Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!

If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!

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#1

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

Oh man that was the best :D

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LeeRomi
Community Member
6 years ago

CALL THE BURN UNIT!!

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#3

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IzaYusop
Community Member
6 years ago

i love this. must remember it for when my children being a smartass

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FlorinaMarine
Community Member
6 years ago

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They''re both pathetic, If that ain't her actual blood brother

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

wonderful, just wonderful!

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#6

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DanielFlynn
Community Member
6 years ago

SHOTS FIRED!

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#7

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GriselleLugo
Community Member
6 years ago

Great!!

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

ROFLMAO!!!

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#9

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ElliotLord
Community Member
6 years ago

Ouch!

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#10

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JamesKinahan
Community Member
6 years ago

My favourite

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SaraJane
Community Member
6 years ago

That's a good one.

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#12

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

lololol!

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#13

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

What a troll

GreebsterIcaria
Community Member
5 years ago

My reply to that would be "yeah, your mom's great!"

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Mahmood
Community Member
2 years ago

Hah

MarcyMendonça
Community Member
6 years ago

Hahaha

Dr king Schultz
Community Member
4 months ago

That's funny

Pyroid Autinsanity
Community Member
1 year ago

haha

Adaeze Uzor-Enebeli
Community Member
2 years ago

BURN

Disk Jockey Mozart
Community Member
2 years ago

Oooh!!!! Burn!!!!!

Ayano Aishi
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes XD

luna
Community Member
3 years ago

yeah they are fantastic :D

Landen Converse
Community Member
3 years ago

Omfg lmfao

Brayden Arbuckle
Community Member
3 years ago

SHOTS FIRED

Blake Martin
Community Member
4 years ago

.......to rape and murder.

Ariana Mari Joe
Community Member
4 years ago

Nobody can use this on me if I type that about a guy, my dad hates me LOL

Celestia
Community Member
4 years ago

o.m.g burrnn!

Robert Playsmc
Community Member
4 years ago

trollololol

landon_barrows
Community Member
4 years ago

WTF

DarknessWizard2
Community Member
4 years ago

SAVAGEEEEEEEEEEE

Camille Chaffin
Community Member
4 days ago

L O freaking L

Kelsey Meyers
Community Member
2 months ago

WUT

Chloe
Community Member
2 months ago

haha! XD

BOT-Windbound
Community Member
4 months ago

lol the romance ship has now sailed

★Twizted~Wulfie★
Community Member
5 months ago

Lol

flxverrs
Community Member
7 months ago

ouch

Jerry Omoike
Community Member
10 months ago

Umm I think you mom was talking to ur dad...not you

Jerry Omoike
Community Member
10 months ago

Your mom probably said it by mistake

aslogan2017
Community Member
4 years ago

This just made my day!

JavonMitchell
Community Member
5 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA ROFL OMG HEHEHE HES A FUNNY MF

3.1415926535897932384626433832
Community Member
5 years ago

If that was me "Yeah, your mom was great last night"

3.1415926535897932384626433832
Community Member
5 years ago

Wow, his mom told him that?

ZacharySaunders
Community Member
5 years ago

rekt

FaithP.
Community Member
5 years ago

BURN!

54c1b1131e5c9
Community Member
6 years ago

whoever the "Arent moms great?" guys is, he's a turd...a big turd...yeah ;)

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

Shots fired?

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

Someone done mess up

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#17

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Taleti
Community Member
5 years ago

He's DONE FOR

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#18

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

dumb meets dumber

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DesireeMiranda
Community Member
6 years ago

OUCH !

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

teeeeeehehehehehe, mind you one that works on women preferably.

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#21

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KateCollini
Community Member
6 years ago

Well played Taco Bell.

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ElliotLord
Community Member
6 years ago

It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...

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JeanneDeaux
Community Member
6 years ago

Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.

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#24

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

Oh this is just beautiful

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MicaelaOlivera
Community Member
6 years ago

And then EAT IT.

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#26

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

yaouch!

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KeraTucker
Community Member
6 years ago

Lmao! That shit is hella funny

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sctntxtn13
Community Member
6 years ago

3,6,7&8 are awesome

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misguidedFer
Community Member
6 years ago

Lol I remember this

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#30

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RJazz909
Community Member
6 years ago

LOL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!

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KhycieMoniqueConsunji
Community Member
6 years ago

</3

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#32

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LockieScott
Community Member
6 years ago

Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz

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InveterateArtist
Community Member
6 years ago

Uncool, there is a difference between a burn in return to a rude comment and just being and outright dick. Total dick move.

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BudBudderson
Community Member
5 years ago

XD YES THIS IS AMAZING

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#35

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

#sassmaster

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CoryGaskins
Community Member
6 years ago

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Wow, what a loser, Anderson Cooper, that is. He never tweets of anything banal? Such a low blow. How is this a burn???

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PaulaMarshall
Community Member
5 years ago

HAHAHA

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

meaningless.

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#39

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Blake Martin
Community Member
4 years ago

Uhhhh...... What's the joke?

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#40

Haha

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saman.y
Community Member
5 years ago

ah Come on if she or anyone said something wrong (at least in your's perspective) it's not right to make fun how they born or how they create.god bless cya

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#41

Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

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TheFirstAndTheLast
Community Member
5 years ago

Not a burn but it still works as a neat trick.

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