Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!

It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!

If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!

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#1

Savage Burn

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JeanneDeaux
Community Member
6 years ago

Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!

Kaylee Jackson
Community Member
2 years ago

Same

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

So this is what teachers do when they're off work

LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

Oh man that was the best :D

NicoleWebb
Community Member
6 years ago

Mrs. J. is EPIC! I don't know her, but I wish I did.

AnnikaYrjölä
Community Member
6 years ago

Mrs. Johanson, I applaud you.

211674 pumacummings
Community Member
1 year ago

holy shit you go teach

Someone youdontknow
Community Member
1 year ago

WELL DONE!!

Kayode Ebun
Community Member
2 years ago

damnnnn😂😂💔💔

Jamiya Donnelly
Community Member
6 months ago

ass hole great teacher

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Kayode Ebun
Community Member
2 years ago

dammmnnn😂😂

Benjamin Chen
Community Member
2 months ago

I used that line all the time after seeing the movie The New Guy with DJ Qualls!

Lucia C.
Community Member
2 months ago

Larry must be criing to his mama

Ashley gem
Community Member
3 months ago

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Lauren Kufner
Community Member
4 months ago

that is golden lol

Kelsey Meyers
Community Member
7 months ago

WHOA. Need some ice cream for that burn. Oof.

Adele McArt
Community Member
7 months ago

nice

Phoenix
Community Member
8 months ago

I like this teacher

ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ
Community Member
8 months ago

love this one! It needs wayyy more upvotes than 313

Hayden Metty
Community Member
9 months ago

omg that is hilarious you go mrs j

BOT-Windbound
Community Member
9 months ago

burn baby burn!

Samiya Roble
Community Member
10 months ago

Omg She Was My Teacher!!!

211674 pumacummings
Community Member
1 year ago

holy shit u go teach

Francesca Galster
Community Member
1 year ago

thats cool

Francesca Galster
Community Member
1 year ago

who is miss johanson?

Francesca Galster
Community Member
1 year ago

:C

Francesca Galster
Community Member
1 year ago

i rlly wish i could burn images-14-...12137.jpeg images-14-5f13878812137.jpeg

Bella snow
Community Member
1 year ago

All my grammar teachers suck and get mad at me for reading to much, checking out a lot of books and always figuring out what happens in the book before they do but like hey I’m one of your best students I pay attention in class, I like to read and I have a higher reading level than a lot of people in higher classes I can’t help that I’m kinda smart.

Fox Master
Community Member
1 year ago

Dang

Jake Zhang Fisher
Community Member
1 year ago

same lel

Colin Cerchiaro
Community Member
1 year ago

mrs. johanson a savage

Van Smith
Community Member
1 year ago

Your alot smarter than you look

cred x
Community Member
1 year ago

get toasted

cred x
Community Member
1 year ago

xddd

Genevieve Goungo
Community Member
1 year ago

OOOOOOOOOOOO

Piper McGann
Community Member
2 years ago

omlord!! that was hilarious

Miyako Waterton
Community Member
2 years ago

BOI LAST TIME I CHECK YOU SAID THAT SHE WAS MEN WHIZCH CHO MEGA MIND HEAD AHHH

Fahmida Begum
Community Member
2 years ago

Raa fam you got sun burnt

Dynamic Thunda
Community Member
2 years ago

Miss Johanson, this some really good comeback and shut up Larry and respect your elders, Or did you not learn manners at school?

Jaya Vlogs
Community Member
2 years ago

Your 2 front teeth look like they running away from one another (if someone has a gap)

Jahleel Carr-Smalls
Community Member
2 years ago

same here

Natalie Snow
Community Member
2 years ago

🤣 HAHA I want Mrs. Johanson as a teacher now!

JACOB PORTUGUEZ
Community Member
2 years ago

fuck me plz!!

Adaeze Uzor-Enebeli
Community Member
2 years ago

H

[S]-Jaimze McKenney
Community Member
2 years ago

I LOVE THIS!

[S]-Jaimze McKenney
Community Member
2 years ago

This is the best!

