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Sometimes people use the internet to think aloud and share their inner most thoughts, but along with this oversharing comes bored internet commenters armed with rapid-fire comebacks. Tumblr is the perfect site to witness some of the most entertaining internet back and forth exchanges. You might think you know where a thread is going, but in these examples you will see that things can take a turn with the push of a button. In some of these threads users chose to share witty fake facts, while others chose to troll the poster on a more personal level. Bored Panda has rounded up some hilarious Tumblr conversations that took a surprise twist. From the brutal to the random, don’t forget to upvote your favorites!

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Josh Eskin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah! Those stupid tress making oxygen so we can breathe. It pretty unbelievable if you ask me.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't the vaccines need anything? Won't someone think of the vaccines!

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Scott Brynildsen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids don't need meat, they need protein which can come from many sources.

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Jace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Indeed. The constant obsession with meat=protein and "where do you get your protein" being asked to vegans... All protein is created by plants. Animals don't create protein.

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Lauren Baker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except I'm a vegetarian and I'm strong and fast and healthy! And I'm a kid! But all the rest are VERY true!

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Jaded Queen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well kids don't need meat. They r not gonna die without it.

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Jace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your kids don't need meat. Do the research; and not at a meat industry-supported website.

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Alison Rae
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The key word is kids. If you talk to a doctor you will be told that meat is essential for growing children. After that, it is optional. Also, any dog that is not given meat will be underweight and have less energy.

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Jace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids don't need meat. Plants produce all the protein we ever consume. Skip the meat and go to the source.

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Joseph Barnett
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No human NEEDS meat! Being vegan has been proven time and again to be the healthiest way to eat!

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Foxyloxylou
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OOOORRRRR you can be vegan and say fruits or veggies or grain cause dogs and kids can eat all of those *gets ready for hate*

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diane a
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids dont need dogs - whatever happened to good old gerbils and hamsters?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude, if we're going rodents, it's rats all the way. Trust me, I've had 'em all.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not true. It would be incredibly unhealthy for a dog to go without meat.

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Carol Emory
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Dogs actually don't need meat to survive...but cat's do.

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Wow, all the triggered meat eaters. All kinds of down votes for people just point out the basic biological facts that neither children nor dogs NEED meat (and no, dogs don't. Cat's do, but dogs don't. Research it before spouting off please).

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Crazy Cow Lady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But dogs are primarily carnivores, who can function as omnivores, but should not be herbivores. Dogs were created from wolves. Wolves are carnivores. Even feral dogs predominately eat meat. Their bodies aren't designed to eat just plants, they don't have a specialized digestive system like a horse or cow, that can break down the cellulose in the plants.

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5 years ago

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Eat meat, let your kids and dogs eat meat - I don't care. But saying that kids or dogs "need meat" is absolutely wrong. And before someone wants to open his or her mouth about it, do your f*****g research.

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Crazy Cow Lady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But dogs are primarily carnivores, who can function as omnivores, but should not be herbivores.

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Megan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, meat contains important amino acids that other foods such as vegetables don't. While healthy, a vegan diet can't suffice when it comes to nutritional needs.

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Dian Ella Lillie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Babies and mothers can swap haematopoietic stem stems and thus become chimerae of each other. Probably a good reason to look very carefully at potential mothers-in-law before committing to your beloved... :-)

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Josh Eskin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It to bad that the third movie didn't do well or we would of gotten more of that Spider-Man

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Dian Ella Lillie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember the BP tattoo thread with the lady with a "galaxy" of dots over her breasts, and a guy with abs depicted by dots? It seems that they should each have an entry in 'World Geography 1948' too...

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Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just cant see a cat enjoying garlic bread, this was clearly done out of spite. I love cats but they can be utter bastards

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Tiny Dynamine
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wear it on a chain round your neck and no-one will know you are desperate.

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Josh Eskin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've actually heard of this fact but yeah so I guess that monster in my nightmare is just probably Jeff from work

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was this girl in my class who had a strong American accent purely from watching too much tv as a kid. Nobody in her family or friends group were American.

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Dian Ella Lillie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Darn. I love walking around alone in the middle of the night, and now I'm going to be doing it with the idea in my head that everyone is feeling me...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can have sex when you're married? Oh boy have I got something to tell my wife!

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