Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!
It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!
If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!
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Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!
Classic Burn
Funny Comebacks
Never Mess With The Sister
She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!
Know Your Quotes
I would like to point out that the books of Leviticus and Deuteronomy are in the Old Testament. That means that they were part of the Jewish holy book before they were ever part of the Bible. If you’re going to use the ENTIRE Bible and not just the the Old or New Testament individually to justify your opinion of the law, keep in mind that you may be using the holy books of two different religions at the same time if you quote verses from both the Old and New Testament in your arguments.
I look up to the LGBT community because I support lesbians, gays, bisexuals, e.t.c. If you think that being any of those is a sin, I want you to read the verse below. A lot of LGBT’s are in love with each other. Look what the Bible says about love: “Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.” 1 Corinthians 13:4-5 The Bible says that love is one of the most beautiful things God ever made. How is it a sin to love the same gender?
Actually, most of the rules in the bible were cultural. But God defined marriage, not the rulers in biblical times.
Actually, some of these were cultural, but it says that God defined marriage not the law makers in biblical times.
This is by far the best response to a bible quotin' anti gay crazed Christian I've seen yet! Bravo.
People say 'they believe in God' but they don't even read the bible so what does 'I believe in God' mean to them? Exactly.
how can a good christian support gay marriage hmmmmm well i am christian and thow shall not judge
"You make me sick. F**k you." I know you would little pussy a*s b***h! I'm a supportive christian and I like guys and girls! BOOM B***H
Using the F word. Also considered very UN Christian. How does anyone every take you seriously?
You know there’s something called freedom of speech? I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ***
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The truth ALWAYS hurts them, then again they have to already bury their heads pretty deep to even believe in religion
Kindly blow your brains out with a shotgun and then try to repeat that. What you just said is a religious statement. Ergo, you're being hypocritical.
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I HATE GAY HATERS. BACK OFF BITCHES. THEY ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE ALL OF THEM...
No good Christian hates gays, but no good Christian supports gay marriage.
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Nice, i love it when older laws are applied toward modern religion. It messes everything up. But I don't think politics should be applied
The original poster was a woman, who should've been executed, if we're going by the bible, since she was naughty in high school!
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You have no room to talk if you aren't religious.
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Classy Comeback
Lovely Burn
Proper Education
Funny Comeback
Job Opportunities
Foodie Burns
Mommy Dearest
Savage Burns
Browser History
Savage Roast
Orange You Glad
Sibling Rivalry
Missing Something?
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Funny Comeback
It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...
Savage Burn
Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.
Worthy Sacrifice
Savage Roasts
The Real Thing
F The Rules
Thinking Process
Heart Breaking Comeback
Savage Roast
Bad Burn
Funny Comeback
Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz
Savage Roast
Bad Burn
Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
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So every single one of these have been said to you?
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What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
So every single one of these have been said to you?
Load More Replies... What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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