Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!
It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!
If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!
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Savage Burn
Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!
mrs johnson omg i couldv,e gave you mmy IP address so we can talk about how it feels to be mentaly ill but NOO now i,m thinking your one of the 8 billion people on earth that has 1.3457787900976547568 brain cells like i was thinking i coudv,e used that as my phone DON<T BE A TEACHER.
Here is one of mine: If i climed to your ego and jumped off I would surely die.
I used that line all the time after seeing the movie The New Guy with DJ Qualls!
How you been doing since the message🙁🙁😕😕😕😕😕😕😩😩😩😩😩😢😢😢😢??
Load More Replies... All my grammar teachers suck and get mad at me for reading to much, checking out a lot of books and always figuring out what happens in the book before they do but like hey I’m one of your best students I pay attention in class, I like to read and I have a higher reading level than a lot of people in higher classes I can’t help that I’m kinda smart.
What The F**k?? Get mad at you because you Read Too Much😕😕😕??? How the F**k you gon get mad at someone for Reading Too Much*🤨*???.. Like, What The F**k*🤨🤨🤨*??? ... &&&& Right.. They just mad cause you figure out the answer before them😂😂😂😂😂🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱.
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BOI LAST TIME I CHECK YOU SAID THAT SHE WAS MEN WHIZCH CHO MEGA MIND HEAD AHHH
Miss Johanson, this some really good comeback and shut up Larry and respect your elders, Or did you not learn manners at school?
Your 2 front teeth look like they running away from one another (if someone has a gap)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 AHHHHHH.. that one's a Greaaat Oneeeee👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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Although they never mention it, I owe the people who frequent the Hob. Gale told me that Greasy Sae, the old woman who serves up soup, started a collection to sponsor Peeta and me during the Games. It was supposed to be just a Hob thing, but a lot of other people heard about it and chipped in. I don't know exactly how much it was, and the price of any gift in the arena was exorbitant. But for all I know, it made the difference between my life and death.
Ohhhh. Wowwwwwwwww.. Congratss On Thatttt👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.. &&& I get how it made the difference between your life and death❤️❤️❤️❤️🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Wish i had her as a teacher to finally set things straight! LMFAO!!
omg Miss Johanson has proven that even adults can be savage well done
omg hahahah I need to meet my new favorite teacher even if idk her lol
This is the best comeback ever lets say a bully walks up to you and says you suck then you say to him at least I don't digest. Ohhhh!!!!
Best comeback ever: Bully says you suck you say at least I don't digest
That is sick Mrs.Johnson nice roasting. Is it like roasting marshmallows
Here a good one Your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory
Student: ur d**k is probably the size of a tic tac Me: no wonder it moms mouth smell so fresh Class:OOOHHHHHH
I was with a girl and some guy said pulling then I said the only thing u pull is your d**k with tweasers
A kid said this is the most happy day of my life!!! A girl said she loved me!!!! I said aren't moms great?
Classic Burn
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She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!
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Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.
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Savage Roast
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funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
So every single one of these have been said to you?
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What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
So every single one of these have been said to you?
Load More Replies... What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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