Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!
It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!
If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!
(h/t: distractify)
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Savage Burn
Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!
Never Mess With The Sister
She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!
Know Your Quotes
Savage Burn
Classy Comeback
Lovely Burn
Proper Education
Funny Comeback
Mommy Dearest
Savage Burns
Sibling Rivalry
Missing Something?
Funny Comeback
It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...
Savage Burn
Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.
Worthy Sacrifice
The Real Thing
F The Rules
Thinking Process
Heart Breaking Comeback
Bad Burn
Funny Comeback
Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz
Bad Burn
Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
Good but needs improvement
Noice post
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
Good but needs improvement
Noice post