Ayano Aishi
Community Member
2 years ago

Slay XD

Elliot Beazley
Community Member
3 years ago

Although they never mention it, I owe the people who frequent the Hob. Gale told me that Greasy Sae, the old woman who serves up soup, started a collection to sponsor Peeta and me during the Games. It was supposed to be just a Hob thing, but a lot of other people heard about it and chipped in. I don't know exactly how much it was, and the price of any gift in the arena was exorbitant. But for all I know, it made the difference between my life and death.

Langston Sinclair
Community Member
3 years ago

DANG BOI!

Langston Sinclair
Community Member
3 years ago

DANG BOIIIIIII!

StandbyforTitanfall
Community Member
3 years ago

Wish i had her as a teacher to finally set things straight! LMFAO!!

Flynn Stringer
Community Member
3 years ago

Eh I can do better

Heather Getachew (2024)
Community Member
3 years ago

Bruh.

Orion
Community Member
3 years ago

You wonder what's on my face well here's your answer "something that you need to get". 🙀

Xavier Harahap
Community Member
4 years ago

omg Miss Johanson has proven that even adults can be savage well done

Asura “the destructor”
Community Member
4 years ago

not even a cold glass of water healed that burn

Bembles1AJ
Community Member
4 years ago

OHHHH SNAP!

gage lamb
Community Member
4 years ago

boy

Laura Massaro
Community Member
4 years ago

hahaha I need to meet my new favorite teacher

Laura Massaro
Community Member
4 years ago

omg hahahah I need to meet my new favorite teacher even if idk her lol

Tabitha Matulonis
Community Member
4 years ago

You make me want to be your student!

Kalen Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

bitches

Kalen Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

This is the best comeback ever lets say a bully walks up to you and says you suck then you say to him at least I don't digest. Ohhhh!!!!

Kalen Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

fd sdfd

Kalen Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

Best comeback ever: Bully says you suck you say at least I don't digest

Lucy Poh
Community Member
4 years ago

not funny at all

Snowball 9301
Community Member
4 years ago

OOOOHHHHH!!!!!

Julius Knight
Community Member
4 years ago

That is sick Mrs.Johnson nice roasting. Is it like roasting marshmallows

Aisha Ahmed
Community Member
5 years ago

Go Mrs J * I even if i dont know you*

Robert Playsmc
Community Member
5 years ago

#lolrektm8

connorrock123465
Community Member
5 years ago

Here a good one Your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

landon_barrows
Community Member
5 years ago

WTF

landon_barrows
Community Member
5 years ago

It sucks

gweiner-2017
Community Member
5 years ago

watch out, u mad bro

gweiner-2017
Community Member
5 years ago

you getting mad bro

ShepyGee
Community Member
5 years ago

hahahahahahahahaha........go Mrs J go.......@Larry_u e bitch now

aslogan2017
Community Member
5 years ago

I love the internet

MinrcraftGamer
Community Member
5 years ago

Student: ur dick is probably the size of a tic tac Me: no wonder it moms mouth smell so fresh Class:OOOHHHHHH

SemoreButts
Community Member
6 years ago

What wrong being single? Relationships are bullshit anyways.

SemoreButts
Community Member
6 years ago

What's wrong with being single?

HaroonUmar
Community Member
6 years ago

I was with a girl and some guy said pulling then I said the only thing u pull is your dick with tweasers

annieangel
Community Member
6 years ago

Yaaaasss Miss Johanson!

ShakitaGreen
Community Member
6 years ago

She didn't burn him... She set his ass on fire!!!!lmao

SophieD
Community Member
6 years ago

Do you need some aloe vera for that burn Larry?

AeroWang
Community Member
6 years ago

Is dis MS Johanson hawt? lol.

AmandaMcLamb
Community Member
6 years ago

Pure Brilliance!

TeresaSantos
Community Member
6 years ago

Classy!

elliott millett
Community Member
4 years ago

Stfu

elliott millett
Community Member
4 years ago

Dick

elliott millett
Community Member
4 years ago

Yo

elliott millett
Community Member
4 years ago

A kid said this is the most happy day of my life!!! A girl said she loved me!!!! I said aren't moms great?

elliott millett
Community Member
4 years ago

Fuck u murder fucker

BoredBunnies
Community Member
4 years ago

What.

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#2

Classic Burn

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LeeRomi
Community Member
6 years ago

CALL THE BURN UNIT!!

