Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!

If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!

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#1

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

Oh man that was the best :D

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#2

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LeeRomi
Community Member
6 years ago

CALL THE BURN UNIT!!

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#3

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IzaYusop
Community Member
6 years ago

i love this. must remember it for when my children being a smartass

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FlorinaMarine
Community Member
6 years ago

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They''re both pathetic, If that ain't her actual blood brother

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

wonderful, just wonderful!

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DanielFlynn
Community Member
6 years ago

SHOTS FIRED!

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#7

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GriselleLugo
Community Member
6 years ago

Great!!

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

ROFLMAO!!!

MLGclownTroll
Community Member
2 years ago

tf?

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Michael Kangas
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG I SAW A PICTURE OF MY BABY SITTER YOUNGER AND THAT LOOKS LIKE HER!!!

Michael Kangas
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG THAT LOOKS LIKE MY BABY SITTER

Camille Chaffin
Community Member
4 days ago

OMG SO HALARIOUS

Kelsey Meyers
Community Member
2 months ago

DAAAAANNNGGG

ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ
Community Member
3 months ago

oooooh shots fired!!!!

Brianna Sweatt
Community Member
3 months ago

thats true

BOT-Windbound
Community Member
4 months ago

*roblox OOF*

★Twizted~Wulfie★
Community Member
5 months ago

can we get a rip in the chat??? 😂🤣😂🤣

Nikita Monyahan
Community Member
6 months ago

Destruction 101

Francesca Galster
Community Member
7 months ago

idgi

Karoline
Community Member
7 months ago

o wow

Karoline
Community Member
7 months ago

hahahha

Genevieve Goungo
Community Member
1 year ago

THE SHIP HAS SAILED!

smriti nagesh
Community Member
1 year ago

FIRE DEPARTMENT PLEASE!

Jules Klein
Community Member
1 year ago

hah

Savanah Miller
Community Member
1 year ago

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Ayano Aishi
Community Member
2 years ago

Lmfao!

rose meyer
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG

luna
Community Member
3 years ago

aaawww :3 <3

美海
Community Member
4 years ago

I would be like, "Yeah, he dumped me 'cuz I was too ugly."

Ariana Mari Joe
Community Member
4 years ago

That killed me!

mlgwolves
Community Member
5 years ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHOTS FIRED

RismaSitanggang
Community Member
6 years ago

LMFAOOOO

NatalieBlonde
Community Member
5 years ago

That's so mean! The girl didn't even say anything mean but call the people she was calling ugly, but she didn't says anything mean to him

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ElliotLord
Community Member
6 years ago

Ouch!

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JamesKinahan
Community Member
6 years ago

My favourite

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SaraJane
Community Member
6 years ago

That's a good one.

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#12

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

lololol!

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

?

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

What a troll

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#15

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

Shots fired?

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

Someone done mess up

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#17

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Taleti
Community Member
5 years ago

He's DONE FOR

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#18

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

dumb meets dumber

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DesireeMiranda
Community Member
6 years ago

OUCH !

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

teeeeeehehehehehe, mind you one that works on women preferably.

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#21

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KateCollini
Community Member
6 years ago

Well played Taco Bell.

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#22

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ElliotLord
Community Member
6 years ago

It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...

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#23

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JeanneDeaux
Community Member
6 years ago

Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.

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#24

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

Oh this is just beautiful

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#25

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MicaelaOlivera
Community Member
6 years ago

And then EAT IT.

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#26

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

yaouch!

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KeraTucker
Community Member
6 years ago

Lmao! That shit is hella funny

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sctntxtn13
Community Member
6 years ago

3,6,7&8 are awesome

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misguidedFer
Community Member
6 years ago

Lol I remember this

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#30

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RJazz909
Community Member
6 years ago

LOL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!

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KhycieMoniqueConsunji
Community Member
6 years ago

</3

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#32

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LockieScott
Community Member
6 years ago

Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz

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InveterateArtist
Community Member
6 years ago

Uncool, there is a difference between a burn in return to a rude comment and just being and outright dick. Total dick move.

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BudBudderson
Community Member
5 years ago

XD YES THIS IS AMAZING

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#35

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

#sassmaster

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#36

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CoryGaskins
Community Member
6 years ago

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Wow, what a loser, Anderson Cooper, that is. He never tweets of anything banal? Such a low blow. How is this a burn???

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#37

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PaulaMarshall
Community Member
5 years ago

HAHAHA

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

meaningless.

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#39

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Blake Martin
Community Member
4 years ago

Uhhhh...... What's the joke?

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#40

Haha

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saman.y
Community Member
5 years ago

ah Come on if she or anyone said something wrong (at least in your's perspective) it's not right to make fun how they born or how they create.god bless cya

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#41

Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

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TheFirstAndTheLast
Community Member
5 years ago

Not a burn but it still works as a neat trick.

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