Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!

If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!

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#1

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JeanneDeaux
Community Member
6 years ago

Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!

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#2

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LeeRomi
Community Member
6 years ago

CALL THE BURN UNIT!!

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#3

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IzaYusop
Community Member
6 years ago

i love this. must remember it for when my children being a smartass

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P.BruxFHell
Community Member
6 years ago

She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!

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#5

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

wonderful, just wonderful!

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#6

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DanielFlynn
Community Member
6 years ago

SHOTS FIRED!

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GriselleLugo
Community Member
6 years ago

Great!!

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#8

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

ROFLMAO!!!

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#9

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ElliotLord
Community Member
6 years ago

Ouch!

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#10

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JamesKinahan
Community Member
6 years ago

My favourite

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#11

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SaraJane
Community Member
6 years ago

That's a good one.

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#12

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ElliotLord
Community Member
6 years ago

Fake. No company would do that.

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#13

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Chaz Johnston
Community Member
4 years ago

Bullshit. Pizza never comes in 20 seconds.

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

What a troll

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#15

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

Shots fired?

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

Someone done mess up

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#17

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3.1415926535897932384626433832
Community Member
5 years ago

Mistakes were made, just like that burn

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#18

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

dumb meets dumber

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#19

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DesireeMiranda
Community Member
6 years ago

OUCH !

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#20

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

teeeeeehehehehehe, mind you one that works on women preferably.

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#21

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KateCollini
Community Member
6 years ago

Well played Taco Bell.

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#22

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ElliotLord
Community Member
6 years ago

It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...

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#23

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JeanneDeaux
Community Member
6 years ago

Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.

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#24

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

Oh this is just beautiful

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#25

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MicaelaOlivera
Community Member
6 years ago

And then EAT IT.

DeLaPiña
Community Member
6 years ago

Licking it should be enough.

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Lydia Interiano Dalton
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

or beat the crap out of him with it. also BudBudderson stfu, get up off the fucking couch make your own fucking sandwich. actually dont, u probably need to go on a jog or some shit, bc if you're too lazy to make yourself a sandwich then you should be worried about when you're gonna see your feet again not a sandwich. no shame to overweight people i just dont like sexist people.

PaulaMarshall
Community Member
5 years ago

Typical semi-literate ape male answered this one.

NicolasGeorge
Community Member
5 years ago

I'm sorry but really, mind you These are only the musings of a semi-literate ape here. Albeit one with a 4.3 GPA. Yes, I am still in high school, and I believe that if you are implying that all men are semi-literate apes then you would much better off looking at the great minds of history. Albert Einstein, Tsun Zsu( probably incorrect spelling), Sigmund Freud, etc; and if you are going to attempt to use the "That's because women were oppressed by men back then!", card then I will direct yor attention to Stephen Hawking, Kim Ung Yong, myself, and many more Male-Apes of above average IQ's. Aldo to say that I lack social skills is not going to work because I can tell you I don't use any social media outlet. I prefer to instead use something called my mouth and ears. When used the right way, the latter more than the former, these get almost any person ten times the amount of true friends then there will ever be in your fantasy world called facebook.

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WhiteFox
Community Member
3 years ago

and then ill make u eat it and stuff ur face into it until u suffocate and die

Stef_Stef
Community Member
3 years ago

This is beautiful :)

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BoredBunnies
Community Member
3 years ago

Throw the ingredients at him!

Asura “the destructor”
Community Member
3 years ago

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

Heyyyyyyyy
Community Member
5 years ago

Make it and eat it in front of them

InveterateArtist
Community Member
5 years ago

Feed it to the dog right in front of him.

VirginiaSu
Community Member
6 years ago

you sure? that's where all the knives are

Golden Boy
Community Member
8 months ago

And this is why my female friends practice knife throwing in their spare time.

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blugeagua
Community Member
2 months ago

BudBudderson just screw off you misogynist troll.

BOT-Windbound
Community Member
3 months ago

"He's sexist and i'm trying to be witty?" i'm sorry but your romance train has probably run out of tickets

Kirby Ard
Community Member
3 years ago

ROF

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

yaouch!

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a_lopes
Community Member
5 years ago

SO TRUE THO

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vviggy
Community Member
6 years ago

* male's ;-)

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misguidedFer
Community Member
6 years ago

Lol I remember this

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#30

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RJazz909
Community Member
6 years ago

LOL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!

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MrTree1779
Community Member
6 years ago

Why does her smiley have a scrotum? Is that symbolic of something...?

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#32

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LockieScott
Community Member
6 years ago

Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz

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a_lopes
Community Member
5 years ago

shots fired

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aslogan2017
Community Member
4 years ago

Damn

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#35

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
5 years ago

#sassmaster

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#36

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Cool sun Raider1
Community Member
1 year ago

Gjk

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#37

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varnadoechristopher
Community Member
4 years ago

Planking died along with your music

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a_lopes
Community Member
5 years ago

AWESOME

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#39

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Blake Martin
Community Member
4 years ago

Uhhhh...... What's the joke?

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#40

Haha

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DarknessWizard2
Community Member
4 years ago

OH SHIT, GET THE SAVAGE POLICE NO, THE SAVAGE SWAT TEAM

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#41

Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

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TheFirstAndTheLast
Community Member
5 years ago

Not a burn but it still works as a neat trick.

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