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Good comments on the internet are like excellent supporting actors. Sometimes they can make such a difference, they'll steal the show. You may have clicked on a YouTube video by theneedledrop, but you're giving a like to one of his subscribers joking about the guy's bald head.

So it comes as no surprise that there's an entire Instagram account dedicated to this art. Called Comment Awards, it shares the most creative and funniest observations people have made online. Continue scrolling to check out its top posts! And, of course, don't forget to comment on them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also sweet that saving someone's life and therefore missing a job interview (which was probably hard to get in the first place because of his background) and have that called SKIPPING. Eff you very much, CBS

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When folks at FiveThirtyEight asked 8,500 internet commenters why do they do what they do, the answers, people gave a wide range of answers.

"Our respondents' reasons for commenting mirror the results of a recent survey of 600 news commenters by Talia Jomini Stroud and her colleagues at the University of Texas at Austin's Engaging News Project," Christie Aschwanden wrote in FiveThirtyEight. "In their survey, the top three reasons that people gave for commenting were 'to express an emotion or opinion,' 'to add information' or 'to correct inaccuracies or misinformation.'"

Certain stories, however, generate a disproportionate number of comments, and after years of being on the receiving end of comments, Aschwanden has formed a theory: the subjects most likely to elicit impassioned responses are those that feel personal to the reader (a real-life experience with the subject has made them feel like an expert) and those that hit on identity in some way.

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"[My insight is] based on something a newspaper reporter in Boulder told me many years ago," Aschwanden explained. "Back then, readers were still mailing letters to the editor, and they had a seemingly endless appetite to debate two things: who was at fault in conflicts between cars and bikes and whether dogs should be allowed to run unleashed on city trails."

To test this theory, Aschwanden asked the people who took the survey about the circumstances that made them most likely to comment.

"The answers lent at least some support to the bikes-and-dogs theory. But respondents’ reasons were more complex than my one, unified theory; commenters were also driven by a desire to provide their own information or to argue against an idea they disagreed with."

At the end of the day, commenters want the same thing as us publishers — to be heard. So if they have something to say, we're glad they can do so on our platform.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this one before and it made me smile again. Little English, Big heart!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why I buy organic meat straight from a farm. The highlander cows and mangaliza pigs can roam free, and the difference in taste is unbelievable.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a vegetarian for 40 years I've laughed at this way too hard !!

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David Evans
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so happy to hear that someone who is a vegetarian has a good sense of humor and sees how funny this is!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm fine if you're vegan or vegetarian. My cousins are vegan, and whenever they come over for Christmas we have meat and vegan recipes. Do they complain? No. Do they get mad and yell at us? No. I'm fine if you're vegan or vegetarian but please dont be aggressive about it. And don't make your clearly carnivorous pets vegan. You're trying to stop abuse but really encouraging abuse by giving your carnivore pet vegan food

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It's abuse if it's bad for their health and/or they don't like it. Independent studies have shown good results for recognized brands that comply to pet food regulations. Kibble is always artificial food, as well as cooked or raw meat from farming. (There are many health risks related to raw meat btw) Some cats and dogs can even be allergic to meat, so it's at least a good thing a solution exists for them don't you think ?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tbh, I eat meat but I'm sadden by some of the conditions our livestock and poultry live in.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be happy to take over head scratching duties. In my experience, horses and cows really enjoy a good scratch.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently I'm a #flexitarian, didn't know it was a thing. Lol (I sometimes eat meat, but only biological/special occasion... Mostly I eat vegetarian.) Kind of cool fact: apparently most Dutch ( 65% nationwide!) are now a flexitarian.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For me thisnis the most reasonable way. You cut meat consumptoon, pollution and the number of animals (so they can have a better wellfare) but you can still have the diet that we evolve to have. Our species is omnivorous and i cant stand people who pretend otherwise. (Normal vegetarians/vegans are completely fine of course)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vegetarian for 33 years. This made me laugh. Literal answer. Loved it. But, factory farming has to change or be done away with. There are more humane ways to get beef, pork, poultry and fish.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will switch to fake meat, happily, as soon as they have an affordable version of it on the market that tastes the same/almost the same. I love the furbabies and would prefer we were able to eventually close all slaughterhouses and only farm animals for their byproducts.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People say that you should not eat animals but some proteins, vitamins, etc cannot be found in plants

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no this is going to trigger many weak woke people on here...

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George Grant
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Generally with a knife and fork, and a side of mashed potatoes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

… butter-braised in a HOT skillet w/mushrooms & fried onions... and a side of asparagus!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to ask is it about killing, torturing (cruelty)or both ? I ask because i watched a very interesting discussion by vegans vs hunters and they seemed to be agreeing

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like mine well done with a little steak sauce. That's how.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, first you have to kill it (Humanely) or wait for it to die naturally, Then you have to skin it and dress it (ie remove the inedible parts) and butcher it. Then any decent recipe book will give you what to do with the meat .

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If god didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I upvote the ones that make me laugh so hard my dog jolts awake!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, that's a dairy breed for starters, so... unlikely to show up at your local supermarket as "beef".

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I usually use knife and fork, but if I have a nice hot bowl of beef soup I tend to use spoons,, because it gets messy really quick eating that soup with knife and fork. 👌🏻

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we aren't supposed to eat animals or wear their skin, then why are they made completely out of resources?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The commenter needs to visit a slaughter house. I doubt they'll be feeling too clever after that.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can eat them very easily. I’d rather not starve. Or, eat yucky plant-based “meat”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Replace that with a picture of humans and you are looking for recipes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a GMO vegetarian; I like my grasses and grains genetically modified into protein.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can eat then with much pleasure and a side of chips and pepper sauce. In fact, I'd be looking to have a giant BBQ feast with that precious creature! Mmmm, i can smell that sizzling steak now...

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well they don't look that cute by the time they end up on the plate.

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Step 1: One between the eyes right where your hand is Step 2: BBQ

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They're not precious, there are billions of them, and they are all just barely smarter than your precious plants....

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Almost cows are as intelligent as dogs actually. People just try to disassociate with them because then they would feel bad for eating them

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Publisher's AGM: "Now let's not forget everybody, those academic texts all need minuscule revisions before the start of the university year, so that we can brand them as a new edition. We don't want to loose out on any sales at $300 per copy to other students selling the copies the no longer use!"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh WOW, the last response is just great. It's sweet to try and raise awareness but this might not be the way.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And even without the fashion line worth $200 million, I'm sure Magic would rather have him as his son and not someone like the original poster.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just keep it out of the Eyes and Ears and Mouth and Nose

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Applause to those gals, because I expect they had to put up with a lot. At least at first.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... but your dad has a big extended family that's really adorable!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OUCH! Scotty is right, that bloody racket is not what we want when at the beach.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bullies never remember the s**t they put their victims through, asking them is giving them too much credit just to start with

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was a follow-up comment to this along the lines of "Yo mama so ugly your dad had to go get another husband" or something like that. It was in a post on this website

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wondered if it was indeed improv and not scripted coz they did so well on the fly. Especially Ryan.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My aunt caught covid from the pastor at a small church meeting. Less than two months later, she, her husband and her youngest daughter were dead. And people don't understand why I don't go anywhere.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kid (about 14yr old) said to me after first lock down 'in the future, there will be no snow days, only work from home days'. I had a little cry

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