Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!
It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!
If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!
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Savage Burn
Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!
Classic Burn
Funny Comebacks
Never Mess With The Sister
She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!
LOL I've been married for 16 years and I would NEVER check my husbands text messages. This kind of woman you leave really quickly
Haha - remind me never to piss that sister off. That was too damn funny! And threw the bitch in at the end.
This is quite a good comeback, but it also makes me uncomfortable since it continues the ridiculous and untrue stereotype that women can't just get along with each other. I know there are stereotypes of men not getting along with each other either and that too needs to stop.
yeah, but that's on the sister's side. Although the brother should have labeled her as sister.
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Happy childhood together and close relationship in adult life? NORMALLY brothers and sisters tend to be close, you know...
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Know Your Quotes
Savage Burn
Classy Comeback
Lovely Burn
Proper Education
Funny Comeback
Job Opportunities
Foodie Burns
Mommy Dearest
Savage Burns
Browser History
Savage Roast
Orange You Glad
Sibling Rivalry
Missing Something?
Savage Burn
Funny Comeback
It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...
Savage Burn
Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.
Worthy Sacrifice
Savage Roasts
The Real Thing
F The Rules
Thinking Process
Heart Breaking Comeback
Savage Roast
Bad Burn
Funny Comeback
Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz
Savage Roast
Bad Burn
Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
So every single one of these have been said to you?
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What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
So every single one of these have been said to you?
Load More Replies... What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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