Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!
It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!
If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!
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Savage Burn
Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!
Classic Burn
nino nino nino *fire alarm sounds* nino nino nino nino
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speaking of d***s, in 7th some guys in the bathroom asked how long my d**k was, and i told them it was longer than theirs, though it's mostly because they were in the wrong bathroom.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Imagine if you were just taking to one person😂😂😂😂😂😂😂."longer than yours" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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so my best friend called me ugly i said yeah i know i tried to look at the mirror but you already broke it
This is so weard a keybord is like Flip the computer display screen upside down
No, that ain't really a roast. This guy is talking about the QWERTY keyboard. On an ALPHABETICAL keyboard, his so-called 'd**k' is actually long... so I can't believe that person wasted good time just to write some stupid roast.
not just the burn unit call the fire department cause it's not just a burn it's on fire
My D**k So Wide And Long My Boyfriend Suck It Far And It Feel So Good
Although they never mention it, I owe the people who frequent the Hob. Gale told me that Greasy Sae, the old woman who serves up soup, started a collection to sponsor Peeta and me during the Games. It was supposed to be just a Hob thing, but a lot of other people heard about it and chipped in. I don't know exactly how much it was, and the price of any gift in the arena was exorbitant. But for all I know, it made the difference between my life and death.
Yeah look at your keyboard Aiden and nick your d**k is probably goes from A to A
it looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer
Well, technically if he says it goes from A to Z it means the gap in the keyboard because he is talking about distance, (Less than 2 Centimeters) XD
Funniest I've ever heard was tough guy:my d**k has a choking hazard sign on it other guy: I thought they only put that on small objects
Funny Comebacks
Never Mess With The Sister
She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!
Know Your Quotes
Savage Burn
Classy Comeback
Lovely Burn
Proper Education
Funny Comeback
Job Opportunities
Foodie Burns
Mommy Dearest
Savage Burns
Browser History
Savage Roast
Orange You Glad
Sibling Rivalry
Missing Something?
Savage Burn
Funny Comeback
It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...
Savage Burn
Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.
Worthy Sacrifice
Savage Roasts
The Real Thing
F The Rules
Thinking Process
Heart Breaking Comeback
Savage Roast
Bad Burn
Funny Comeback
Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz
Savage Roast
Bad Burn
Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
So every single one of these have been said to you?
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What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
So every single one of these have been said to you?
Load More Replies... What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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