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Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!

It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!

If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!

(h/t: distractify)

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Savage Burn

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JeanneDeaux
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!

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Funny Comebacks

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Never Mess With The Sister

Never Mess With The Sister

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P.BruxFHell
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!

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#20

Missing Something?

Missing Something?

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Funny Comeback

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ElliotLord
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...

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Savage Burn

Savage Burn

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JeanneDeaux
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.

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Savage Roasts

Savage Roasts

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Lydia Interiano Dalton
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or beat the c**p out of him with it. also BudBudderson stfu, get up off the f*****g couch make your own f*****g sandwich. actually dont, u probably need to go on a jog or some s**t, bc if you're too lazy to make yourself a sandwich then you should be worried about when you're gonna see your feet again not a sandwich. no shame to overweight people i just dont like sexist people.

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NicolasGeorge
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry but really, mind you These are only the musings of a semi-literate ape here. Albeit one with a 4.3 GPA. Yes, I am still in high school, and I believe that if you are implying that all men are semi-literate apes then you would much better off looking at the great minds of history. Albert Einstein, Tsun Zsu( probably incorrect spelling), Sigmund Freud, etc; and if you are going to attempt to use the "That's because women were oppressed by men back then!", card then I will direct yor attention to Stephen Hawking, Kim Ung Yong, myself, and many more Male-Apes of above average IQ's. Aldo to say that I lack social skills is not going to work because I can tell you I don't use any social media outlet. I prefer to instead use something called my mouth and ears. When used the right way, the latter more than the former, these get almost any person ten times the amount of true friends then there will ever be in your fantasy world called facebook.

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BOT-Windbound
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"He's sexist and i'm trying to be witty?" i'm sorry but your romance train has probably run out of tickets

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Heart Breaking Comeback

Heart Breaking Comeback

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misguidedFer
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9 years ago

Lol I remember this

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Bad Burn

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Funny Comeback

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LockieScott
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz

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Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post

Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post

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Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

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