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#3

Funny Comebacks

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IzaYusop
Community Member
6 years ago

i love this. must remember it for when my children being a smartass

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#4

Never Mess With The Sister

Never Mess With The Sister

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P.BruxFHell
Community Member
6 years ago

She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!

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#5

Know Your Quotes

Know Your Quotes

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

wonderful, just wonderful!

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#6

Savage Burn

Savage Burn

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DanielFlynn
Community Member
6 years ago

SHOTS FIRED!

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#7

Classy Comeback

Classy Comeback

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GriselleLugo
Community Member
6 years ago

Great!!

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#8

Lovely Burn

Lovely Burn

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

ROFLMAO!!!

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#9

Proper Education

Proper Education

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ElliotLord
Community Member
6 years ago

Ouch!

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#10

Funny Comeback

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JamesKinahan
Community Member
6 years ago

My favourite

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#11

Taxi Service

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SaraJane
Community Member
6 years ago

That's a good one.

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#12

Job Opportunities

Job Opportunities

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ElliotLord
Community Member
6 years ago

Fake. No company would do that.

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#13

Foodie Burns

Foodie Burns

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Chaz Johnston
Community Member
4 years ago

Bullshit. Pizza never comes in 20 seconds.

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#14

Mommy Dearest

Mommy Dearest

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

What a troll

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#15

Savage Burns

Savage Burns

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

Shots fired?

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#16

Browser History

Browser History

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

Someone done mess up

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#17

Savage Roast

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3.1415926535897932384626433832
Community Member
5 years ago

Mistakes were made, just like that burn

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#18

Orange You Glad

Orange You Glad

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

dumb meets dumber

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#19

Sibling Rivalry

Sibling Rivalry

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DesireeMiranda
Community Member
6 years ago

OUCH !

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#20

Missing Something?

Missing Something?

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

teeeeeehehehehehe, mind you one that works on women preferably.

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#21

Savage Burn

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KateCollini
Community Member
6 years ago

Well played Taco Bell.

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#22

Funny Comeback

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ElliotLord
Community Member
6 years ago

It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...

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#23

Savage Burn

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JeanneDeaux
Community Member
6 years ago

Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.

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#24

Worthy Sacrifice

Worthy Sacrifice

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

Oh this is just beautiful

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#25

Savage Roasts

Savage Roasts

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MicaelaOlivera
Community Member
6 years ago

And then EAT IT.

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#26

The Real Thing

The Real Thing

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
6 years ago

yaouch!

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#27

F The Rules

F The Rules

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a_lopes
Community Member
5 years ago

SO TRUE THO

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#28

Thinking Process

Thinking Process

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vviggy
Community Member
6 years ago

* male's ;-)

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#29

Heart Breaking Comeback

Heart Breaking Comeback

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misguidedFer
Community Member
6 years ago

Lol I remember this

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#30

Savage Roast

Savage Roast

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RJazz909
Community Member
6 years ago

LOL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!

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#31

Bad Burn

Bad Burn

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MrTree1779
Community Member
6 years ago

Why does her smiley have a scrotum? Is that symbolic of something...?

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#32

Funny Comeback

Funny Comeback

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LockieScott
Community Member
6 years ago

Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz

#33

Questioning The Progress

Questioning The Progress

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a_lopes
Community Member
5 years ago

shots fired

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#34

Nasty Comeback

Nasty Comeback

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aslogan2017
Community Member
5 years ago

Damn

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#35

Simple Explanation

Simple Explanation

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
6 years ago

#sassmaster

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#36

Funny Comeback

Funny Comeback

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Cool sun Raider1
Community Member
1 year ago

Gjk

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#37

Savage Roast

Savage Roast

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varnadoechristopher
Community Member
5 years ago

Planking died along with your music

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#38

Bad Burn

Bad Burn

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a_lopes
Community Member
5 years ago

AWESOME

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#39

Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post

Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post

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Blake Martin
Community Member
4 years ago

Uhhhh...... What's the joke?

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#40

Photo Editing

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DarknessWizard2
Community Member
5 years ago

OH SHIT, GET THE SAVAGE POLICE NO, THE SAVAGE SWAT TEAM

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#41

Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

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TheFirstAndTheLast
Community Member
5 years ago

Not a burn but it still works as a neat trick.

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