN...although I doubt we would have been deemed "essential"

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