Hello, my name is Alvin Juano and I'm the guy behind The Square Comics. These comics are made keeping in mind the feelings and point of views of the non-humans, although I think the title says it all. Hope you guys like it!
You can also see my previous post here.
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Oml this is freaking sad. Humans have become sex-hungry freaks that only care about sexuality. I'd be happy with a hug and "I love you", NOT your proof-of-gender...
I completely agree with you it's sad and disgusting.
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I don't mind d**k pics. ...I keep a couple on the phone to send to guys who ask for nude pics...
Every guy who sends them should know that we will show them to other people....mainly our friends.... Like trading cards for 2017, Garbage Pail Kids trading cards 😂
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"Here, have some of my brain's contents. I'm glad you like them, because I have a shitload more in there." Worked for me. Still works after ten years together.
Inaccurate - d**k pics are the desperate failures of courtship gestures.
Sometimes the guys try to impress in other ways but yeah after centuries of love letters an poetry this kind of seduction technique is a bit of a letdown
D**k pics are an immediate NO for me!!! But I wouldn't mind seeing you dance, and a nice sparkly pebble would be good too. Even an intricate display of something cool or beautiful would be good. Just don't send me a damn d**k pic!!!!
the sounds of nature are all the sounds of animals trying to f**k
The hair from my head it's starting to part ways...i think they're getting a divorce.
Phew, i thought i was the only one washing his teeth in the shower. Glad to know there is a bus somewhere there doing the same.
The reality would be more like since a planet doesn't have arms to swat, the rocket would be more like a pesky mosquito that lands and puts a blotch on the surface.
Actually, in most programming languages “=” is an assignment operator, meaning that it would set the variable “attraction” to “true” rather than check if “attraction” is equal to “true”. This means the conditional statement is always true. The proper operator would be an equality operator, being “==” in most languages.
Onh :( I actually never kill spiders. Just bring 'em outside, they're useful. (I also don't live in a place like Australia! haha)
Important lesson to learn: ditch your friends, they are holding you back from achieving your goals.
Noooooo!!!!! I need you both, not only in a pair but in a group of 10
Actually, the tongue (and the inside of the mouth in general) heals much quicker than extremities. Unfortunately, the human mouth containes the second most virulent bacterial flora in the whole organism (the most virulent flora resides in the gut).
These are GENIUS! My new favorite comic!!! It is simply amazing how many emotions can be shown with 2 dots and a sideways "D"!!! LOVE IT!
Fantastic! I'd love to know how people manage to come up with these lines of thought.
The title is nonsense. Animals are not inanimate. The word inanimate literally means “not alive.”
If inanimate OBJECTS and ANIMALS (meaning animals are not inanimate objects) is the title, it means they are two things. :P
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Fantastic! I'd love to know how people manage to come up with these lines of thought.
The title is nonsense. Animals are not inanimate. The word inanimate literally means “not alive.”
If inanimate OBJECTS and ANIMALS (meaning animals are not inanimate objects) is the title, it means they are two things. :P
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