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Good comments on the internet are like excellent supporting actors. Sometimes they can make such a difference, they'll steal the show. You may have clicked on a YouTube video by theneedledrop, but you're giving a like to one of his subscribers joking about the guy's bald head.

So it comes as no surprise that there's an entire Instagram account dedicated to this art. Called Comment Awards, it shares the most creative and funniest observations people have made online. Continue scrolling to check out its top posts! And, of course, don't forget to comment on them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also sweet that saving someone's life and therefore missing a job interview (which was probably hard to get in the first place because of his background) and have that called SKIPPING. Eff you very much, CBS

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When folks at FiveThirtyEight asked 8,500 internet commenters why do they do what they do, the answers, people gave a wide range of answers.

"Our respondents' reasons for commenting mirror the results of a recent survey of 600 news commenters by Talia Jomini Stroud and her colleagues at the University of Texas at Austin's Engaging News Project," Christie Aschwanden wrote in FiveThirtyEight. "In their survey, the top three reasons that people gave for commenting were 'to express an emotion or opinion,' 'to add information' or 'to correct inaccuracies or misinformation.'"

Certain stories, however, generate a disproportionate number of comments, and after years of being on the receiving end of comments, Aschwanden has formed a theory: the subjects most likely to elicit impassioned responses are those that feel personal to the reader (a real-life experience with the subject has made them feel like an expert) and those that hit on identity in some way.

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"[My insight is] based on something a newspaper reporter in Boulder told me many years ago," Aschwanden explained. "Back then, readers were still mailing letters to the editor, and they had a seemingly endless appetite to debate two things: who was at fault in conflicts between cars and bikes and whether dogs should be allowed to run unleashed on city trails."

To test this theory, Aschwanden asked the people who took the survey about the circumstances that made them most likely to comment.

"The answers lent at least some support to the bikes-and-dogs theory. But respondents’ reasons were more complex than my one, unified theory; commenters were also driven by a desire to provide their own information or to argue against an idea they disagreed with."

At the end of the day, commenters want the same thing as us publishers — to be heard. So if they have something to say, we're glad they can do so on our platform.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this one before and it made me smile again. Little English, Big heart!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Publisher's AGM: "Now let's not forget everybody, those academic texts all need minuscule revisions before the start of the university year, so that we can brand them as a new edition. We don't want to loose out on any sales at $300 per copy to other students selling the copies the no longer use!"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh WOW, the last response is just great. It's sweet to try and raise awareness but this might not be the way.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do sports in the US have programs? A Braille page in one of those would have been a much better idea.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My deaf cousin with her implant says deaf people are jerks to those who try to gain some hearing. Seen and heard it. They call it “Deaf Culture” and people with implants call it being a prejudiced jerk

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is so sad!!! Why shouldn't they try to gain some hearing? That's so wrong.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The last two comments on that thread are comedy gold!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OH THIS ONE, he had one job one job, i get to raise awareness but Putting brille on something a blind person cannot touch no man U HAD ONE JOB

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only can they not touch them, they appear to be flat prints, so the dots are not raised anyway!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never really got “awareness” but then I never really understood why so called charity CEOs and others got a paid roughly a million for their “work”.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My niece is blind. Her response has been, “They took blindness & turned it into sexual harassment… are there any cute ones? How can I go feel them? I can’t get arrested for reading, right?” 🤣🤣

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Braille lettering certainly can't be touched/read when it's on TV.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL, I am surprised to learn they can't read the names on the shirts!

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Martha Higgins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked for decades at a U.S. airline and the pilot and flight attendant briefing rooms had Braille lettering on them. Thought that was a bit unnecessary and just a little scary.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But......are the dots FLAT???? Oh boy, someone better explain the concept of Braille to the manager......

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, it's like those "Marches against cancer". What's the point? Do they think they are going to intimidate cancer into giving up and going away? They often say it's to "raise awareness". I guess all those people who have never heard of cancer?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Raising awareness worked. They're all talking about blind people. 🙃

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, this was the one that made me choke on my own saliva today. Thank you, OP, needed that.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a lawsuit waiting to happen, unsolicited touching is outlawed in the US right?

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Great!! Touching sweating stiff nipples age!!! Wow!!!!

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MLB should make them all wear black and blue. It's how a lot of these "men" like to see their wives and girlfriends.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And even without the fashion line worth $200 million, I'm sure Magic would rather have him as his son and not someone like the original poster.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just keep it out of the Eyes and Ears and Mouth and Nose

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Applause to those gals, because I expect they had to put up with a lot. At least at first.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... but your dad has a big extended family that's really adorable!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OUCH! Scotty is right, that bloody racket is not what we want when at the beach.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bullies never remember the s**t they put their victims through, asking them is giving them too much credit just to start with

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was a follow-up comment to this along the lines of "Yo mama so ugly your dad had to go get another husband" or something like that. It was in a post on this website

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wondered if it was indeed improv and not scripted coz they did so well on the fly. Especially Ryan.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My aunt caught covid from the pastor at a small church meeting. Less than two months later, she, her husband and her youngest daughter were dead. And people don't understand why I don't go anywhere.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kid (about 14yr old) said to me after first lock down 'in the future, there will be no snow days, only work from home days'. I had a little cry

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