Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!

If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!

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#1

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JeanneDeaux
Community Member
5 years ago

Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!

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#2

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LeeRomi
Community Member
5 years ago

CALL THE BURN UNIT!!

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#3

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IzaYusop
Community Member
5 years ago

i love this. must remember it for when my children being a smartass

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#4

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P.BruxFHell
Community Member
5 years ago

She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!

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#5

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
5 years ago

wonderful, just wonderful!

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#6

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DanielFlynn
Community Member
5 years ago

SHOTS FIRED!

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#7

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GriselleLugo
Community Member
5 years ago

Great!!

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#8

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
5 years ago

ROFLMAO!!!

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#9

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ElliotLord
Community Member
5 years ago

Ouch!

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#10

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JamesKinahan
Community Member
5 years ago

My favourite

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#11

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SaraJane
Community Member
5 years ago

That's a good one.

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#12

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ElliotLord
Community Member
5 years ago

Fake. No company would do that.

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#13

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Chaz Johnston
Community Member
4 years ago

Bullshit. Pizza never comes in 20 seconds.

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
5 years ago

What a troll

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#15

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
5 years ago

Shots fired?

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#16

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
5 years ago

Someone done mess up

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#17

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3.1415926535897932384626433832
Community Member
5 years ago

Mistakes were made, just like that burn

Garden Warfare All The Way
Community Member
3 years ago

and your birth

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Ariana Mari Joe
Community Member
4 years ago

QWHAI;shrilwaso;e/ldriowalswahseow (sorry, that was me dying of laughter)

ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ
Community Member
2 months ago

oh. wow.

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Jaden Maldonado
Community Member
1 year ago

Must have been born on a highway, because that’s were most accidents happen.

Dustin Meyers
Community Member
2 years ago

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better burn that that

luna
Community Member
3 years ago

yeah maybe you should head off to antartica ;D

Zedd Skylarke
Community Member
3 years ago

3.1415826535897932384626433832, just like your birth certificate

Brayden Arbuckle
Community Member
3 years ago

burned

Mei Mio
Community Member
3 years ago

SAVAGE AF

CassidyWilsonBrown
Community Member
5 years ago

Need some ice for that buuuurrrrrrn

vortexops6
Community Member
5 years ago

BURRRRRRN

BOT-Windbound
Community Member
3 months ago

this is great

★Twizted~Wulfie★
Community Member
4 months ago

Oh lordt

Genevieve Goungo
Community Member
10 months ago

HAHA OOOOOOOOOFF

Trillium Carter
Community Member
10 months ago

LOL

MLGclownTroll
Community Member
1 year ago

I think your doctor thought of that before saying your gender during some sorta x Ray stuff, my dude. No need to roast innocents ez

Adaeze Uzor-Enebeli
Community Member
2 years ago

BURN

Disk Jockey Mozart
Community Member
2 years ago

Ouch

Mahmood
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh oh oh

Ayano Aishi
Community Member
2 years ago

lol.

maria folau
Community Member
4 years ago

OHHH Thats sooooooo BAD!!! hahahahhaha LMAO

Jessie Luo
Community Member
4 years ago

aoooooaaaaaawwwwwwwooooo BOOM SHOTS FIRED

backtofrontbrofist
Community Member
4 years ago

andy got burrrnt

Taleti
Community Member
5 years ago

He's DONE FOR

Kalen Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

nigga

Jungbin Oh
Community Member
3 years ago

Aren't you one?

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
5 years ago

dumb meets dumber

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#19

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DesireeMiranda
Community Member
5 years ago

OUCH !

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#20

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
5 years ago

teeeeeehehehehehe, mind you one that works on women preferably.

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#21

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KateCollini
Community Member
5 years ago

Well played Taco Bell.

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#22

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ElliotLord
Community Member
5 years ago

It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...

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#23

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JeanneDeaux
Community Member
5 years ago

Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.

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#24

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh this is just beautiful

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#25

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MicaelaOlivera
Community Member
5 years ago

And then EAT IT.

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#26

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
5 years ago

yaouch!

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#27

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a_lopes
Community Member
4 years ago

SO TRUE THO

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#28

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vviggy
Community Member
5 years ago

* male's ;-)

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#29

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misguidedFer
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol I remember this

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#30

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RJazz909
Community Member
5 years ago

LOL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!

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#31

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MrTree1779
Community Member
5 years ago

Why does her smiley have a scrotum? Is that symbolic of something...?

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#32

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LockieScott
Community Member
5 years ago

Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz

#33

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a_lopes
Community Member
4 years ago

shots fired

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#34

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aslogan2017
Community Member
4 years ago

Damn

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#35

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
5 years ago

#sassmaster

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#36

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Cool sun Raider1
Community Member
1 year ago

Gjk

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#37

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varnadoechristopher
Community Member
4 years ago

Planking died along with your music

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a_lopes
Community Member
4 years ago

AWESOME

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#39

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Blake Martin
Community Member
4 years ago

Uhhhh...... What's the joke?

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#40

Haha

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DarknessWizard2
Community Member
4 years ago

OH SHIT, GET THE SAVAGE POLICE NO, THE SAVAGE SWAT TEAM

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#41

Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

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TheFirstAndTheLast
Community Member
4 years ago

Not a burn but it still works as a neat trick.

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